IRC Trolls have rolled on P99

[Doors]

Vote on which irc troll sperglord will reach the highest level before quitting Rogaine's masochist experience rate server.

[OforOppression]

already level 60, diggles wins by default

[Doors]

Names of said players will not be disclosed.

[patriot1776]

I will be max level, epic, and tmo'd by the end of winter

[Tippett]

is this a troll or not, i sat in irc sometimes id fux wit them

[Doors]

http://www.jonnyku.com/rants/special_olympics/boy%20running.jpg

[OforOppression]

Not a troll, the denizens of #p99 have boots on the ground in Norrath

[Doors]

It's the retard special Olympics, any form of PL + twink is allowed. Highest level wins.

[Leftoverture]

damn naes wont even play red

what a poser

[patriot1776]

^mad

[patriot1776]

not playin box with 1/10 the pop tho

[Doors]

Any form of cheating is also allowed until you get caught. ShowEQ MQ2 etc.

[OforOppression]

red is awful thats why

[Reiker000]

King of the Sperglord 2013

[Doors]

purist: yea dont trust naez like i said
purist: i already played both eq and daoc with naez
purist: he is the most unreliable person ever
Doors: gave naez 5k worth of twink gear
Doors: then pl to 16
patriot1776: im agnostic moran
Doors: he dies then logs off
purist: i dont think he attacked a mob we were fighting once
patriot1776: and wasnt kos until i did orc pawn quest
purist: just sits there afk
Reiker: 73% of new yorkers supporting gun ban
purist: while trolling ooc
Reiker: people have spoken
+hitchens_office: you think all these people retelling their awful gaming experience with naez were making shit up?
patriot1776: went afk like 1x in dum daoc group
patriot1776: other time i was carrying team
Doors: u are literally
Doors: the worst eq player
purist: yea
Doors: i have ever met
patriot1776: lolno
Wa11ace: u want 50 dollars or not
patriot1776: got rooted by sir xantille and bea thte fuck to death

[Doors]

Reiker: this ****** trains me every time I enter crushbone
<Reiker: could be level 50 by now

[Doors]

patriot1776> you have to PL us both at same tim
Doors> no
Doors> im done with u
patriot1776> yes
Doors> for good
Wa11ace> found picture of pkmn btw purist reiker like patriot1776 like
patriot1776> this is obamas america
Doors> ive got a new sponsor
patriot1776> you have to share

[OforOppression]

Wa11ace: u want 50 dollars or not

Even Wallace remembers Doors RMT.

Ephi is gonna get you, dog.

[Lexical]

Are you troglodytes in CB now?

[Doors]

Lexical vote or shut up.

[Lexical]

I fucking did cracker now answer the question dweeb bait.

[Doors]

I am not divulging the names of the candidates of the Retard Special Olympics of 2013.

[SamwiseRed]

these guys didnt make it past lvl 10 on red. i dont expect greatness.

[Doors]

It's any mans race at this point.

[OforOppression]

these guys didnt make it past lvl 10 on red. i dont expect greatness.

they didnt make it past 10 because they realized its garbage box with 1 guild

[Doors]

Reiker> pretty much makes me the shaman expert in the room
Reiker> did you have time's antithesis on live? no? then shut the fuck up
purist> +20 in wis lets u focus items on +hp
patriot1776> lol sux item
purist> +20 in sta does nothing

[Doors]

purist> i was soloing velks on live when u were still in diapers son
patriot1776> you gotta med on every tick
Reiker> I bet purist meds and doesn't even use canni

[patriot1776]

Im in the lead since haze cheated

[Doors]

Cheating is encouraged.

[patriot1776]

he onl thas 3 more levels

[Skitliv]

Is Haze the same Haze that played an enchanter from Pandemonium on live pvp? Probably not. but if so, hi from the most powerful ranger in EQ history.

[Lexical]

I am not divulging the names of the candidates of the Retard Special Olympics of 2013.

How do we know who really wins then?

[OforOppression]

ALERT

DIGGLES MAY BE SETTING BOOTS ON GROUND WITH A NEW CHARACTER

POSSIBLY ENCHANTER

[Pico]

almost makes me want to play elf hunter

[Reiker000]

these guys didnt make it past lvl 10 on red. i dont expect greatness.

I was like one of first 10 to level 50 fgt.

[Autotune]

Ill pl someone to 45 tonight. The others will then give up and this thread can die

[Eccezan]

nobody cares faggot

[Autotune]

nobody cares faggot

Exactly

[quido]

Ill pl someone to 45 tonight. The others will then give up and this thread can die

Me.

[patriot1776]

Ill pl someone to 45 tonight. The others will then give up and this thread can die

need pl

[purist 4.0]

reiker stuffing the ballot box with sock puppet accounts

[Leftoverture]

damn naes wont even play red

what a poser

[Doors]

TMO mad because bad, raging hard at the loss of pixel dragon loot.

Naez still in the lead.

[OforOppression]

damn naez wont even play the shittiest eqemu server in existence

wowie

[Tarathiel]

i voted for change

[Doors]

Reiker> jbb, barbarian spiritists hammer, and fungi
+hershey> make guild name
prince666> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k7THHMHN2s
+hershey> First to Engage
Haze1> fungi tbh
+hershey> I CANT THINK OF SHIT ON THE SPOT
prince666> shut up
Punda> GIVE
Punda> ME
Punda> BUFFS
prince666> give
prince666> me
prince666> pl
prince666> +
Wa11ace> I AM THAT ******
<prince666> trwoink

[OforOppression]

I'm sad I wasn't included in poll.


Reiker gonna beat us all

[Grahm]

doors can you please make new thread involving all of us. i would have the most votes.

