AAA Tipsy Tow

[Hasbinlulz]

If there is one thing I hate more than racists, it's drunk drivers. If you're too stupid to figure out how to get around without driving drunk, research the AAA Tipsy Tow program to see if it's in your area. They will drive your drunk ass and tow your car up to ten miles for free 6pm to 6am.

(800)222-4357

[Ephirith]

If there is one thing I hate more than racists, it's members of the military. If you're too stupid to figure out how to get by without killing other people, research the public education program to see if it's in your area. They will educate your ignorant ass and tow your salary above minimum wage for free 6am to 6pm.

[Hasbinlulz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hasbinlulz]

omg literally crying with laughter

[Itap]

Were you touched at a young age by a racist alcoholic military veteran?

[Sirken]

They will drive your drunk ass and tow your car up to ten miles for free 6pm to 6am.

(800)222-4357

for free?

cause if its free, i might just use it to avoid wasting my own gas. regardless of drunkenness

dont drink and drive. or you will kill somebody's grandmother

[Andrew Jackson]

will they dui me to the gas station for more beef jerkey and malt liquor??

[FoxxHound]

for free?

cause if its free, i might just use it to avoid wasting my own gas. regardless of drunkenness

dont drink and drive. or you will kill somebody's grandmother

Silly Sirken.
You get herpes from drinking and driving! :rolleyes:

[gotrocks]

for free?

cause if its free, i might just use it to avoid wasting my own gas. regardless of drunkenness

dont drink and drive. or you will kill somebody's grandmother


this. very much so. i know too many people who have died/killed people because of this.

[Hasbinlulz]

4/5 RnF trolls agree: drinking and driving is for red-server troglodytes.

[Faron]

What's this, a helpful thread? In my p99? Hope some folks got to put this info to good use and made it home safely!

[Andrew Jackson]

I drive better drunk because then I actually go the speed limit and stop completely etc