Lol Dark Ascention

[Abacabb]

DA is a pretty cool guild camps mobs, and isn't afraid to petition...

So I saw DA/IB camping this shit out of Nagafen and I decided that I wanted to kill the top guild because Abacab is greater than any 30+ man zerg force

I proceeded to roll level 1 enchanters and snuck my way to FG's where I floated down the lava stream and tagged a LDC and pulled back to the safe ledge, the result was buggy mobs that killed Khadafi and a few other DA members.

My fun was soon stopped as secrets kicked me causing even more DA members to get slaughtered cause the aggro table was reset, she promptly CSR'd them and all was good for about 20 minutes.


I roll another character and roll in while the giants are repopping, Kite from DA tricks me and ports me to EK where my poor level 1 dark elf was brutally raped by wolves and druids, I quickly make my way back to Sol B and notice they didn't clear the wizard and the two warriors in the front.

I quickly pull them to the river where they are stuck in the lava with some pathing loop, DA members try to move out of the way but several including Aadill, Raren, Abraham and Mamouth were slaughtered... I camp to clear agro and pull the LDC's again and the river near Tranix room is LOADED with a clusterfuck of mobs that DA can't seem to control....

DA eventually wipes, /petitions again and get's me IP banned

I reset my IP log back in and I was on my way back to sol b to embarrass them again by possibly including sonic bats for some epic "I can't log back in til GM's despawn the bugged mobs" action but low and behold the GM's spawn a priest of order to spar with me.

http://i48.tinypic.com/30vj392.jpg



TL;DR

The more you fucking cry DA and petition like a whiny bluebie bottom bitch, the more I'm going to terrorize you <3 so keep hatin' on me in thread and in game brosephs and maybe you'll see level 30 again :)

[Pico]

sorry about your shitty life

[Abacabb]

sorry about your shitty life

Don't see what's so shitty about it? Endgame guilds sink an excess of 12+ hours a day into a raid encounter, I put about 2 hours into carpet bombing their attempts, in all honestly I'm wasting less time then they are.

Or are you referring to the fact I get kicks out of the grief as opposed to dragon kills?

[Glitch]

I've never been trained by you abacab. I'm so jealous. :(

[Abacabb]

I've never been trained by you abacab. I'm so jealous. :(

Cause you don't suck Glitch!

[Auvdar]

Seek attention less.

Also, 4chan is -------> that way

[Glitch]

Cause you don't suck Glitch!

Aw thanks broooo! :D

[JayDee]

sorry about your shitty life

lolololol

[Zithax]

So secrets 100% resses some afk idiots that did nothing to deserve the resses, man the integrity of the server staff diminishes by the day.

[Aadill]

I fell asleep on the floor and missed the glorious trains. DAMNIT!

[Aadill]

I also did not receive a CSR oh no my level 50 xp is not maxed

[jilena]

Needs more trains.

[Aadill]

Also that was awesome, Abacab :V

[Aadill]

posting.

[Ropethunder]

Does this have any relation to the random "Priest of Discord" half-elf I saw at the Najena zone line?

[Wonton]

I'm only posting here to view my newly edited signature....




.. and to call you all idiots

[Abacabb]

I'm only posting here to view my newly edited signature....




.. and to call you all idiots

So says the troll that dipped, before his xp got ripped! <3

[Wonton]

huh?

[Aadill]

yeah.. what?

[Serith]

Seek attention less.

Also, 4chan is -------> that way

I wasn't aware that this "4chan" is on the right frame of my monitor.

EXPLAIN.

[Serith]

Also grats on soloing DA.

[gnomishfirework]

I enjoyed reading of your adventures in Norrath. I hope you have more adventures on the continent of Kunark and the snowy lands of the Dragon lords.

[Aadill]

TO THE MOON, ALICE!

[Erasong]

I've never been trained by you abacab. I'm so jealous. :(

Same here. pretty soon people are going to think you're some sort of IB spy!


Elaida.

[Secrets]

They didn't wipe at all; you trained them and bragged about it to me in PMs in IRC. So I IP banned you.

[23:47] <abacablol> c'mon dawg
[23:47] <Secrets> hey, no
[23:49] <abacablol> Errytime they petition I double my trains, and I'll do it til I metaphorically ass rape them into crawling into a hole, they're arrogant cause they get encounters but it's lulz to see them get rocked by level 1's
[23:50] <Secrets> too bad you're ip banned now
[23:51] <abacablol> I just change my IP and proxy it, it's just hassle dude but if I really wanted to pwn them on some VZ/TZ level I could do that... I just like watching them get pwned
[23:51] <Secrets> well, good luck with that UDP proxy
[23:52] <abacablol> You take it too seriously man, what I'm doing is applauded by every other guild
[23:52] <Secrets> no, I am just doing my job
[23:53] <abacablol> It's just funny lol, watching a bunch of hardcore raiders who WANT FFA get mowed over and instantly turned into whiners
[23:53] <abacablol> It's like "oh shit, Abacab just rocked my world I better /petition"
[23:53] <Secrets> i agree, it's funny, but it's against our politices to allow it
[23:54] <abacablol> I agree too lol
[23:54] <abacablol> As Eladia put it "I like you Abacab cause you do what everyone else is too much of a pussy to do"

[Aadill]

lol

[Erasong]

for the record i said that before he trained you guys, and I am in fact too pussy to do it =P

[Aadill]

I think Abacab would train pretty much anyone for fun.

Hey Abacab: Your feet adhere to the ground.

[Jify]

Abacab is our fansy. Can we just let him have fun, but make him PVPable from every character?

Then he has fun, and we can kill him for personal satisfaction! :D

[Erasong]

i think abacab would support this

[rioisk]

totally badass man, way to go fight club on them =P

[Abacabb]

i think abacab would support this

Supported

[Phallax]

I never understand in game griefers, wtf is the point? Wow you make yourself look like a total jackass GJ!

[Aadill]

Abacab is a cool fellow.

[astarothel]

I think Abacab would train pretty much anyone for fun.

qft; DA, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. :p

I heard his Leeroy train calls early, tossed up an "abacab don't train me bro" in /shout and gtfo there haha. Was half expecting a fg on my head along the way.

[Aadill]

snowflakes melt i don't want to be a snowflake anyway :(

[girth]

Abacab you are my hero.

[jilena]

I'll never stop loving you no matter how many bans you receive..... NEVER.

[Abacabb]

I never understand in game griefers, wtf is the point? Wow you make yourself look like a total jackass GJ!

