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Tarathiel
12-26-2012, 06:29 PM
I just found out that a girl i used to date is now a stripper and cam girl, its unfortunate too, she was kinda hot, now she is a whore
Daldolma
12-26-2012, 06:31 PM
hi 5 thx for shaere
Tarathiel
12-26-2012, 06:34 PM
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/249833_483017205097690_447072135_n.jpg
Halfelfbard
12-26-2012, 07:32 PM
ur looking at this the wrong way dude. You know someone personally, that is into the most hardcore party scene. And would have no way of ever getting invited to it!, chum up with her ass (if she's still in the area u live) and get in on it!
Play who strips better with her friends?...ask to do coke off her ass! Use ur brain!
Kraftwerk
12-26-2012, 07:35 PM
ur looking at this the wrong way dude. You know someone personally, that is into the most hardcore party scene. And would have no way of ever getting invited to it!, chum up with her ass (if she's still in the area u live) and get in on it!
Lol wut? He said she was a stripper, what fantasy just went off in your head?
Tarathiel
12-26-2012, 07:54 PM
ur looking at this the wrong way dude. You know someone personally, that is into the most hardcore party scene. And would have no way of ever getting invited to it!, chum up with her ass (if she's still in the area u live) and get in on it!
Play who strips better with her friends?...ask to do coke off her ass! Use ur brain!
you might be on to something, but what about my standards? my morals?
Shannacore
12-26-2012, 07:55 PM
Should start a "What is your ex doing now?" thread
Knuckle
12-26-2012, 08:30 PM
you might be on to something, but what about my standards? my morals?
precisely, hedonism is over rated
Yajirobe Yajipants
12-26-2012, 08:31 PM
Link(s), Tara, link(s).
Tarathiel
12-26-2012, 09:11 PM
Link(s), Tara, link(s).
cant reveal all of my professional secrets now can i?
Misto
12-26-2012, 09:14 PM
this thread needs prostitutes.
Servellious
12-26-2012, 09:46 PM
My ex is a lesbian and the other got knocked up I dodged one bullet and ate alot of carpet on the other
Daldolma
12-26-2012, 10:05 PM
can't decide if embarrassing or cool that your ex is a lesbian
radditsu
12-26-2012, 10:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qQ62J.jpg?1
Halfelfbard
12-27-2012, 01:55 AM
Screw ur morals, have a fuckin blast!
Hasbinlulz
12-27-2012, 02:04 AM
morals are overrated
dredge
12-27-2012, 02:40 AM
I took this chick out I met on a dating website once. She looked nothing like her pics, wore a wig, had bad teeth, was recovering from getting her stomach stapled, lost a ton of weight but had all this extra skin still.
Her pics were sexy but in real life she was a hot mess.
She turned out to be a real weird o, was on some vampire website where these goth tools think it's real. Anyways she wrote on her blog all about how I was in love with her and tried to force myself on her etc,... when all I did was give her a friendly good night peck on the lips.
Turns out she's a webcam whore, found her vampire profile when I was bored and she linked her cam girl site from there, saw pics of her shoving weird stuff up her butt, lol, was too funny.
Later on she texted me and said I could stay the weekend over at her moms place, wtf, I dodged a bullet there.
dredge
12-27-2012, 02:45 AM
I would have probably boned her just for kicks, but she knew too much after our first date like where I lived and worked, she was obsessed with some other guy and stalking him, so I figured she was not worth the drama that would have come up if I started banging her.
gotrocks
12-27-2012, 02:48 AM
i met my wife that night, we love each other very much
bam!
couldnt resist :)
dredge
12-27-2012, 02:59 AM
some of this chicks facebook pics, hope that isn't against the rules, they are her public cover photos, she fucking creeps me out.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/312604_127139284112545_1816437910_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/393083_127395987420208_185103101_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/156180_127396044086869_1385244100_n.jpg
Daldolma
12-27-2012, 03:06 AM
no trannies plx
dredge
12-27-2012, 03:16 AM
from these pics I can confirm that there is no penis, but she does like to put her hair brush up her cooter, point of the story is anyone can be a Cam girl or Stripper
Hasbinlulz
12-27-2012, 04:11 AM
I took this chick out I met on a dating website once. She looked nothing like her pics, wore a wig, had bad teeth, was recovering from getting her stomach stapled, lost a ton of weight but had all this extra skin still.
