Diggles walks outside and slips on some ice. All of Alaska in panic.

[Reiker000]

An earthquake with magnitude 7.5 occurred near Edna Bay, AK at 08:58:19.72 UTC on Jan 5, 2013. (This event has been reviewed by a seismologist.)

[Hitchens]

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[Barkingturtle]

More like "Only the Fat Die With Their Hymens Intact", imo.

Rest In Peace you hideous mound of shit.

[Knuckle]

Jesus...lol

[EvilMallet]

aww (:

[EvilMallet]

i like how every news source is getting different locations/measurements

google = 70 miles from craig, 7.6
norad = 95 miles of dixon entrance, 7.7
whatever retarded reiker source = 7.5

[Grahm]

ladies leave yo man at home

[Andrew Jackson]

wouldnt trust norad or reiker or google

[Reiker000]

i like how every news source is getting different locations/measurements

google = 70 miles from craig, 7.6
whatever retarded reiker source = 7.5

retarded reiker source = google

http://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?aid=b3c5f34a024ecdd&hl=en&gl=US&source=web