I wish I could play

[Mandaili]

So it took me like an hour to set this all up and now I'm just waiting to actually play...
:(
My husband has an account and he is gleefully playing on the other couch :mad:
So not fair...so not fair.

[Senadin]

So it took me like an hour to set this all up and now I'm just waiting to actually play...
:(
My husband has an account and he is gleefully playing on the other couch :mad:
So not fair...so not fair.

Change husband? lol

[Mandaili]

Have to wait for the exception to go through or something...we have the same IP :(
I haven't played in sooo long. I'm excited to start again :)

[Senadin]

Send him to the bar or something and play his character?

[Hiragawa]

STEP 1: Pirate Neighbors Wi-Fi. If successful, proceed to step three. If unsuccessful, proceed to step 2.
STEP 2: Push Husband into car with a grocery list demanding various tidbits from hundreds of miles away.
STEP 3: Play EQ

^.~

[Akame]

STEP 1: Pirate Neighbors Wi-Fi. If successful, proceed to step three. If unsuccessful, proceed to step 2.
STEP 2: Push Husband into car with a grocery list demanding various tidbits from hundreds of miles away.
STEP 3: Play EQ

^.~

Win!

[xshayla701]

ladies first duh!

[Volga]

Give your hubby a traditional quest !

Wife tells you "hi honey, I'd like you to go to the store for me and get some [tidbits] and if you hurry there might be some [nooky] in it for you."
Husband: what nooky
Wife tells you "if you hurry I promise you a great time in our chamber of love, but you must hurry and get those [tidbits] !!"
Husband: what tidbits
Wife tells you "I'd like you to drive to the next state and get a 6-pack of miller light, the tax is cheaper and it's made with local labor and not imported gnomes; on your way back please stop for a Pizza and don't forget extra cheese."
Husband: what nooky
Husband: what nooky
Your faction standing with wife just got worse.
A Wife glowers at you dubiously

GM Note: while [husband] is in next state, jack his computer and PLAY

Husband: hail
You tell husband: Have you brought me the [tidbits] I asked for?
You give [miller light] and [pizza] to wife.

A wife scowls at you ready to attack.
This warm beer has ruined your own lands, it will not ruin mine !
A child says: Taunting attacker master
Wife strikes you for 144 points of guilt..
A husband has been slain by wife.

Clearly husband didn't have enough faction to complete the nooky quest so you'll have to send him on the [unexpected flowers] quest.. But hopefully you'll get your ip exception before then =)

Welcome to the server; hope you both enjoy your stay.

[Shannacore]

hahahahha

[hyzon]

Gonna go ahead and guess Volga's married. He seems adept at this game.

[Senadin]

ROFL Volga!


Classic! You should volunteer to write quests here.... you could come up with some good stuff i bet!

Funny as hell!

/bravo!

[Flicka]

VOLGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHhahahahhaha!

[Kainzo]

Give your hubby a traditional quest !

Wife tells you "hi honey, I'd like you to go to the store for me and get some [tidbits] and if you hurry there might be some [nooky] in it for you."
Husband: what nooky
Wife tells you "if you hurry I promise you a great time in our chamber of love, but you must hurry and get those [tidbits] !!"
Husband: what tidbits
Wife tells you "I'd like you to drive to the next state and get a 6-pack of miller light, the tax is cheaper and it's made with local labor and not imported gnomes; on your way back please stop for a Pizza and don't forget extra cheese."
Husband: what nooky
Husband: what nooky
Your faction standing with wife just got worse.
A Wife glowers at you dubiously

GM Note: while [husband] is in next state, jack his computer and PLAY

Husband: hail
You tell husband: Have you brought me the [tidbits] I asked for?
You give [miller light] and [pizza] to wife.

A wife scowls at you ready to attack.
This warm beer has ruined your own lands, it will not ruin mine !
A child says: Taunting attacker master
Wife strikes you for 144 points of guilt..
A husband has been slain by wife.

Clearly husband didn't have enough faction to complete the nooky quest so you'll have to send him on the [unexpected flowers] quest.. But hopefully you'll get your ip exception before then =)

Welcome to the server; hope you both enjoy your stay.

That was actually really funny, heh

[Branaddar]

Volga, that was pure win right there.

[jilena]

Volga just copied the quest text from Alla! Stop giving him so much credit omg.

[Alleusion]

I wish I had known about this quest before our exception came through.

[Loftus]

How long did it take to get your approval, Alle?

My wife is playing away and I am waiting patiently!

[Mandaili]

lmao