No, you look like a fucking jackass sitting 12+ hours staring at a screen for a dragon, with your phone on max in case you get a batphone while running to the mini-fridge for your 7th Mt. Dew

[Aadill]

Mountain Dew is gross

[girth]

No, you look like a fucking jackass sitting 12+ hours staring at a screen for a dragon, with your phone on max in case you get a batphone while running to the mini-fridge for your 7th Mt. Dew

I should change my signature to 'It's time to camp the dragon'

[Abacabb]

http://i45.tinypic.com/ibjozq.jpg

[girth]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF L

[eqholmes]

Abacab thought you quit and would never post again? Im guessing when you stopped playing or being on the forums for one day and faced real life a bit you couldn't handle it because you weren't getting enough attenion????? Pretty funny how you NEED attenion so badly, my guess would be your mom didnt give you enough tit?
Says alot about how much of a douchebag you probally are in real life that you get your rocks off by giefing people. Oh well I've never had to deal with your dumbass.

[Abacabb]

Cliche, you have no life response #11092

Idk bro, you mad?

[Arkanjil]

Idk bro, you mad?

Abacab makes me smile....even when I get blamed by GMs for his trains in EC tunnel after I FD the mobs off of me....still funny!

[anthony210]

ITS TIME TO CAMP THE DRAGON!

[Arkanjil]

IT'S TIME TO CAMP THE DRAGON!

[Stepy]

Abacab remind my of a Shaman from way back in the early days of competitive raiding, this shaman took alot of pride in his training skills and amassed quite a reputation as a masterful trainer. I being in the number two guild, we suffered major losses at his hands and lost many a raids. We all hated him so much but in time you learned to respect his skill in accomplishing his goal. I don't appove of your tactics but i must say pulling off those trains in Sol B is something to marvel. I never played a chanter but i assume it's not all that easy to get a level one toon so deep.

[Phallax]

No, you look like a fucking jackass sitting 12+ hours staring at a screen for a dragon, with your phone on max in case you get a batphone while running to the mini-fridge for your 7th Mt. Dew

Even if i did actually camp, Id still look like less of a douche than you, I dont hunger to be an attention whore because my real life sucks so bad that I resort in making level 1 toons and posts about how bad I suck at a game and quit just to come back 5 hours later.

Must be fulfilling to be IBs little lap dog, and dont even act like you arent, someone had to get you the required buffs sow, levitate etc to be able to pull those trains off.

[Raren]

I know Abacab is accepting Paypal from IB bc IB cant beat us anymore

[Abacabb]

Must be fulfilling to be IBs little lap dog, and dont even act like you arent, someone had to get you the required buffs sow, levitate etc to be able to pull those trains off.

LOL

That's why I lured Olympia into getting banned? That's totally why I trained Crow with giants on many occasions, you think I'm a lap dog...

You have no idea who gives me buffs and I find that lulzy

[Abacabb]

I know Abacab is accepting Paypal from IB bc IB cant beat us anymore

IB gave me this for the trains bro

http://www.jet7prestige.fr/admin_chauffeur/11/rolls_royce_phantom.jpg

[Raren]

IB gave me this for the trains bro

http://www.jet7prestige.fr/admin_chauffeur/11/rolls_royce_phantom.jpg

Damn can i train my own guild for that?

[Phallax]

Ewww butter face ftl, hot body and car, her face ruins it tho

[astarothel]

someone had to get you the required buffs sow, levitate etc to be able to pull those trains off.

There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

[Raren]

Ewww butter face ftl, hot body and car, her face ruins it tho

Yeah her face does :(

[Aadill]

There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

Watch me I'm interesting!

[Abacabb]

Yeah her face does :(

No one's face is gonna be perfect after I crack a bottle across it

[Raren]

No one's face is gonna be perfect after I crack a bottle across it

I saw Glitch Leviating and helping abacab get up to us and Klaire resing him also

YEAH I SEEN IT I GOT A SS

[Glitch]

Glitch Leviating

Requesting screenshot of Glitch Leviating :)

[Raren]

Requesting screenshot of Glitch Leviating :)

Why did u ask :( u spoiled my fun

[Erasong]

this thread is getting better. I liked the IB conspiracy part. keep it coming! BTW Raren and me are secretly the same person trying to fuel the drama.

[Aadill]

I, too, am Raren.

I am also Prospect.

[Auvdar]

I'm the batman

[astarothel]

I'm the batman

I'm Spartacus

[girth]

I'm the batman

hahahhaha gah lee this thread has had me laugh in real life like 5 times, people have to think im crazy up here

[girth]

IT'S TIME TO CAMP THE DRAGON!

I demand royalties, I made that up!!

You too Jinsho.

[Jify]

So can we get Abacab his own special PVP flagged account? :D

Please!

[Loke]

So can we get Abacab his own special PVP flagged account? :D

Please!

I support this idea.

[Auvdar]

I swear I will donate copious amounts of money if Abacab gets a permanent PvP flag on all his toons.

[Abacabb]

I swear I will donate copious amounts of money if Abacab gets a permanent PvP flag on all his toons.

Still wont kill me bro

[Raren]

Still wont kill me bro

ill train your ass

[Zordana]

you guys make me feel sorry for you..

[Erasong]

this fucking thread delivers

[Evorix]

fyi its dark ascension...

go cut your wrists

[Raren]

fyi its dark ascension...

go cut your wrists

Abacab just got owned

[Jify]

fyi its dark ascension...

go cut your wrists

Didn't even notice the spelling mistake! And self injury is serious business, no one should joke about that, especially over a simple spelling mistake.

Self-injury is not something people talk about very often, but for an estimated 2 to 3 million Americans it is a serious problem. The majority of people who self-injure are women between the ages of 13 and 30, but there are "cutters" of every age, gender, and economic group.

People who "self-injure" are not usually suicidal. They do however, intentionally inflict injuries upon themselves, usually in response to stress or trauma. Their injuries may vary from minor cuts that heal quickly to very serious wounds that leave permanent scars. This is also known as "Deliberate Self-Harm Syndrome".

If you or someone you know self-injures, please get professional help right away. This is just an overview of a very complex myriad of syndromes.

Self-injury usually indicates that somewhere during development that person didn't learn good ways of coping with overwhelming feelings or stress. They’re not sick or insane; they just never learned positive ways to deal with feelings and emotions for various reasons. Positive coping skills can be learned at any point in life. People who self-injure can learn to use new and healthier coping mechanisms. This process may take years to develop with the help of a skilled therapist familiar with this condition.

The late Princess Diana's word's shocked the world when she admitted in a television interview that she intentionally cut her arms and legs and had thrown herself down a flight of stairs on more than one occasion. FINALLY, self-injury -- the practice of deliberately cutting, scratching, burning, or otherwise injuring one's own body -- was about to come out of the closet. After that interview thousands of self-injury survivors called or wrote the media in response to that interview in just the United States alone.

Cutting seems to be the most common type of self-injury. "Cutters" often use razors, utility knives, scissors, needles, broken glass, or whatever they find to make repetitive slices on their arms, legs or other body parts. Some people burn themselves with cigarettes or lighters, others pull out their own hair. Many people who self-injure say they do it because they normally feel "numb" and cutting helps them to "feel alive." Others talk about the "sense of control" they may get from self-injury. This may be the first time or thing that they have felt a sense of control in their lives. Most agree that incidents of self-injury are triggered by stress and anxiety.