[Ephirith]

didn't vote on account of no bush towers

[Doors]

After day 1 Naez the clear front runner.

[OforOppression]

naez stayed up all night poopsocking with massive twink

[OforOppression]

and pl

[patriot1776]

the votes are extremely questionable

[Hailto]

nobody cares faggot

TMO cares

[OforOppression]

day 1 ends with

Reiker level 9
Diggles level 12
Haze level 16
Naez level 17 goin on 18
Hershey at 11
Purist at 4 (or 3 i think)

[TempleOfLife]

a lot of bad to be had

[Doors]

Day 2 updates:

Naez is on the verge of having a surname.
Reiker is feeling the nerd urge to be a massive fucking sperglord again.
Diggles thinks hes actually apart of this race.
Haze has never had a character on p99 over level 10.

[OforOppression]

I NEED IKSAR ILLUSION

[Doors]

Who makes a dark elf warrior honestly and hes winning the race.

[Doors]

Naez getting sick PL + twink. Reiker slowly fading into nothingness.


DUDE BUT I CREATED AND LED BOTH OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL GUILDS ON P99 DURRR

[Droxx]

reiker. the answer is always reiker.

[Alawen]

I have a question and a comment.

#1: What the fuck is a sperglord?

#2: Reiker, you suck but I voted for you anyway. IB4L

[Sodapop]

Alawen, don't post here please.

[OforOppression]

I have a question and a comment.

#1: What the fuck is a sperglord?

#2: Reiker, you suck but I voted for you anyway. IB4L


Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.

[Doors]

nAEZ has the early lead I have no doubt Reiker will become the tyrant of pixels he was born to be and eventually win this race though.

[Reiker000]

I'm a casual player dawg can't keep up with naez's turbonerd 24/7 twink+pl

I just wanted 2 play with my friends not play rogeanbox all day to be 10 levels behind

ya feel me dawg?

[Reiker000]

still gonna win tho

[Lexical]

what's everyone's levels as of now?

[Reiker000]

13.68

[patriot1776]

literally cant grind cuz have to wait for these maggets to ketchup

[Doors]

naez is 22
reiker is 13
Purist is 3
Diggles ragequit
Haze has a DE mask at 16

[purist 4.0]

Purist is 3

is about to ding lvl 14*

ss w/fungi avail

http://i.imgur.com/kVzUOGa.jpg

[OforOppression]

Didn't rage quit need grp

[Littlegyno 9.0]

My dog Naez #1 YALL.

[Doors]

Reiker> i ld for 2 secons
Reiker> and purist breaks up the group

[OforOppression]

REIKER GET GUILD YET?

[Reiker000]

Guild made, level 18, come @ me

[Lexical]

can I join guild plz?

[Reiker000]

Reiker's back, spreading butthurt all across the land.

http://i45.tinypic.com/140ke38.jpg

[Doors]

Reiker spreading filth all throughout Norrath.

[Reiker000]

no thats kimmie

[Doors]

Naez just hit 23, Diggles raged out of contest because nobody will PL him.

In other news Harrison had a necro on this server and deleted his lower level spells because hes bad.

[OforOppression]

Gettin PL, team absconded on me but young Hailto is here to save the day
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m842k5BhWf1qh0jlr.jpg

[patriot1776]

confirmed RMTer

[OforOppression]

lady is RPG

http://i.imgur.com/WDeearl.jpg

[OforOppression]

yo harridog can you hook me up with the eqemu info for the necro so i can make it plmaster5000

[OforOppression]

http://i.imgur.com/B1yIn5g.png

[Clark]

http://i.imgur.com/B1yIn5g.png

LOL

[Lexical]

Guild chat is a cross between the 3 stooges and the brady bunch. Comedic gold.

[Doors]

Doors> reikers paying a chink to level his shaman
wutdobutt2> spic spic spic chink ****** lvl worker
Doors> i think i just caught him
Doors> hes not responding and hes on the move, probably to dupe plat
@patriot1776> agreed
@patriot1776> hes using mq2 to level afk

[Lexical]

Reiker> /role is a bannable offense in RPG

[OforOppression]

http://i.imgur.com/B1yIn5g.png

[Lexical]

Highlight of yesterday:
*Guild spends over an hour squabbling over where the best place to necro PL and who has to play the necro.
*Guild continually berates Lexical while bickering over if Halfling faction matters
*Guild finally commences to necro PL
*After about two hours of arguments and accusations, RPG emerges from the necro PL session with a net loss in XP and decide to move to guk.

[Grahm]

Mcfiffle box legend

[Alawen]

Haze = Puppydog?

[Reiker000]

[18:21] Doors: naez quit p99
[18:21] Doors: reiker wins

http://mat.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pMAT1-8404510enh-z6.jpg

[patriot1776]

false

[Doors]

Running Reiker winning race. Basically has this locked up.

[Hitchens]

Terrible guild. McFiffle and Purist only trustworthy members.

[Doors]

loln0

[Droxx]

reiker! reiker! reiker!

[Doors]

People still voting for naez was fools.

[Reiker000]

I've dropped like 5% after already winning.

[Glitch]

I like this thread

[Reiker000]

Glitch join my guild

[patriot1776]

u didnt win shit

[Reiker000]

^ mad

[Sodapop]

patriot owes me money.

[Doors]

Naez needs a haste item and a warrior epic MQ to keep up.

[Lexical]

Glitch join my guild

[Massive Marc]

naez confirmed ragequit.

[patriot1776]

need war epic mq

[OforOppression]

need ragebringer

[Glitch]

Glitch join my guild

I was recently wondering if I still know my eqemu infos.

[Reiker000]

Roll a new toon with us dawg