Farts

[Hasbinlulz]

I just had a $12 steak super burrito with avocados. Ate the whole fucking thing.

[Auditore]

i... is this the part where I call you fat?

[Hasbinlulz]

Yeah probably.

No flatulence to speak of yet btw. Maybe my gut just crushed it.

[Charlton Heston]

avacado tastes like bitter ass until its transformed into guacomole idk wut happens

[Tarathiel]

dude i was cutting em all night, when i woke up my room smelled like straight up ass hole

[Ahldagor]

Beers and pizza yesterday. Had to ventilate the damn bed, and damn near thought I shat myself around 9 this morning after one.

[Ahldagor]

http://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images%2Farticle%2F2012%2F05%2F09%2Fburrito1.jpg

[Hasbinlulz]

I haven't farted once since yesterday. I think the burrito may have killed my intestines.

[Tarathiel]

maybe you should pull the gerbal out of your ass, they are known to cause blockage

[Hasbinlulz]

not to mention the dog i sent in after the cat

[Alawen]

ITT: guys who will get colon cancer.