A Joke Thread

[Hasbinlulz]

What do neutrinos and I have in common?
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We're both constantly penetrating your mom.
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[Hasbinlulz]

QUESTION
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[Pico]

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[Hasbinlulz]

Why did Pico cross the road?
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Coz thass whur my nutz r.
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[Hasbinlulz]

God damnit.

Stupid code not working.

Answer to the joke is "coz thass whurr my nutz r at."

I guess this thread is a failed venture due to rogaine being a nazi. lol.

[Hasbinlulz]

Someone who knows what the fuck that code says fix it so that it works in every reply independently pls.

[dragonfists]

Here's what random joke tells to people across the server last week to pass time tracking gets ya.. nobody knew who was on the tracker haha.. some ppl freak out others laughed har har


[Thu Nov 15 21:19:58 2012] You told Airlia, 'what did one hat say to the other hat?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:20:24 2012] Airlia tells you, 'what'
[Thu Nov 15 21:20:36 2012] You told Airlia, 'you stay here, I'll go on a head!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:20:48 2012] Airlia tells you, 'hehe'
[Thu Nov 15 21:23:22 2012] You told apeople, 'what do you do with a sick boat?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:24:47 2012] You told Apeople, 'take it to the doc!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:24:51 2012] Apeople tells you, 'haha'
[Thu Nov 15 21:24:52 2012] Apeople tells you, 'win'
[Thu Nov 15 21:25:13 2012] You told xerxes, 'what kind of music do mummies listen to?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:27:13 2012] You told metallikus, 'why did the skeleton go to the party alone?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:27:35 2012] Metallikus tells you, 'to fuck you in the ass?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:27:45 2012] You told Metallikus, 'he had no body to go with him!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:27:53 2012] Metallikus tells you, 'so bad'
[Thu Nov 15 21:28:35 2012] You told reyjing, 'what did the traffic light say to the car?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:28:43 2012] Xerxes tells you, 'ask your mother cock sucker'
[Thu Nov 15 21:28:49 2012] You told Xerxes, 'wrap music!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:28:54 2012] Reyjing tells you, 'buttchugger?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:29:00 2012] Xerxes tells you, 'ha'
[Thu Nov 15 21:29:05 2012] You told Reyjing, 'dont look, I'm changing!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:29:12 2012] Reyjing tells you, 'lol'
[Thu Nov 15 21:30:27 2012] You told qubhed, 'what did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:30:45 2012] Qubhed tells you, 'holy shit that really hurts?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:30:54 2012] You told Qubhed, 'it wont be long now!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:31:33 2012] You told antimatters, 'what do clouds wear under their shorts?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:33:24 2012] You told gwindor, 'what kind of dinsoaur crashes his car?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:33:36 2012] Gwindor tells you, 'a t-wrecks?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:33:45 2012] You told Gwindor, 'tyrannosaurus wrecks!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:33:56 2012] You told Gwindor, '/clap!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:33:56 2012] Gwindor tells you, 'lol'
[Thu Nov 15 21:37:48 2012] You told hotpockets '[queued], what kind of dinosaur crashes his car?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:38:04 2012] Hotpockets tells you, 'not sure what?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:38:13 2012] You told Hotpockets, 'tyrannosaurus wrecks!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:38:19 2012] Hotpockets tells you, 'lol wtf'
[Thu Nov 15 21:39:48 2012] You told nourse, 'why couldnt draculas wife get to sleep?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:40:09 2012] Nourse tells you, 'who are you'
[Thu Nov 15 21:40:15 2012] You told Nourse, 'because of his coffin!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:40:51 2012] Nourse tells you, 'my name is raymond c bishop and i dont like jaywalkers'
[Thu Nov 15 21:41:52 2012] You told mechlingburger, 'what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:42:16 2012] Mechlingburger tells you, '?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:42:22 2012] You told Mechlingburger, 'make me one with everything!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:45:21 2012] You told tortue, 'why wouldnt the shrimp share his treasure?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:45:38 2012] Tortue tells you, 'good question'
[Thu Nov 15 21:45:46 2012] You told Tortue, 'because he was a little shellfish!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:46:02 2012] Tortue tells you, 'what shellfish means?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:46:07 2012] Tortue tells you, 'sorry my english :/'
[Thu Nov 15 21:47:16 2012] You told Tortue, 'lol the joke must be re-told! shellfish is sea creature'
[Thu Nov 15 21:48:06 2012] You told nimajneb, 'a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway'
[Thu Nov 15 21:49:56 2012] You told mano, 'a neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?". the bartender goes "for you, no charge"'
[Thu Nov 15 21:51:26 2012] You told kopi, 'what do you get if you divide the circumfrence of a pumkin by its diameter?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:51:36 2012] Kopi tells you, 'pie?'
[Thu Nov 15 21:51:41 2012] You told Kopi, 'pumpkin pi!'
[Thu Nov 15 21:51:52 2012] Kopi tells you, 'math jokes. Yay!'
[Thu Nov 15 22:04:29 2012] You told dreamreaper, 'what do cats eat for breakfast?'
[Thu Nov 15 22:04:46 2012] Dreamreaper tells you, 'I dunno waht'
[Thu Nov 15 22:04:51 2012] You told Dreamreaper, 'mice crispies'

[dragonfists]

and yes these are all terrible jokes i know

[India]

I love them!!!

[Black Jesus]

What the fuck kinda forum lets its users input arbitrary javascript

[Doors]

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