Self-injury is usually kept secret, and the "cutter" often feels deep shame and guilt from this ritual. People who self-injure are at risk for infections if their wounds are not treated properly. Permanent scarring can also result from self-injury and often does. Many people who self-injure wear long pants, long-sleeved shirts, and turtlenecks even in warm weather to conceal the marks they've left on their own bodies.

This problem is not completely understood by health care professionals or psychologists. It seems to be most common among people who have been sexually abused as children, molested as children, or by survivors of incest.

Whatever the context or reason, self-injury seems to function as a coping mechanism. "Cutters" use self-harm to feel calm, "in control," or just to "feel something." However, self-injury is not a healthy coping mechanism - it is a self-destructive behavior that probably reflects deeper, more complicated mental health or personal problems. (See the end of this article for some quotes and "stories" of people who self-injure).

Some Common Factors of Self-Injury


Age of onset between 10 - 16 years old
There was a major change in the teen's life -- parents divorce or death
There is a history of family violence, abuse or sexual abuse
Intense feelings of fear, hurt, anger, rejection or abandonment
Feelings of loss and or need for control


Some Common Reasons Why People Cut Themselves


They find it soothing:
To feel pain on the outside instead of the inside
To cope with feelings
To express anger towards themselves
To feel alive and real


A way of communicating what they can't say with words:

To tell people they need help
To get people's attention
To tell people they should be in hospital


An attempt to get people to react to their actions:

To get people to care for them
To make other people feel guilty
To drive people away
To get away from stress and responsibility
To manipulate situations or people


Triggering Events Reported by Young Adults Who Self-Injure:


Being rejected by someone who is important to them
Being blamed for something over which they had no control
Feeling inadequate
Being "wrong" in some way



People who self-injure can learn to use new and healthier coping mechanisms. This process may take years to develop. It also is important to get help from a therapist who specialized in self-injury. He or she can help the person figure out what lies behind the urge to cut or injure. New coping mechanisms may include exercising, painting, writing, yoga or dancing instead of hurting oneself. A process that involves self-expression is often helpful. Whatever works as an alternative method of coping with the feelings of anxiety or stress or "numbness" is often a good start toward recovery.

If you hurt yourself intentionally, remember you are not alone. You might think that this behavior makes you a "weird," but you can see from the statistics that it is more common than you thought. Talk to a counselor, therapist or your health care provider, chances are they've helped others with this same problem. Whatever pain or bad experiences underlie your urge to self-injure, a professional can help you to heal, both inside and out.

[Abacabb]

fyi its dark ascension...

go cut your wrists

I don't pay enough attention to your guild to spell it correctly...

To be honest you're just a bunch of little bugs on my windshield that I have to wipe clean before I start cruise controlin' into phat lewtz

[Phallax]

I don't pay enough attention to your guild to spell it correctly...

To be honest you're just a bunch of little bugs on my windshield that I have to wipe clean before I start cruise controlin' into phat lewtz

Dont even act like you have a car. And Jify wow, maybe you should go cut your wrists.

[Abacabb]

Dont even act like you have a car. And Jify wow, maybe you should go cut your wrists.

Yo Phallus, why you being a dick bro?

[Phallax]

Yo Phallus, why you being a dick bro?

Cause youre the biggest piece of trash to grace any game ive ever played, even Fansy had more class than you.

[Jify]

Dont even act like you have a car. And Jify wow, maybe you should go cut your wrists.

You are causing me a great deal of stress at the moment, would it be possible for you to end this today, perhaps we could just stay away from each other?

[Jify]

To be honest you're just a bunch of little bugs on my windshield that I have to wipe clean before I start cruise controlin' into phat lewtz

Abacab. From this quote alone, I shall never doubt your awesomeness. It's like something Sir Winston Churchill would of said!

[Abacabb]

Cause youre the biggest piece of trash to grace any game ive ever played, even Fansy had more class than you.

LOL you miss the joke

But yo, if you got a problem with these nuts bro I suggest you start sucking them, before they bust on your face

[Starklen]

Dont even act like you have a car. And Jify wow, maybe you should go cut your wrists.

You are so mad right now.

[Phallax]

You are so mad right now.

I R SO ANGRIES ITS NOT EVEN FUNNIES.
Srsly I dont get mad ove an emu server lol.

[Abacabb]

Abacab. From this quote alone, I shall never doubt your awesomeness. It's like something Sir Winston Churchill would of said!

Wanna sig it dawg?

[Phallax]

You are causing me a great deal of stress at the moment, would it be possible for you to end this today, perhaps we could just stay away from each other?

Hi, you need a hug? Did your cat die today? I feel someone needs some sympathy.

[Jify]

How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

Answer:

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.

[Jify]

Wanna sig it dawg?

Done!

[Phallax]

Oh mans I got fake quoted, thats so awesome. Can I be cool like Abacab and request that to be sigged because Im such an attention whore?!

[Jify]

Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?

Answer:

Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time.

You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.

[Abacabb]

I'm really jealous of Abacab cause he's SOOO cute and popular hehe!! (I soo wish I was him) That's why I'm being a big meanie >:3

for real ya'll

[Phallax]

for real ya'll

Im not being a meanie! :(

[astarothel]

Abacab's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

[Auvdar]

I'm just waiting for Abacab to start bragging about how he has the "Best burst DPS server wide".

You're heading down that road of retardation. And if you wanna PvP come find me. Be glad to shove my GeB's up your ass.

[Modus]

So secrets 100% resses some afk idiots that did nothing to deserve the resses, man the integrity of the server staff diminishes by the day.

Wow Emil.

Just wow.

[Pico]

Answer:

Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time.

You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.

hey why did you put so much effort into something that's not funny whatsoever?

[Abacabb]

I'm just waiting for Abacab to start bragging about how he has the "Best burst DPS server wide".

You're heading down that road of retardation. And if you wanna PvP come find me. Be glad to shove my GeB's up your ass.

Yo bro, I don't know if you heard or not but me typing /d on you while you anticipate rooting me is about as PvP as the CTF event

Flag yourself bro, I'll flag myself and we'll spar when the chance comes, and trust me your faggy starfire isn't going to svae you from my level 1 train assault

tl;dr

You lose XP, I don't and I'll steam roll you with a level 1 enchanter bro

[Jify]

hey why did you put so much effort into something that's not funny whatsoever?

Ctrl C
Ctrl V

Less effort than your post. <3

[Serith]

People in this thread are so mad.

[girth]

Didn't even notice the spelling mistake! And self injury is serious business, no one should joke about that, especially over a simple spelling mistake.

