Hammertime, The server newb.

[Tomatoking]

Some of you may have heard the griefing hammertime was doing to me in unrest since ive rerolled huggies.

If you havent then you probably just ignored his paladin soldier early on.

He has a few characters now. A necro ( Unknown ) A rogue twink Mrbigs ( Mrbigx is ironlion btw )

and of course his wizard boner.

And what a fucking boner he is.

Soldier spent the past week annoying the shit out of me in unrest while i was leveling. Im a lone cleric soloing and spending most of my time tabbed out, he trained , KSd , talked hours of shit and even before he gave up griefing me on his rogue he tried to beg my fungi off me.

He actually thought id give it to him if he gave me a sob story about how he cant level and when we hang out he needs to wear the fungi.

I chuckled quietly to myself.

The truth? Soon as i dinged in range to soldier there was little i could do to him. With a full suit of MR Gear and a cleric with only a magic based nuke even if i blew my whole load on him i never got him below 20. He was very red and i was never ready when he attacked.

But lo and behold i was leveling very fast. i did level 12 to 40 in 6 days. But the real funny part was that he lied about his level several times. When i dinged 35 he shows up and says he is 35 yet he was still red. Dinged again then he was yellow

What happened when he became even con?

He had to LOH

That was the final time i saw soldier. I guess he knew if he conned blue id wipe him up.

I graduated unrest at level 40 and went to specs , only to be griefed by his wizard boner who already conned blue.

And after humiliating him several times in pvp quietly he began only attacking when i pull a spec.

So an hour ago i went to the oasis to kill some specs and lo and behold dickbag is dispelling once and running away.

I chased him and tried my best to nuke him but he always ran after one nuke.

This went on and i went back to the island.

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After getting his ass kicked again he tries to root me a few times.

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Half the time i was sitting down. Who uses immobilize?

I get jumped by tyrant and all of a sudden boner has courage !

He is nuking me and even tho im getting interrupted pretty bad i still get some nukes off.

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Think im going to run? im not

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Even with heavy stuns im enduring , boner is being wiped up quickly

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Boner gets a nuke off !

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But alas its not enough.

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Kiss the fucking rings bitch

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[OforOppression]

hammertime is bad at games because he has a sub 50 IQ

how is this a shock to anyone

[Arclyte]

haha, he's mrbig? his twink rogue got shit on by those two guys wearing bronze and swinging Axes of the Iron Back

Must suck to be so bad at such an old and simple game

[Bhubbles]

Well you definitely get an A for presentation.

[Tippett]

So he's killed you twenty times and you killed him once




















































lol

[Tomatoking]

So he's killed you twenty times and you killed him once




when he first connec in range of me he got me a few times either low hp , engaged with a mob or afk

i think he killed me 4 times , 5 possibly . and again , thats as a red paladin.

20 times? you should probably ignore him too : )















































lol

[Tippett]

please god hurry up and get level 43

[fiegi 2.5]

How long did this post take? (be honest)

[Tomatoking]

10 mins , then i went and had a muffin

[Jenni D]

i much prefer these storyboards over the more common single kill shot ss

9/10 would read more

[Kraftwerk]

i much prefer these storyboards over the more common single kill shot ss

9/10 would read more

For sure, storyboards make it interesting. Going to have to start taking like 10 screenshots from now on.

[Rettii]

Dat Boner Doner

[Tomatoking]

Huggies gets payback bros

After boner was killed shit got physical , i gated and tyrant died to a spec.

a day passed.


Tyrant logs in today and wants a rez at specs.

Like a good sport i offer to do it.

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I ask for consent and move the corpse to a strategic location.

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I wasnt sure if he would. But he took the bait.

Yo just got off work pretty blazed.


We all know what happens next

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Haha lol

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I told him i was sorry and ofered a rez again , i rezzed and he didnt take the bait

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He tells me peacegg and logs , makes a char on vztz i send h im a tell and say im sorry

Tell him i moved corpse to safe spot and now ready to rez.

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Lets see if he takes the bait

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he bit !

But after a few spanks from the spec he runs !

Hugs gives chase with the speed of a pack of cheetas !

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But alas

he was slain again

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And i do believe its time for coffee and a muffin !

[Tomatoking]

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Kiss the fucking rings bitch

[Rettii]

Box so fun need yt, she lvl 18 bros take the blows no shame

[jeffd]

lvl 40 bracket off the fuckin chains

[Tomatoking]

yo vztz up if you arent playing , exp is fast

[Tomatoking]

Huggies gets payback bros

After boner was killed shit got physical , i gated and tyrant died to a spec.

a day passed.


Tyrant logs in today and wants a rez at specs.

Like a good sport i offer to do it.

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I ask for consent and move the corpse to a strategic location.

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I wasnt sure if he would. But he took the bait.

Yo just got off work pretty blazed.


We all know what happens next

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Haha lol

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I told him i was sorry and ofered a rez again , i rezzed and he didnt take the bait

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He tells me peacegg and logs , makes a char on vztz i send h im a tell and say im sorry

Tell him i moved corpse to safe spot and now ready to rez.

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Lets see if he takes the bait

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he bit !

But after a few spanks from the spec he runs !

Hugs gives chase with the speed of a pack of cheetas !

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But alas

he was slain again

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And i do believe its time for coffee and a muffin !

STORYBOARD BUMP

[Arclyte]

weren't you the guy giving people shit for griefing?

[TempleOfLife]

( Mrbigx is ironlion btw )

ironlion plays jaleean occasionally

nice try tho :)

[Clark]

I just remember Hammertime coming into a ventrilo one time and talking shit to people, and I smacked talked him back. He in return had no comeback to say and got totally quiet like a biatch. Extinguished his trolling powers.

[Tomatoking]

weren't you the guy giving people shit for griefing?

yes , the person who was doing the griefing was the first person killed at the beginnign of the story

this guy was with him , they tried to 2 on 1 big hugs

please read story from beginning thank you

[tehruoh]

fuckin epic

lol @ rezzing him into the spectre.

Lol'd so hard

[Rettii]

o ya its ironlion i forgot

CURSE THESE METAL HANDS

[Combobreaker]

I like the new artsy side of huggies

[Snufz]

Excellent thread

[Knuckle]

my mind is blown. alll this for one kill on a blue con wizard, he was probably 7 levels below you, INT casters have the lowest HP out of all classes and you managed to kill a naked one after being griefed for months, absolute comedy gold.