[14:09] <Bass_> after i just had my baby a few months ago
[14:09] <Bass_> i went home for the first time in 3 years
[14:09] <Bass_> while playing asteroid with my little brother
[14:10] <Bass_> he told me he had sex
[14:10] <Bass_> he was very proud of it
[14:10] <Bass_> to set a scene
[14:10] <Bass_> my brother is 61" obese
[14:10] <Bass_> full beard he has never shaved
[14:10] <Bass_> 22 years old
[14:10] <patriot1776> my friend with asspergers got laid alot cuz he would go up to girls at the mall and dgaf
[14:10] <Bass_> never ties his shoes and weas the same jogging pants for weeks
[14:10] <hitchens> does he poop in them
[14:11] <Bass_> so heres where it gets odd
[14:11] <Bass_> when i was in college
[14:11] <Wallace> lowtax gave a speech at university of illinois
[14:11] <Bass_> there was this hybrid emo/hipster chick in my spanish class
[14:11] <patriot1776> Fuck lowfagx
[14:11] <Bass_> we worked otgether on a project
[14:11] <Bass_> and i kinda wanted to fuck her
[14:11] <Bass_> she was really hot except for these retarded haircuts she wouldhave
[14:12] <Bass_> i was with my current wife at the time, but she was not in college and living with her family in my hometown
[14:12] <Bass_> anyways i went to that chicks room some night and we hanged out
[14:12] <Bass_> she told me she did alot of drugs and stuff
[14:12] <Bass_> like ecstacy and acid and w/e weird random shit
[14:12] <Bass_> we played like super mario kart on super nintendo and got drunk
[14:13] <Bass_> that night when i went to sleep on her couch she like came up and started licking my neck and shit
[14:13] <Bass_> surprising tho i felt guilty about my wife so i didnt fuck her
[14:13] <Bass_> then later hwen i would see heri n class i would regret it and still want to bang her
[14:13] <Bass_> anyways back to my bro
[14:13] <Bass_> this is years later btw
[14:13] <Bass_> obv
[14:13] <Bass_> i asked my bro about how he got laid
[14:14] <Bass_> one of the things he does since heh as as assburgers and is really weird
[14:14] <Bass_> he walks around at like 4 am around the inner city where i group up with a 2 liter of RC cola
[14:14] <Bass_> for no reason
[14:14] <Bass_> he said he was walking down the street and a random women came up to him and asked him if she couldhave a drink of the rc
[14:14] <Bass_> after he said yes
[14:15] <Bass_> she drank it and invited him to her apt if he was hungry
[14:15] <Bass_> he said she seemed very high
[14:15] <Bass_> he went to her house and he said she grabbed his dick thru his jogging pants
[14:15] <Bass_> and started giving him a bj
[14:15] <Bass_> i ltierally cannot imgaine since my brother does not take hsowers
[14:15] <Bass_> how unpleasant that must have been
[14:16] <Bass_> anyways he said they end up having 15 seconds of horrible awkwards sex
[14:16] <Bass_> i asked him outo f curioisity to descirbe thechick
[14:16] <Bass_> he said she was short kinda of like an asian/white hybrid
[14:16] <Bass_> with a tattooes and a retarded haircut
[14:16] <Bass_> i asked what her name was
[14:16] <Bass_> sure enuff was the same person
[14:17] <Bass_> so my asspurger brothers who looks homeless and smells liek cat piss fucked the chick i had blue balls for for like ay ear
[14:17] <Bass_> i really could not believe it
[14:17] <patriot1776> welp
[14:17] <Bass_> my guess is she was randomly wandering around high on like abth salts or ecstacy
[14:17] <Bass_> dem green sweatpants
[14:18] <Bass_> and 7 year old air walks with no laces
[14:18] <Bass_> cannot make that shit up lol
[14:19] <Bass_> after he told me all this i bought some mad dog 2020 (red) and we continued playing asteroids while i remained slightly disturbed
[14:20] <rogeankingniger> o
[14:21] <Bass_> so if u know anyone frustrated virgins
[14:21] <Bass_> tell them to walk around dangerous inner city neighborhoods with a 2 liter of RC cola