Self-injury is not something people talk about very often, but for an estimated 2 to 3 million Americans it is a serious problem. The majority of people who self-injure are women between the ages of 13 and 30, but there are "cutters" of every age, gender, and economic group.

People who "self-injure" are not usually suicidal. They do however, intentionally inflict injuries upon themselves, usually in response to stress or trauma. Their injuries may vary from minor cuts that heal quickly to very serious wounds that leave permanent scars. This is also known as "Deliberate Self-Harm Syndrome".

If you or someone you know self-injures, please get professional help right away. This is just an overview of a very complex myriad of syndromes.

Self-injury usually indicates that somewhere during development that person didn't learn good ways of coping with overwhelming feelings or stress. They’re not sick or insane; they just never learned positive ways to deal with feelings and emotions for various reasons. Positive coping skills can be learned at any point in life. People who self-injure can learn to use new and healthier coping mechanisms. This process may take years to develop with the help of a skilled therapist familiar with this condition.

The late Princess Diana's word's shocked the world when she admitted in a television interview that she intentionally cut her arms and legs and had thrown herself down a flight of stairs on more than one occasion. FINALLY, self-injury -- the practice of deliberately cutting, scratching, burning, or otherwise injuring one's own body -- was about to come out of the closet. After that interview thousands of self-injury survivors called or wrote the media in response to that interview in just the United States alone.

Cutting seems to be the most common type of self-injury. "Cutters" often use razors, utility knives, scissors, needles, broken glass, or whatever they find to make repetitive slices on their arms, legs or other body parts. Some people burn themselves with cigarettes or lighters, others pull out their own hair. Many people who self-injure say they do it because they normally feel "numb" and cutting helps them to "feel alive." Others talk about the "sense of control" they may get from self-injury. This may be the first time or thing that they have felt a sense of control in their lives. Most agree that incidents of self-injury are triggered by stress and anxiety.

Self-injury is usually kept secret, and the "cutter" often feels deep shame and guilt from this ritual. People who self-injure are at risk for infections if their wounds are not treated properly. Permanent scarring can also result from self-injury and often does. Many people who self-injure wear long pants, long-sleeved shirts, and turtlenecks even in warm weather to conceal the marks they've left on their own bodies.

This problem is not completely understood by health care professionals or psychologists. It seems to be most common among people who have been sexually abused as children, molested as children, or by survivors of incest.

Whatever the context or reason, self-injury seems to function as a coping mechanism. "Cutters" use self-harm to feel calm, "in control," or just to "feel something." However, self-injury is not a healthy coping mechanism - it is a self-destructive behavior that probably reflects deeper, more complicated mental health or personal problems. (See the end of this article for some quotes and "stories" of people who self-injure).

Some Common Factors of Self-Injury


Age of onset between 10 - 16 years old
There was a major change in the teen's life -- parents divorce or death
There is a history of family violence, abuse or sexual abuse
Intense feelings of fear, hurt, anger, rejection or abandonment
Feelings of loss and or need for control


Some Common Reasons Why People Cut Themselves


They find it soothing:
To feel pain on the outside instead of the inside
To cope with feelings
To express anger towards themselves
To feel alive and real


A way of communicating what they can't say with words:

To tell people they need help
To get people's attention
To tell people they should be in hospital


An attempt to get people to react to their actions:

To get people to care for them
To make other people feel guilty
To drive people away
To get away from stress and responsibility
To manipulate situations or people


Triggering Events Reported by Young Adults Who Self-Injure:


Being rejected by someone who is important to them
Being blamed for something over which they had no control
Feeling inadequate
Being "wrong" in some way



People who self-injure can learn to use new and healthier coping mechanisms. This process may take years to develop. It also is important to get help from a therapist who specialized in self-injury. He or she can help the person figure out what lies behind the urge to cut or injure. New coping mechanisms may include exercising, painting, writing, yoga or dancing instead of hurting oneself. A process that involves self-expression is often helpful. Whatever works as an alternative method of coping with the feelings of anxiety or stress or "numbness" is often a good start toward recovery.

If you hurt yourself intentionally, remember you are not alone. You might think that this behavior makes you a "weird," but you can see from the statistics that it is more common than you thought. Talk to a counselor, therapist or your health care provider, chances are they've helped others with this same problem. Whatever pain or bad experiences underlie your urge to self-injure, a professional can help you to heal, both inside and out.

tl;dr

I'm gonna go cut myself

[Phallax]

Ctrl C
Ctrl V

Less effort than your post. <3

You had to search, still more effort than his post.

[Abacabb]

You had to search, still more effort than his post.

You want one of these bro? Take it home put it on the fridge, show your parents you achieved!


http://www.coolrewards.co.uk/images/catalog/Super_Effort_Certificate_large.jpg

[Phallax]

You want one of these bro? Take it home put it on the fridge, show your parents you achieved!


http://www.coolrewards.co.uk/images/catalog/Super_Effort_Certificate_large.jpg

Nonono thats Jify's I wont take the only award she'll ever get, outside the Special Olympics.

[Abacabb]

Nonono thats Jify's I wont take the only award she'll ever get, outside the Special Olympics.

Well, we are all winners here Phallus, we all strive to be the best and if Jify wins a super awesome award he deserves it with every ounce of his being...

Now when I say we are all winner's I'm just being PC cause even a retard has earned more recognition than you

See point A:

http://www.foo.is/~baldur/retard-prize.jpg

YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT RETARD STRONG SATISFACTION PHALLUS!

[Phallax]

Well, we are all winners here Phallus, we all strive to be the best and if Jify wins a super awesome award he deserves it with every ounce of his being...

Now when I say we are all winner's I'm just being PC cause even a retard has earned more recognition than you

See point A:

http://www.foo.is/~baldur/retard-prize.jpg

YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT RETARD STRONG SATISFACTION PHALLUS!

And neither will you Abacab, sooo try harder kid? Youre bad.
Youre bad at EQ, youre bad at R&F, even in youre own thread, and you fail miserably at life.

[Abacabb]

And neither will you Abacab, sooo try harder kid? Youre bad.
Youre bad at EQ, youre bad at R&F, even in youre own thread, and you fail miserably at life.

Every time you post I imagine this:

http://i49.tinypic.com/2j0cyuo.jpg


Maybe quit spamming it? Rage only works so often, and in the end you damage yourself more

[Phallax]

Every time you post I imagine this:

http://i49.tinypic.com/2j0cyuo.jpg


Maybe quit spamming it? Rage only works so often, and in the end you damage yourself more

I havent raged yet, lol good try tho. I love just posting = rage to people. gg no re

[Abacabb]

I havent raged yet, lol good try tho. I love just posting = rage to people. gg no re

FUCK YOU GYRADOS!

