League of Haikus

[Hasbinlulz]

Was doing so well
Now I'm in ELO Hell
The league of the blues.

[OforOppression]

ELO hell is another term for "exactly where you should be"

[OforOppression]

http://i.imgur.com/9kO9eU1.jpg

[Hasbinlulz]

ELO hell is another term for "exactly where you should be"
Oh shut up.

[bouncerr 2.0]

no one cares, fat fuck.

[patriot1776]

hm, face check this bush
heal pot flash ghost run away
darius OP

[Breeziyo]

why play such a bad game
dota two dot com
haikus are gay

[Psionide]

LOL AND HON are minor leagues/college/strikeforce. DOTA=MAJOR LEAGUE/PRO CIRCUIT/UFC

[OforOppression]

tru

[Strifer]

haikus are gay huh
your mother said otherwise
in her bed last night

[Reiker000]

dota 2 and league
who the fuck would waste their time
playing these shit games

[Doors]

www.dota2.com
kite giant 4 pl

[Reiker000]

What is a haiku?
Doors has no idea, oh well.
Time to RMT.

[OforOppression]

that aint a haiku
haiku needs seven syllables
its just shitty poem

[OforOppression]

like mine sucks

[gotrocks]

yall all got it wrong, haiku's are 5-3-5 or 7-5-7 BUT the last line is not supposed to relate to the first 2.

Flames be comin now
hatin literary skill
diggles sig is wierd

[OforOppression]

Triple Baka gud
Y'all better step off my nuts
Reikers ass has AIDS

[gotrocks]

Triple Baka gud
Y'all better step off my nuts
Reikers ass has AIDS

now you got it!

[OforOppression]

:3

[Atennu]

Malphite is open
Instalocked and going mid
Good game at twenty

[Hasbinlulz]

The third line often
Relates to the first two lines
"Ah-ha!" dum as fuq

[OforOppression]

ELO hell is cool
It keeps hasbinbad types
refrigerator

[Hasbinlulz]

Those in glass houses
Alaska; January
Should not hurl rocks.

[patriot1776]

already beat game
what a shitty fucking thread
smoke trees, fuck beezys

[OforOppression]

What Obama should do on his last day, is hold a live press conference in front of hundreds of thousands of people, with full live coverage to international stations. He should start with a stirring introduction into how he feels about his upcoming 'end of term' and then he should lower the mic, whip out his dick and slap the mic a few times with it.
Possibly uttering the words "my dick has spoken" as he meanders off stage.
the end.

[Hasbinlulz]

What Obama should do on his last day, is hold a live press conference in front of hundreds of thousands of people, with full live coverage to international stations. He should start with a stirring introduction into how he feels about his upcoming 'end of term' and then he should lower the mic, whip out his dick and slap the mic a few times with it.
Possibly uttering the words "my dick has spoken" as he meanders off stage.
the end.
Well written and thought-provoking. A+ would read again. Sharing on reddit.

[gotrocks]

the third line usually relates to the first two in an abstract way, if at all.

hbb is fat
we have missed that fat though
pizza for plat please