Her pics were sexy but in real life she was a hot mess.
She turned out to be a real weird o, was on some vampire website where these goth tools think it's real. Anyways she wrote on her blog all about how I was in love with her and tried to force myself on her etc,... when all I did was give her a friendly good night peck on the lips.
Turns out she's a webcam whore, found her vampire profile when I was bored and she linked her cam girl site from there, saw pics of her shoving weird stuff up her butt, lol, was too funny.
Later on she texted me and said I could stay the weekend over at her moms place, wtf, I dodged a bullet there.
I would have probably boned her just for kicks, but she knew too much after our first date like where I lived and worked, she was obsessed with some other guy and stalking him, so I figured she was not worth the drama that would have come up if I started banging her.
some of this chicks facebook pics, hope that isn't against the rules, they are her public cover photos, she fucking creeps me out.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/312604_127139284112545_1816437910_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/393083_127395987420208_185103101_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/156180_127396044086869_1385244100_n.jpg
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE FIND THIS BLOG IMMEDIATELY
Hasbinlulz
12-27-2012, 04:12 AM
Anyways she wrote on her blog all about how I was in love with her and tried to force myself on her etc,...
YOUNG DETECTIVES UNITE FORM POWER OF INVESTIGATROLL
Jacquouille
12-27-2012, 04:36 AM
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/249833_483017205097690_447072135_n.jpg
rofl
dredge
12-27-2012, 12:25 PM
She claimed I jammed my tongue down her throat and squeezed her tits and after she managed to get out of the car that she ran behind the bushes and projectile barfed.
Lol.
Like I said, I barely kissed her, was like a half second peck.
I'll try to find it.
dredge
12-27-2012, 12:41 PM
Dude she puts hair brushes up her asshole for tokens
dredge
12-27-2012, 12:46 PM
:-)
Your the best.
Hitchens
12-27-2012, 01:20 PM
Attempt to integrate into the RNF community has backfired on dredge.
dredge
12-27-2012, 01:40 PM
jesus fucking christ you are creepy
cyber stalking a girl you went on one date with's random vampirefag profile and blog then posting her pictures on an elf dragon game forum
and besides aren't you sort of calling the kettle black here.
At least I know this woman.
You on the other hand are cyber stalking/ bullying me on an elf dragon game forum and we don't even know each other.
Sending me private messages using my real life name and all, you have done your homework.
All I did was Google her email address.
So who's really the pathetic elf dragon game forum cyber stalker?
Go look in the mirror freak.
DforDepression
12-27-2012, 01:48 PM
and besides aren't you sort of calling the kettle black here.
At least I know this woman.
You on the other hand are cyber stalking/ bullying me on an elf dragon game forum and we don't even know each other.
Sending me private messages using my real life name and all, you have done your homework.
All I did was Google her email address.
So who's really the pathetic elf dragon game forum cyber stalker?
Go look in the mirror freak.
Damn Dredge looks like someone has a massive Man Crush on you.
Tarathiel
12-27-2012, 01:57 PM
I took this chick out I met on a dating website once. She looked nothing like her pics, wore a wig, had bad teeth, was recovering from getting her stomach stapled, lost a ton of weight but had all this extra skin still.
Her pics were sexy but in real life she was a hot mess.
She turned out to be a real weird o, was on some vampire website where these goth tools think it's real. Anyways she wrote on her blog all about how I was in love with her and tried to force myself on her etc,... when all I did was give her a friendly good night peck on the lips.
Turns out she's a webcam whore, found her vampire profile when I was bored and she linked her cam girl site from there, saw pics of her shoving weird stuff up her butt, lol, was too funny.