[Phallax]

http://dualinity.wippiespace.com/pics/attention-whore-advisory-system.jpg

We'll youre not quite at severe yet...At least Id hope not, but you have for sure reached the High warning lvl

[Raren]

Every time you post I imagine this:

http://i49.tinypic.com/2j0cyuo.jpg


Maybe quit spamming it? Rage only works so often, and in the end you damage yourself more

This was kinda funnny though lol

[Phallax]

This was kinda funnny though lol

The sad part is he knows what the name of it is...

FUCK YOU GYRADOS!

[nicemace]

hes from 4chan, obviously has extensive knowledge of pokemon.

[jilena]

Srsly I dont get mad ove an emu server lol.

This is my favorite response to things on this server. It's like competition and nerd raging over lewts is somehow lessened because it's an emu server.

I don't believe you.

Pretty sure it's still a game and people are still playing and they still want lewts just like they did on live.

The "omg loser 10 year old loots that none of us REALLY want" statement seems like a SLIGHT exageration when all of you are willing to sit afk for 72 hours in a dungeon for a slight chance at obtaining them...

Just sayin...

[Auvdar]

Flag yourself bro, I'll flag myself and we'll spar when the chance comes, and trust me your faggy starfire isn't going to svae you from my level 1 train assault

You have already failed. I could PvP flag myself and retard roll your lvl 1 trains till I die of boredom. Be man, level yourself to 50, and come play. Otherwise shut the fuck up.

[Tudana]

And neither will you Abacab, sooo try harder kid? Youre bad.
Youre bad at EQ, youre bad at R&F, even in youre own thread, and you fail miserably at life.

/nod

sounds like rage to me

[Taxi]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/7/28/16/hacksaw-jim-duggan-went-to-my-high-school-long-27380-1248812467-0.jpg

[Phallax]

This is my favorite response to things on this server. It's like competition and nerd raging over lewts is somehow lessened because it's an emu server.

I don't believe you.

Pretty sure it's still a game and people are still playing and they still want lewts just like they did on live.

The "omg loser 10 year old loots that none of us REALLY want" statement seems like a SLIGHT exageration when all of you are willing to sit afk for 72 hours in a dungeon for a slight chance at obtaining them...

Just sayin...

See there you go with that "you" stuff again, know the facts. I dont camp, I make use of my time while im on. And Ive let loot go to others because I dont care about it. I got it on live I let people here get the chance that didnt or care to much about it. I srsly dont care about emu loot, yes it is lessened Im here to re-live the experience not collect super awesome lootz~

/nod

sounds like rage to me

So to you, just making a simple statement = rage?

Hi, my name is Phallax. <----I just raged according to Tudana.

[Ethanblack]

I have two cents, and I will now give you them:

Why can't people just leave eachother alone? All of this crap is just incredibly stupid.

People who rage about drops. Stupid.
People who KS. Stupid.
People who train. Stupid.

People just need to stop being stupid, work together and take it in turns. Co-existence is far more fun than ranting and raving all over the place because people can't get along.

If people take stuff seriously, that's fine, and people don't need to train them for it.
People who are doing things *Cough*OP*Cough* for no other reason than to be disruptive need to get a grip.

People are here to have fun, and that's what they should be allowed to do. You void that right if you are doing things to activley interfere and ruin the fun of others.

A fitting definition:
A griefer is a player who plays a multiplayer video game to irritate and harass other players, rather than in pursuit of game objectives.

I'm not going to go into the psychology angle. I'm not going to tell you to grow up. You get your rage and whining that fuels you so, because of your anonymity.

There'll always be some insecure people who'll give you what you want from your silliness, but all in all, those of us who take things seriosuly, respect the feelings of others, and remembery while we're here will just look down on you.

We'll pity you, because while we have fun, you have to resort to the disruption of others in order to enjoy yourself. You don't appear to enjoy the company of others, you don't enjoy the game you play, you derive your entertainment from the dissent and unhappiness of others.

So, to put it simply, Dark Ascension will be there, they'll regroup, they'll carry on. You'll be wasting your time in what surmounts to an utterly futile act.

Now. This isn't specifically about the OP (Abacab), this is simply a statement out to every single player, being that those who work together accomplish so much more than those who oppose eachother for trivial reasons.

I just wish that some of the people would get their collective heads out of the ground and start working for a common purpose instead of ranting and raving and holding some kind of Everquest Cold War over every little disruption and dispute.

Bleh.

[Phallax]

My head hurts.

[Omnimorph]

I lost the will to live part way through reading that... i'm sure it made some good points but... well i have a short attention span.

[Ethanblack]

I lost the will to live part way through reading that... i'm sure it made some good points but... well i have a short attention span.

I imagine the point was made. Just read the last few lines for the TL'DR bit.
:D

[Jify]

I lost the will to live part way through reading that... i'm sure it made some good points but... well i have a short attention span.

The will to live is a psychological force to fight for survival, particularly when one's life is threatened by an injury or disease such as cancer. Some physicians believe that it plays an important role in one's chances of survival. There are significant correlations between the will to live and existential, psychological, social, and, to a lesser degree, physical sources of distress

The will to live is considered to be a very basic drive in man; however, it is not necessarily thought to be the main driving force. Out of Vienna come three schools of psychotherapy: Sigmund Freud's first school involves what has been termed the pleasure principle, or the will to pleasure; Alfred Adler broke away from Freud to create his second school of individual psychology, or the will to power, which is based in Nietzche's work; Victor Frankl, after spending time in a German concentration camp, developed his third school of Viennese psychotherapy called logotherapy, or the will to meaning. Before all this, as can be seen by studies in fields like zoology and ethology, and also in Schopenhauer's work, there is the very basic and powerful will to live.

[Abacabb]

You have already failed. I could PvP flag myself and retard roll your lvl 1 trains till I die of boredom. Be man, level yourself to 50, and come play. Otherwise shut the fuck up.

Lol, I was level 50 before you were wiping people in unrest by sitting too close to the fire place, and I was killing raid encounters before you figured out how to properly kite.

What makes you think, I wont load on some resist gear, apply my blind/snare poisons and keel-haul your ass around EC?

[Evorix]

What makes you think, I wont load on some resist gear, apply my blind/snare poisons and keel-haul your ass around EC?


bc ur banned

[Abacabb]

bc ur banned

Oh yeah... Looks like he'll never get the satisfaction!

[Shrubwise]

What makes you think, I wont load on some resist gear, apply my blind/snare poisons and keel-haul your ass around EC?

Because you quit, remember? You don't play this game any more, right?

http://www.projectmayhemguild.org/images/RageQuit.jpg

[eqholmes]

Lol, I was level 50 before you were wiping people in unrest by sitting too close to the fire place, and I was killing raid encounters before you figured out how to properly kite.

What makes you think, I wont load on some resist gear, apply my blind/snare poisons and keel-haul your ass around EC?

