Casino Story

[Black Jesus]

i went to the casino last nite
was playin blackjack
this lil girl come sit down next to me
she gets a 14 with dealer showin a 5
i got two 8s, split, get another 8 split, get a 3 and a 2 so I double down
end up with like 19,17, and 20
stupid bitch pulls a 10 for her 14
and then the dealer pulls a 6 and gets 21
I told her to her face
you just cost me $280
$140 for what i had out there and what i woulda won
if u dont know how to play cards you shouldnt be at the tables
then her lil boyfriend was all tryna fight me
sayin i cant talk 2 her that way
it was good except for losin 140 bux
sry i am still a lil upset

[Diggles]

brought a tear 2 my i

[philbertpk]

thats why u sit at the end of the table. noob

[Black Jesus]

im just tryna cop some air yeezy's and this beezy swiggin my swag

[Peatree]

That was you?!?!?!

[HIYO]

Stop playing with poor people then mr pro gambler and move the high stakes table.
OR keep doing what your doing, letting bitchines shit all over your for the lulz.

[Black Jesus]

you don't need to be a pro gambler or have a doctorate in mathematics to understand basic blackjack strategy

[Black Jesus]

You're #mad

[canker]

was she seated at the last/closest to last seat of the table?

[Black Jesus]

yep, was taken by someone before that wasnt a moran

[canker]

last seat hits. tough break though

[Black Jesus]

If I wanna pound some butt I can do it with a woman -Dr. Dre

[bopice]

Doesn't really matter.

When she hit should could of gotten a 6 that the dealer would of gotten if she hadn't hit.
Than the dealer could of gotten a 7+ and busted. It's random , either way . You are just mad that you weren't lucky. half the time the person hitting on a shitty hand helps you and half the time it hurts you. You just had shit luck.

If I were her boyfriend I woulda spit in your mouth each time you spoke.

[Kraftwerk]

If I were her boyfriend I woulda spit in your mouth each time you spoke.

That's pretty kinky bro.

[Black Jesus]

Doesn't really matter.

When she hit should could of gotten a 6 that the dealer would of gotten if she hadn't hit.
Than the dealer could of gotten a 7+ and busted. It's random , either way . You are just mad that you weren't lucky. half the time the person hitting on a shitty hand helps you and half the time it hurts you. You just had shit luck.

If I were her boyfriend I woulda spit in your mouth each time you spoke.

If she played how she was supposed to, she wouldn't have lost, and no one else would have lost either. It's not luck, there is a given % of wins over time when using basic strategy. It is 100% her fault the house won.

And if he spit in my face, just about time that Im comin outta jail hopefully, he'd be comin outta his coma. And guess what? I'd split his fuckin head open again

[Hitchens]

And if he spit in my face, just about time that Im comin outta jail hopefully, he'd be comin outta his coma. And guess what? I'd split his fuckin head open again

Casino is a good movie.

[HIYO]

prolly should have spent that rent money on rent instead of letting that bitch work you hard.

[Stinkum]

If I were her boyfriend I woulda spit in your mouth each time you spoke.

calm down youre really gay never post again

[waldo]

The girl didn't want to bust when the dealer had a 5 showing and would probably bust themselves. If the girl had had a 15 you would have not been near as pissed, or maybe you would have lol who knows. I once saw a lady hit on 20 and get an ace was pretty crazy.

[Black Jesus]

Most (read: all) tables I been to you wouldn't even get a chance to hit on 20 they'd skip over you.

[Lexical]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMA1jrm00

[Lexical]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMA1jrm00
Austin powers = Naez playin blackjack

[Samrothstein]

just about time that Im comin outta jail hopefully, he'd be comin outta his coma. And guess what? I'd split his fuckin head open again

#dickridingmysig