Later on she texted me and said I could stay the weekend over at her moms place, wtf, I dodged a bullet there.
haha ya those goth chicks can get fucking out there, they are usually fat tho so i tend to avoid.
SwordNboard
12-27-2012, 01:57 PM
The fuck is up with her front-butt belly button. /turned off
dredge
12-27-2012, 02:01 PM
The fuck is up with her front-butt belly button. /turned off
that is from loosing weight too quickly, she had bariatric surgery.
Tarathiel
12-27-2012, 02:04 PM
that is from loosing weight too quickly, she had bariatric surgery.
gross
Tarathiel
12-27-2012, 02:15 PM
my cam girl is hotter than dredges, heres some pics ripped from her fb, you aint getting the nsfw ones sorry =p
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/316152_2684413518195_1560983758_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/r90/72151_4896436697392_869225997_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/248582_2032377097692_386059_n.jpg
dredge
12-27-2012, 02:55 PM
my cam girl is hotter than dredges, heres some pics ripped from her fb, you aint getting the nsfw ones sorry =p
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/248582_2032377097692_386059_n.jpg
Cute face in this pic :-)
SwordNboard
12-27-2012, 03:16 PM
Cam-girls: For guys who can't get real girls.
FoxxHound
12-27-2012, 03:38 PM
I tried to cam with a girl once.
The creepiness was too stronk in this one though...
dredge
12-27-2012, 04:09 PM
I tried to cam with a girl once.
The creepiness was too stronk in this one though...
I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.
Fuck that noise.
I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....
I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.
Hitchens
12-27-2012, 04:14 PM
I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.
Fuck that noise.
I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....
I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.
http://i46.tinypic.com/2v1vrde.jpg
Ahldagor
12-27-2012, 04:28 PM
hitchens wins again
Ahldagor
12-27-2012, 04:30 PM
and how did this thread become about dredge's past "sexual" experiences?
dredge
12-27-2012, 04:38 PM
We are talking about cam whores, post us a link to your moms site so we can buy her some tokens
;-)
jk
Hitchens
12-27-2012, 04:41 PM
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Ahldagor
12-27-2012, 04:48 PM
dredge, your reading skills have decreased in your absence. are you still attention starved? again, how did dredges sexual encounters come into this thread?
dredge
12-27-2012, 04:49 PM
http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/251237snapshotdvd01483320121227170305.jpg
dredge
12-27-2012, 04:53 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/33diknp.png
dredge
12-27-2012, 04:57 PM
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dredge
12-27-2012, 05:12 PM
Man I'm bored, here's some wicked awesome concert footage for ya
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dredge mental breakdown part 23
Tarathiel
12-27-2012, 07:27 PM
i think im gonna go watch her dance and hope i score a free lapdance, the million dollar question is do i forewarn her that i'm coming or do i show up and act all surprised to see her there??
dredge
12-27-2012, 07:38 PM
dredge mental breakdown part 23
far from it Brah, I don't argue or get upset by you guys. I'm just sitting here bored at work. Just did windows updates on a hundred or so pc's. I thought I might add to the conversation is all.
"i think im gonna go watch her dance and hope i score a free lapdance, the million dollar question is do i forewarn her that i'm coming or do i show up and act all surprised to see her there??"
Personally I would skip that, your going to loop like a jerk no matter what showing up there or warning her. I would wait for an invite and then maybe go, but probably not. Why would you want to see her grinding on some old greasy Arabs crotch or something similarly disturbing? But hey to each there own.
dredge
12-27-2012, 07:48 PM
I was actually considering going to the Titty Bar tonight for the first time in years, this Burlesque dancer we like is doing a special Burlesque show. Too bad my girl had to work late, it would have been fun :-)
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/133515_496430007044284_657316694_o.jpg
<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mGxkA8O6z_Q?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mGxkA8O6z_Q?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
Hailto
12-27-2012, 07:53 PM
far from it Brah, I don't argue or get upset by you guys.