So you’re better and cooler than him because you found out project 1999 before him? Or that you probably spent 12 hours a day for a month to get 50. I can see how in your mind this is true. Sigh this server was a better place the half a day you stopped posting and playing. To bad you’re not a man of your word. Well I would guess you’re not a man and most likely 15 or 16 so it doesn’t matter. Anyways when you grow up and get a job/life or something maybe the experience will enlighten you a bit. Quick make a come back saying “general no life response 100922121221213 14234 3143124 323 “ because you don’t have any come backs and what I’m saying is more than likely hitting a little to close to home. 

[girth]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/7/28/16/hacksaw-jim-duggan-went-to-my-high-school-long-27380-1248812467-0.jpg

hahahahhahahahha check out the name of that picture

hacksaw-jim-duggan-went-to-my-high-school

hahahahhaa

[Phallax]

hahahahhahahahha check out the name of that picture

hacksaw-jim-duggan-went-to-my-high-school

hahahahhaa

Lol

[Modus]

Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) :
How to Recognize a Narcissist

Definition
By Mayo Clinic staff

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. Those with narcissistic personality disorder believe that they're superior to others and have little regard for other people's feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

Narcissistic personality disorder is one of several types of personality disorders. Personality disorders are conditions in which people have traits that cause them to feel and behave in socially distressing ways, limiting their ability to function in relationships and in other areas of their life, such as work or school.

A person with narcissistic personality disorder:

* Reacts to criticism with rage, shame, or humiliation
* Takes advantage of other people to achieve his or her own goals
* Has feelings of self-importance
* Exaggerates achievements and talents
* Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, beauty, intelligence, or ideal love
* Has unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment
* Requires constant attention and admiration
* Disregards the feelings of others, lacks empathy
* Has obsessive self-interest
* Pursues mainly selfish goals

Narcissistic personality disorder treatment is centered around psychotherapy.



It's not too late to get help Abacab.

[eqholmes]

Dam that is spot on, SPOT ON! Abacab its ok that you have an illness, I almost feel sorry for you now.

[Jify]

So Abacab was banned for having a personality disorder? Sad. :(

[Abacabb]

So Abacab was banned for having a personality disorder? Sad. :(

DISCRIMINATION!

Fuck ya'll

I'm filing suit

Get fucked!

Class action!

Ya'll suck!

You'll never raid a dungeon again!

[Abacabb]

So you’re better and cooler than him because you found out project 1999 before him? Or that you probably spent 12 hours a day for a month to get 50. I can see how in your mind this is true. Sigh this server was a better place the half a day you stopped posting and playing. To bad you’re not a man of your word. Well I would guess you’re not a man and most likely 15 or 16 so it doesn’t matter. Anyways when you grow up and get a job/life or something maybe the experience will enlighten you a bit. Quick make a come back saying “general no life response 100922121221213 14234 3143124 323 “ because you don’t have any come backs and what I’m saying is more than likely hitting a little to close to home. 

I'm 22

I live in a 5 room 3 bathroom historic house

I record music and play music for a living

I have a smoking hot girlfriend

I drive a Prius with a BP gas card with no limit

I'm better off than you IRL and still clown on your ass, like we're playing bozo cup bro

All of this shit is verifiable by the way <3

[Taxi]

All of this shit is verifiable by the way <3

screenshot or it didnt happen?

[eqholmes]

I'm 22

I live in a 5 room 3 bathroom historic house

I record music and play music for a living

I have a smoking hot girlfriend

I drive a Prius with a BP gas card with no limit

I'm better off than you IRL and still clown on your ass, like we're playing bozo cup bro

All of this shit is verifiable by the way <3

First I’m sure that none of that dribble is true. Secondly if it were true, sorry to say you don’t have me beat, on anything……..What’s next going to say your dick is 13 inches as well? Haha man that’s some good stuff. Thanks for making me laugh though. Hey bro I'm guessing you want to fight IFL to huh? LOL all good stuff. If your near Oregon come beat me up please!!!!!
It just came to me, the music thing is probably a little true, in a garage band (parents probably) that just hasn’t quite made it huh? Explains needing all the attention
......

[Reiker]

Hey it's a troll getting trolled.

http://i953.photobucket.com/albums/ae20/Apple_Head_XD/michaeljacksoneatspopcorn.gif

[Abacabb]

First I’m sure that none of that dribble is true.

My girlfriend and I:
http://i48.tinypic.com/iwm2w3.jpg



My house:
http://i46.tinypic.com/2vjcriw.jpg

My baller ass tv room:

http://i46.tinypic.com/21cf75u.jpg

my lack of furniture:

http://i48.tinypic.com/290vjm9.jpg


Get fucked

[Taxi]

I cant tell if the pictures confirm or infirm anything

[ooantipostoo]

Lies I can't she your girls face!! Is she a welder?

[ooantipostoo]

see*

[Abacabb]

Lies I can't she your girls face!! Is she a welder?

I ain't playing witchu

I'm pretty damn baller IRL

[ooantipostoo]

I ain't playing witchu

I'm pretty damn baller IRL

Gezz take everything soo literal homie!

[Phallax]

My girlfriend and I:
http://i48.tinypic.com/iwm2w3.jpg



My house:
http://i46.tinypic.com/2vjcriw.jpg

My baller ass tv room:

http://i46.tinypic.com/21cf75u.jpg

my lack of furniture:

http://i48.tinypic.com/290vjm9.jpg


Get fucked

Cute picture of you and your cousin and your best friends house. GJ

[Mleh]

I just read this entire 15 page thread, my conclusions:

1) Abacab wins everytime someone gives him attention, or completes his trolling in and out of game.

2) Uninvolved people react way to much to nerd raging on forums.

3) The pictures and massive intel quotes make thread from a 4/10 funny to a 9/10 funny.

Good read kind sirs.

[Holey]

i laugh :D

[Abacabb]

Cute picture of you and your cousin and your best friends house. GJ

Why you gotta hate dawg?

[Auvdar]

I'm giving your cousin a 6/10 on the hotness meter. And I'm being generous.

[Auvdar]

Also, now that you are banned take this new found time of yours and get a haircut.

[Goobles]

Abacab is a prime example of why nobody should do meth.

[Abacabb]

Also, now that you are banned take this new found time of yours and get a haircut.

http://4.media.tumblr.com/bGjfANdAGj9t1y81lIVqe3uKo1_400.gif

[Abacabb]

Abacab is a prime example of why nobody should do meth.

and you're a prime example of why people who get in accidents and have brain damage shouldn't play video games

GG retardation

[Spud]

I'm giving your cousin a 6/10 on the hotness meter. And I'm being generous.

Also, now that you are banned take this new found time of yours and get a haircut.

lol

[TheDudeAbides]

Abacab you used to be the shit bro

Now you've become a shell of your former glory.

[Abacabb]

Abacab you used to be the shit bro

Now you've become a shell of your former glory.

