How do you get it on? RnF edition.

[Lexical]

I want all trolls, singles, couples, and dweebs from RnF telling p99 how they make the magic happen. Let's have some fun :D What is your most ridiculous hook up situation? What is the lamest pick up attempt you have ever experienced? Let's hear whatever story you want to tell, fact or fiction. How do you get it on RnF?

[OforOppression]

i tuck my junk between my legs, put on a dress, and littlegyno does the rest.

[Lexical]

Inbreeding is to be expected and I will say that it is not my place to judge such things.

[patriot1776]

I don't

[Lexical]

I don't

Was kimmie a lie just like your love for freedom you communist swine?

[OforOppression]

ya ok rated this thread 1 star

also im not related to littlegyno

[KimIam89]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACX_sHWcDbs

[Swish]

Are we clearing page 1 without Dredge getting mentioned? Impressive.

[gotrocks]

Are you looking for serious answers....?

you've been really interested in pickup lines and such lately, are you having lady troubles? (im asking seriously - you can pm me if you dont feel like answering to rnf)

in any case, im not the best person for this becasue i dont do one night stands. If i'm going to sleep with someone its going to be for a relationship. I think the most important thing in my experience is to be confident but not cocky, and to be funny and outgoing. Being sweet and caring is good too, but being too nice will work against you. Women dont want the 'nice guy'. That will get you stuck in the friend zone right away. I don't claim to be a master of picking up women, not even close, but I definitely bat way out of my league.

every girl i've dated has been absolutely gorgeous. Not trying to brag, just trying to give some support to what im saying by giving my credentials. The girl I'm dating now has been scouted for modeling several times, but has turned them down because she's going to school and isn't interested in showing off her body, but she's easily a 9. And no, im not posting pics of her, or my exes ;).

If you'd like more info just ask and i'll try to post specifics. Being good in bed helps, too. If you can make a woman cum 10 times before you get off, she's going to have a hard time putting you down.

-casanova

[Ephirith]

I popped my shoulder out of its socket masturbating in the shower.

Lotion didn't lower coefficient of friction quite as much as I was used to