Rage quit the forums, made two trolls accounts, then came crawling back on original.
Tarathiel
12-27-2012, 08:24 PM
thread started off good anyways, i guess it should just die now
DforDepression
12-27-2012, 08:32 PM
and besides aren't you sort of calling the kettle black here.
At least I know this woman.
You on the other hand are cyber stalking/ bullying me on an elf dragon game forum and we don't even know each other.
Sending me private messages using my real life name and all, you have done your homework.
All I did was Google her email address.
So who's really the pathetic elf dragon game forum cyber stalker?
Go look in the mirror freak.
haha, not only that, but I can't believe you made these guys think you were some sort of Master Chef, lol
Tasslehofp99
12-27-2012, 10:16 PM
Cam girl or not, I'd thrash that girl in the pics you posted tarathiel ;) I mean its not as bad as a hooker.
Tarathiel
12-27-2012, 11:42 PM
Cam girl or not, I'd thrash that girl in the pics you posted tarathiel ;) I mean its not as bad as a hooker.
we used to mess around like a year ago, then she went thru a bar slut phase and so i backed off lol. i may re-initiate the relationship if i can confirm that she doesnt have an std
Hitchens
12-27-2012, 11:43 PM
Relevant:
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FoxxHound
12-27-2012, 11:46 PM
I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.
Fuck that noise.
I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....
I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.
It's cool brew. I tried to do phone sex for all of maybe 5 minutes?
Sadly it ended with the other person hanging up after I started throwing out. "INC, OOM, Need REZ!!!... afk."
Tarathiel
12-28-2012, 12:13 AM
Relevant:
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dredge is on youtube now?
Andrew Jackson
12-28-2012, 12:39 AM
It's cool brew. I tried to do phone sex for all of maybe 5 minutes?
Sadly it ended with the other person hanging up after I started throwing out. "INC, OOM, Need REZ!!!... afk."
u really blue balled me that time`
Andrew Jackson
12-28-2012, 03:30 AM
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FoxxHound
12-28-2012, 01:29 PM
u really blue balled me that time`
Sorry bro.
Ahldagor
12-28-2012, 03:05 PM
better direction this is goin in now
Thana8088
12-28-2012, 04:09 PM
I don't actually know that girl I posted pics of, I just fond her on facebook. Shit, all the pics I post on here are randoms from facebook, chowhound, MFK, or other peoples hard drives I'm supposed to wipe for geek squad. If my boss knew I did this he would make me turn in my side arm and move back to Juneau full time :-)
WTF? So that story about going out with her is a lie?
And your "friend" the yoga-guy, that was all a lie, too? Shouldn't you get fired for what you are doing?
Ahldagor
12-28-2012, 04:28 PM
WTF? So that story about going out with her is a lie?
And your "friend" the yoga-guy, that was all a lie, too? Shouldn't you get fired for what you are doing?
you noticed this too. but you have to recall that he didn't know who Dhalsim was...
Ahldagor
12-28-2012, 04:47 PM
Not fired, but probably lose a rank, security clearance level and moved out of the forensics division :-( That would suck, I have come to enjoy living with my brother and his kids here in the windy city.
all i needed. see you in my office on monday.
gotrocks
12-28-2012, 04:50 PM
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+1 for rza
Strifer
12-28-2012, 06:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/WXd4Y.jpg
Strifer
12-28-2012, 07:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/VGH4R.jpg
Strifer
12-28-2012, 07:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PZwWw.jpg
BigSlip
12-28-2012, 07:24 PM
I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.
Fuck that noise.
I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....
I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.
http://i46.tinypic.com/2v1vrde.jpg
hahahaha
Strifer
12-28-2012, 07:32 PM
I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....
I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.
http://i.imgur.com/6Dh11.jpg
Picard would have understood if you wern't there...
FoxxHound
12-28-2012, 11:48 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/118jair.jpg
Aren't you suppose to masturbate with the palm of your hand, and not the back?