It's cause I'm banned bro with no gear, can't exactly pull my hijinx in the forums

[Pyrocat]

and you're a prime example of why people who get in accidents and have brain damage shouldn't play video games

GG retardation

damn *****... have u no soul..

[Abacabb]

damn *****... have u no soul..

Look bro, I'm Goobles!

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/426/426,1110482346,8/stock-photo-motorcycle-accident-202643.jpg

Was going to draw it in MS-Paint in his spirit, but lol

[girth]

abacab - got any nudes of that chick?

[Ethanblack]

My girlfriend and I:
http://i48.tinypic.com/iwm2w3.jpg


She looks alright but you look like a hay bale.

http://sfj.abstractdynamics.org/archives/hay%20bale.jpg

[Ethanblack]

Man, I think Abacab is lying, I found that same picture on google.

http://i48.tinypic.com/23lzbx3.jpg

[eqdruid76]

I recommend Head and Shoulders, btw.

[Darian]

Is there some kind of Godwin's Law for posting pictures of one's house/tvroom/womurn to show the internet computer game forum how pew one's pew is?

[astarothel]

abacab - got any nudes of that chick?

This thread suddenly became relevant to my interests.

[Aadill]

ahaha this owns. abacab you are a classy gentleman

[Abacabb]

ahaha this owns. abacab you are a classy gentleman

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Plato%27s_Stepchildren_kiss.jpg

Classy motherfucker

[Cormac]

Man, I think Abacab is lying, I found that same picture on google.

http://i48.tinypic.com/23lzbx3.jpg

I don't think the hay bale comparison is getting enough love. That shit's funny.

[ooantipostoo]

I don't think the hay bale comparison is getting enough love. That shit's funny.


http://www.wonderquest.com/2007-01-22-praying-mantis-india.jpg

[Abacabb]

All I got to say is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knnav0aIkEI

[Alawen Everywhere]

What's the difference between a professional musician and a poser?

A trust fund.

[Taxi]

All I got to say is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knnav0aIkEI

Not bad but it doesnt come to the ankle of Black Taboo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqEkcn-yyAI

Just be glad you cant understand what theyre saying

[Phil]

I'm not really sure what's going on here, but just thought I'd drop in to say that Jify is probably the biggest E-tool I've ever seen.

[Ethanblack]

All I got to say is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knnav0aIkEI

I figured you'd be listening to country.
You'd blend in with it pretty seamlessly.

[Zexa]

I figured you'd be listening to country.
You'd blend in with it pretty seamlessly.

A wool-knit cap and shoulder length hair say country-western to you?

[Aadill]

A wool-knit cap and shoulder length hair say country-western to you?

Reference missed; read thread.

Ethanblack made a p. good post.

[darkblade717]

DA is totally a bunch of asshats. Dude logs onto a level 50 to come harass us in highkeep because I didn't feel like dealing with his alt's shitty attitude. Apparently because I've been playing for a little over a week and don't have a level 50 to twink me with Üb3r l00t it makes me bad at the game. It's really special that he thinks 'playing at work' equates to 'having a social life'. News flash- You're a failure!!

[Spud]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/gary_busey_family.jpg

i dont know why but this pic makes me laugh SO HARD!

[Alifeyl]

I am ashamed to say it but I found this thread entertaining. If my work is this boring, I should get a new job! LOL ;-)

[eqholmes]

DA is totally a bunch of asshats. Dude logs onto a level 50 to come harass us in highkeep because I didn't feel like dealing with his alt's shitty attitude. Apparently because I've been playing for a little over a week and don't have a level 50 to twink me with Üb3r l00t it makes me bad at the game. It's really special that he thinks 'playing at work' equates to 'having a social life'. News flash- You're a failure!!

This is too funny. turaliousdouche not sure how to spell, but the first 4 letter are close(31 nerco) /t me as I’m running down the stairs on my ranger “full, and its annoying when scrubs run down all the time” I instantly laugh at him and tell him to learn manners. I think as soon as he saw my RED bp he was mad at the world. (Sorry mate you can farm and get nice gear one day to)
Then I get on my nerco come back to drop off a yak and some darkmail guants to my ranger and he /t me again saying that I have no life and I’m a loser and crap. Then he says when I train the guards on him that he will FD, so I proceed to tell him that he’s so full of himself to think that I would waste my time to train him, laugh and went to the POH raid. Also man grow some balls use a sig or a forum name that takes reasonability for being a douche in-game so that people can avoid you.

PS. What happened to starting on the server 3 days ago??? Could have sworn you were bragging about how badass you were to be level 30 in 3 days, when you clearly state you been on the server over a week in your post. Hurt egos = lying to sound cooler than you are

[Abacabb]

I'm so fucking elite, I can do POH and do some pseudo-psychological profiling on all ya'lls failures!

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/get_fucked.jpg

[eqholmes]

Yup I'm a total badass that can do POH....... /sarcasm So abacabb sorry that you felt so belittled that you had to post a pic of your ugly mug with your cuz. I think the hay bail covering your face is a huge improvement and rather clever by the poster, much props. I think that you and this nerco have a lot in common, very narcissistic, sorry bro the world does not revolve around you, no matter how hard you try and cry/whine/kick/scream, you are not a unique snowflake. /hug

Wonder if this could have been abacabb on a new char/name hoping that he can sneak his way back to a game that he ever so vividly quit 2 3 months ago? Both seemingly to have am extreme amount of self entitlement.

[nilbog]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/gary_busey_family.jpg


http://unnamable.ytmnd.com/

[eqholmes]

This teeth to gum ratio is amazing

[Spud]

http://unnamable.ytmnd.com/

Hahahaha

Disturbing yet mesmerizing. I stared at this for like 5 minutes straight.

[darkblade717]

This is too funny. turaliousdouche not sure how to spell, but the first 4 letter are close(31 nerco) /t me as I’m running down the stairs on my ranger “full, and its annoying when scrubs run down all the time” I instantly laugh at him and tell him to learn manners. I think as soon as he saw my RED bp he was mad at the world. (Sorry mate you can farm and get nice gear one day to)
Then I get on my nerco come back to drop off a yak and some darkmail guants to my ranger and he /t me again saying that I have no life and I’m a loser and crap. Then he says when I train the guards on him that he will FD, so I proceed to tell him that he’s so full of himself to think that I would waste my time to train him, laugh and went to the POH raid. Also man grow some balls use a sig or a forum name that takes reasonability for being a douche in-game so that people can avoid you.

PS. What happened to starting on the server 3 days ago??? Could have sworn you were bragging about how badass you were to be level 30 in 3 days, when you clearly state you been on the server over a week in your post. Hurt egos = lying to sound cooler than you are

Your typing is almost as pathetic as your insults. Your Rubifag BP had nothing to do with it. AC items on a ranger aren't impressive.

[eqholmes]

Your typing is almost as pathetic as your insults. Your Rubifag BP had nothing to do with it. AC items on a ranger aren't impressive.

