Mormons believe black ppl turn white after converting.

[Diggles]

http://www.lifeaftermormonism.net/profiles/blogs/101-nonpublic-or-weird-beliefs-of-mormons

and some of u ppl wanted one of these hooligans as a president.

[Diggles]

The Garden of Eden was in Missouri when Adam and Eve were kicked out

All saints are to return to Missouri before the final arrival of Jesus for the Second Coming. Some believe this exodus back to Missouri would be on foot.

Kids or babies who die before reaching 8 years old are perfect and automatically get into heaven

Cremation will make being resurrected harder, having to recollect all of your atoms/molecules from where ever they were spread

The Earth was not created by God, but by Jesus and Michael/Adam as taught in the LDS Temple endowment ceremony

[Diggles]

There are people living on the moon. LINK They dress much like Quakers and they are tall, many standing seven feet tall or more. One day we will send missionaries to teach them the gospel. There are also people living on the sun. Journal of Discourses, Vol. 13, p. 217

[kenzar]

There are people who believe the earth is 6000 years old, that a man-god lived 2000 years ago, was killed and then resurrected himself. People as a whole are dumb as shit. Are you just realizing this?

[Diggles]

no, but when ppl clamor on about obummer being muslim (protip, he isnt) and the want 2 vote for this freak show idk anymore.

[kenzar]

People as a whole are dumb as shit.

^

[Pyrion]

Mormon belief ranks just below scientology and above christianity on the halluzination scala.

[Smyd]

how odd, was watching this vid earlier on (i watch it when i'm down... for some laughs.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q6brMrFw0E

it helps me remember there are much more twisted people out there than myself

[Maddox]

The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none who does good. The Lord looks down from heaven on the children of man, to see if there are any who understand, who seek after God. They have all turned aside; together they have become corrupt; there is none who does good, not even one.
- Psalm 14:1-3

[Swish]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c4a_1350780176


BEHIND THE VEIL: Never-Before-Seen Footage of Secret Mormon Temple Rituals

Hidden cam of some of the weird crap that goes on inside a Mormon Temple.

One fucked up religion. Though if I had 5 wives we could 6 box on P99 legit ;)

[Reiker000]

You forgot about the 2000 year old Mormon submarines

For behold, ye shall be as a whale in the midst of the sea; for the mountain waves shall dash upon you.
— Ether 2:24

And it came to pass that when they were buried in the deep there was no water that could hurt them, their vessels being tight like unto a dish.
— Ether 6:7

And thus they were driven forth; and no monster of the sea could break them, neither whale that could mar them; and they did have light continually, whether it was above the water or under the water.
— Ether 6:10

How do you breath in an ancient submarine? Drill holes.

And also we shall perish, for in them we cannot breathe, save it is the air which is in them; therefore we shall perish. And the Lord said unto the brother of Jared: Behold, thou shalt make a hole in the top, and also in the bottom; and when thou shalt suffer for air thou shalt unstop the hole and receive air. And if it be so that the water come in upon thee, behold, ye shall stop the hole, that ye may not perish in the flood.
Ether 2:19-20

[Tecmos Deception]

"The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none who does good. The Lord looks down from heaven on the children of man, to see if there are any who understand, who seek after God. They have all turned aside; together they have become corrupt; there is none who does good, not even one.
- Psalm 14:1-3"

God's definition of "good" must be whack as fuck.

[Tarathiel]

i used to live in pocatello, idaho(about 3 hours from SLC). in the heart of mormon america, and i can tell you from first hand experience that mormons are every bit as crazy and over zealous as the OP's link implies.

[Diggles]

i used to live in pocatello, idaho(about 3 hours from SLC). in the heart of mormon america, and i can tell you from first hand experience that mormons are every bit as crazy and over zealous as the OP's link implies.

I have to deal with crazy ass Christians in bumfuck, alaska, can't imagine what it's like to live in the heart of that loonyden.

[Alarti0001]

i used to live in pocatello, idaho(about 3 hours from SLC). in the heart of mormon america, and i can tell you from first hand experience that mormons are every bit as crazy and over zealous as the OP's link implies.

Haha my g/f is from Idaho Falls.

[Tarathiel]

Haha my g/f is from Idaho Falls.

quite possibly the only town in idaho thats more of a dump than pocatello haha.

[Alarti0001]

quite possibly the only town in idaho thats more of a dump than pocatello haha.

Hey they have a Chik-Fil-A now they are doing big things!

[feriokun]

Don't be haters!

[Diggles]

Don't be haters!

dont be a whacky ass cultist!

[feriokun]

dont be a whacky ass cultist!

Lol @ cultists.

It may not be the norm, but it's a religion just as well as the rest of them out there.

[Diggles]

its a 150 year old religion that makes devout christianity look reasonable.

[Hitchens]

The Mormon view of blacks being descended from Cain is not exclusively Mormon. That view was quite common in America before the Mormons adopted it.

I'm not sure it's really fair to point out past Mormon racism when there are so many valid things to criticize.

[Black Jesus]

who cares obama was born muslim