I'm guessing it would be wise to next time to not use a straight razor as well. Just sayin...
gotrocks
12-29-2012, 01:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6Dh11.jpg
Picard would have understood if you wern't there...
and strifer hits another one outta the park!
seriously dude this + your sig (fucking awesome) makes you one of my favorite people on here.
Also,
Not fired, but probably lose a rank, security clearance level and moved out of the forensics division :-( That would suck, I have come to enjoy living with my brother and his kids here in the windy city.
What the fuck dude? why the hell are you posting this kind of shit? You're just asking for trouble.
Tarathiel
12-29-2012, 03:12 AM
What the fuck dude? why the hell are you posting this kind of shit? You're just asking for trouble.
the real question is why did he high jack my perfectly good thread about strippers and cam girls and turn it into another "omg how pathetic is dredge thread?"
Tarathiel
12-29-2012, 03:13 AM
high jack = hijack when stoned, apparently
gotrocks
12-29-2012, 03:46 AM
the real question is why did he high jack my perfectly good thread about strippers and cam girls and turn it into another "omg how pathetic is dredge thread?"
dude 100% agreed.
-100 pts to dredge.
Arclyte
12-29-2012, 07:17 AM
http://i50.tinypic.com/2l898pw.gif
FoxxHound
12-29-2012, 11:07 AM
Lol I really was just adding to the conversation about cam whores and strippers but once again I can't say shit around here with out all these bromantic fools fawning over me and turning it into a lets attack Dredge thread. Ha.
You guys are so up my shit it's pathetic.
Nothing like a bit of misdirection to pass the time. Seriously why does anyone care what my real name is or where I work or where I live?
I got Purist sending me private messages sending me what he thinks is my real name, I got people dragging old random fb pics and making them into dredge memes, and for what? A 12 year old video game forum?
But I'm the pathetic one? Come on, so gay guys.
Totes gay bro.
hatelore
12-29-2012, 11:29 AM
I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.
Fuck that noise.
I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....
I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.
I call bullshit on this... I saw your pic and you got a mister potato head man lol. When I saw it all i wanted to do was open up the back of your head, pull out all the pieces( arms,legs,ears,eyes,nose) and play mister potato head!!
If some girl is msging you trying to hook up, you know your ass would be on that like white on rice. Don't lie, Sometimes lying isnt cool yo~
P.s its gay to take other peoples pics off there drive that they are trusting you to fix, and make up random stories involving there pics. Make your own life, dont steal from other peoples lives.
Tarathiel
12-29-2012, 01:24 PM
I'm currently living in a halfway house
...and the plot thickens.
Arclyte
12-29-2012, 01:53 PM
Ha, none of my photos have ever been on here, Mr. Potato head is a Chef I found on Chow Hound that posts pics and descriptions. I'm really good at wrapping crescent roll dough around hot dogs :-)
I'm currently living in a halfway house and on a tether, so the Internet is basically my only source of entertainment.
http://www.head-fi.org/content/type/61/id/683345/width/350/height/700/flags/LL
Tarathiel
12-29-2012, 02:33 PM
nice try lol
Tarathiel
12-29-2012, 02:38 PM
this is what Tarathiel listen's too in the morning, this shit is better than sex
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hatelore
12-29-2012, 02:45 PM
this is what Tarathiel listen's too in the morning, this shit is better than sex
<object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UosmKd1krWU?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UosmKd1krWU?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
that isn't bad bro, but I think I would prefer getting head with the car running! ;)
Tarathiel
12-29-2012, 02:52 PM
that isn't bad bro, but I think I would prefer getting head with the car running! ;)
<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7W35dyPTh6o?hl=en_US&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7W35dyPTh6o?hl=en_US&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
Ahldagor
12-29-2012, 06:00 PM
if we all ignore dredge and his other accounts then will he go away? he's like tinkerbell, pay more attention to him then he sticks around. and dredge, you're still fired come monday.
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