Sigh….I sense littleman syndrome in you young one. To think that a rubi bp is the only one I had on me is ignorant on your part. I really do believe that you are abacabb or are his bff, either way I’m sorry. I mean honestly if you are only 10 days old to this server then you need medication as for the way you act, someone walking down the stairs to highkeep to see if there is a group and to ask to be put on a list annoys you? Man do you have problems.

[guineapig]

I almost feel like I'm missing out on something by not reading this thread... almost

[Abacabb]

Wonder if this could have been abacabb on a new char/name

You think bro? Could it be me sneaking around? No. My forum account just like my in game account is permabanned on both a EQemu login level and IP level.

Mostly cause you guys QQ'd enough that they had to bring in an army of GM's to rectify my trains and wipe the tears from your eyes because Abacab makes the game less fun for me!

Seriously bro, I sat up in hate today and watched DA & IB argue over hate trash and it just made me realize that I might be a egotistical, grief-laden, narcissistic faggot as you put it, but at least I'm not a collective GROUP of egotistical, grief-laden, narcissistic faggots.

[JaVeDK]

Also man grow some balls use a sig or a forum name that takes reasonability for being a douche in-game so that people can avoid you.

How about you take your own advice so people can avoid both of you?

[Phil]

This is too funny. turaliousdouche not sure how to spell, but the first 4 letter are close(31 nerco) /t me as I’m running down the stairs on my ranger “full, and its annoying when scrubs run down all the time” I instantly laugh at him and tell him to learn manners. I think as soon as he saw my RED bp he was mad at the world. (Sorry mate you can farm and get nice gear one day to)
Then I get on my nerco come back to drop off a yak and some darkmail guants to my ranger and he /t me again saying that I have no life and I’m a loser and crap. Then he says when I train the guards on him that he will FD, so I proceed to tell him that he’s so full of himself to think that I would waste my time to train him, laugh and went to the POH raid. Also man grow some balls use a sig or a forum name that takes reasonability for being a douche in-game so that people can avoid you.

PS. What happened to starting on the server 3 days ago??? Could have sworn you were bragging about how badass you were to be level 30 in 3 days, when you clearly state you been on the server over a week in your post. Hurt egos = lying to sound cooler than you are

How can someone brag about hitting 30 in 3 days and then call someone else a no lifer? Does not compute.

[Phil]

Seriously bro, I sat up in hate today and watched DA & IB argue over hate trash and it just made me realize that I might be a egotistical, grief-laden, narcissistic faggot as you put it, but at least I'm not a collective GROUP of egotistical, grief-laden, narcissistic faggots.

What's wrong with people arguing about mobs? That's part of what happens in this non-instanced, loot driven game. I think you have vastly overblown reasons for your antics. People just choose to play the game differently than you. Instead of wasting their time wasting other people's time (like you), they choose to just waste their own time beating on some mobs. What's the big deal to you?

[Zexa]

Hi Phil!

[Alawen Everywhere]

I have never known of someone to try so hard to be such a badass while they're such a pussy as Abacab. The way he causes trouble and expects no consequence leads me to believe he must be either the only or youngest child of wealthy but neglectful parents.

I wish it made me feel superior instead of sad. I hope that his behavior here and in game are not indicative of his whole life, but I suspect that he isolates himself with his sneering disdain for everyone and everything.

[nicemace]

hes just a little kid prolly 16 - 18 or somethin, i used to be just like him on live 10 years ago. have grown up a lot since then heh.

he prolly hacks in CS:S like a boss too.

[Aadill]

he prolly hacks in CS:S like a boss too.

knifing everyone on the opposing team in 5 seconds flat is a great way to spend time in a game that was never worth the money in the first place

CS:S sucks; 1.6 owns. :mad:

[Prospect]

No salty, no abacab, and no karsten = a much less interesting p99 =/

Also; I am Aadill.

[eqholmes]

How about you take your own advice so people can avoid both of you?

I'm holmes, sorry guess eqholmes isn't close enough to tell.

[Abacabb]

I have never known of someone to try so hard to be such a badass while they're such a pussy as Abacab. The way he causes trouble and expects no consequence leads me to believe he must be either the only or youngest child of wealthy but neglectful parents.

I wish it made me feel superior instead of sad. I hope that his behavior here and in game are not indicative of his whole life, but I suspect that he isolates himself with his sneering disdain for everyone and everything.

How's the divorce bro? Is it worse than the crippling social life now, or are they about even on the "One more step to suicide" level.

[Scrubby McGee]

If you were a better musician, then you wouldn't have to troll EMU boards for attention and could get it on stage instead.

Also, your hear as bad and your nose is malformed.

[pickled_heretic]

Also, your hear as bad and your nose is malformed.

wat

[Scrubby McGee]

wat

http://sfj.abstractdynamics.org/archives/hay%20bale.jpg = Abacab

Notice the stringy ass hair and his misshapen honker.

[pickled_heretic]

[IMG]
Notice the stringy ass hair and his misshapen honker.

Notice the fact that the following 'sentence' is incomprehensible:


Also, your hear as bad and your nose is malformed.

[Scrubby McGee]

I couldn't edit the typo after posting due to the forums. I do regret the typo and I regret posting it in a hurry.

I will take this time to make it clear what I meant:

Abacab's hair is stringy and unkempt.

Abacab trolls for attention here because he fails to draw any in his career as a musician.

[Taxi]

Yeah and if my cousin was that hot, i wouldnt be wasting my time here arguing, id be fornicatinig 23/7. Is this thread over yet?

[Abacabb]

http://www.wrongtees.com/images/dynamic/bitches_dont_know_design_black.png

Balller status

[Shannacore]

Yeah and if my cousin was that hot, i wouldnt be wasting my time here arguing, id be fornicatinig 23/7. Is this thread over yet?

lol'd!

[Shannacore]

"lol'd" makes no sense now that I'm reading it out loud.

[Theldios]

http://www.wrongtees.com/images/dynamic/bitches_dont_know_design_black.png

Balller status


About your what?? your ball handler status?? thats not something I would brag about kid.

[Alawen Everywhere]

How's the divorce bro? Is it worse than the crippling social life now, or are they about even on the "One more step to suicide" level.

I'm going to take this as confirmation that you are indeed a spoiled trust fund brat and that your music "career" has never resulted in a paying gig.

Sorry to touch on sensitive subjects like this BRO

[Charyz]

Man, I think Abacab is lying, I found that same picture on google.

http://i48.tinypic.com/23lzbx3.jpg

favorite

[Auvdar]

And note, it looks like your cousin there has herpes. (look at her bottom lip)

[Vexden]

Training is an art, I remember back on SZ, it was completely free for all. If you wanted a camp and someone was camping it, you simply train them and take it. The most hardcore server ever imho.

On a side note, getting trained is never fun.... when it happens to you.