Bucket List

[Hasbinlulz]

Two chicks at the same time. [x]

[Black Jesus]

WELCOME TO 2003

[Hasbinlulz]

I'm a late bloomer.

[Tasslehofp99]

Next on the list: 2 chicks of different ethnic backgrounds.

[dredge]

2 girls at once isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's fucking hard to juggle 2 girls, keeping everyone's feelings from getting hurt, making sure your not ignoring anyone, keeping them both the mix, all while trying to perform at your best, it's kind of stressful dude, I suggest keeping sober, but it's hard to get the balls to go through with it sober.

[Hasbinlulz]

Next on the list: 2 chicks of different ethnic backgrounds.
That was in fact the case.

[Hasbinlulz]

2 girls at once isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's fucking hard to juggle 2 girls, keeping everyone's feelings from getting hurt, making sure your not ignoring anyone, keeping them both the mix, all while trying to perform at your best, it's kind of stressful dude, I suggest keeping sober, but it's hard to get the balls to go through with it sober.
It was the best, least stress thing ever. They initiated everything, wham-bam-ty-sir.

[Reiker000]

was tralina on your bucket list

[quido]

I brag about getting lucky on the internet with no proof.

[theaetatus]

I find this thread very believable.

[Alawen]

Please, I beg you.l I do not want to see any pictures of the girls who would share HBB. Just the thought is ruining my morning. The fat. The ugly. The dirty. The smell. I think I'm going to be sick.

[FoxxHound]

All I saw:
[ ] Have sex.

It's okay. I hear practice makes perfect!

[Pico]

this kind of thing is always painful

[Pico]

i mean the realization that obese people are having sex with each other. it's disgusting and devalues the whole thing

[Tasslehofp99]

lol

[Hasbinlulz]

You guys would actually be proud of me. I certainly have given several dogs their bones, but these 2 were officially out of my league.

Also, wtf proof? lol. Dude, I'm a virgin. No, seriously.

[Ghordo]

I brag about getting lucky on the internet with no proof.

[Littlegyno 9.0]

I'll take 2 5's anyday over 1 10.

Good job Hasbinfag. I'm on your side on this issue.

[Hasbinlulz]

.....and to whoever thinks I'm bragging......

I'm fucking 34 years young, and telling you openly that I JUST had my first legit 3some.
(i've done 3rd base with 2 chicks a couple times)

I do not understand how this is a brag, but ok.

[Hitchens]

This thread was awkward and unpleasant to read.

[Littlegyno 9.0]

Ya. It's weird to the max. HBB 34 yr old loser brags on forum about first 3some.

Those 6 Associate's Degrees rlly paid off.

[Kraftwerk]

This thread was awkward and unpleasant to read.

[dredge]

haha, I'm older then that and congrats, half these guys probably still live with their parents

[Hasbinlulz]

i live with my parents

guess how many fucks I give about what you think of that? :D

[Littlegyno 9.0]

34, lives with parents.

You're a P99 hero.

[Pico]

i live with my parents

guess how many fucks I give about what you think of that? :D

u know the whole quasi self deprecating thing while constantly claiming how little u care about what ppl think is pretty transparent, everyone knows ur a sad useless obese

also incredibly boring to read & reply to

[Littlegyno 9.0]

u know the whole quasi self deprecating thing while constantly claiming how little u care about what ppl think is pretty transparent, everyone knows ur a sad useless obese

also incredibly boring to read & reply to

hay pico wut u doing

[Pico]

just tryin to leave this place a lil better than how i foundi t

[Littlegyno 9.0]

just tryin to leave this place a lil better than how i foundi t

best thing u could do is drop hbb's fat ass into a shallow grave.

[dredge]

i live with my parents

guess how many fucks I give about what you think of that? :D

where did this 3 some take place then?

please don't tell me at an adult theater or strip club

[Alawen]

i live with my parents

guess how many fucks I give about what you think of that? :D

Did you bang the two women in your parents' bed? That would definitely be worth some style points.

[BigSlip]

i just had one womanz

i might have an std so she was like ooo hoo hoo just cum on my food big boy

yeah she was bent over had to whack it to the ass

jelly?

hope not. if u are u might be a viiiiiirrrrginnnn!!!!

hahahahahaha

[Hasbinlulz]

Did you bang the two women in your parents' bed? That would definitely be worth some style points.
Lulz, ew, no.

[Barkingturtle]

How'd you snag two chicks? Did you tell them you were Danny DeVito? I can't believe that still works. Grats.

[Hasbinlulz]

lolol

Surprisingly, they picked me up.

I'd known them for a while, they are a couple.

It was hot.

[Nirgon]

I brag about getting lucky on the internet with no proof.

Let's just all believe it and then not respond

[FoxxHound]

Man I remember this one time. 3 chicks yo.
3!!!!
All at the same time. Cause you know I had to one up binbad~

[Hasbinlulz]

Now I feel so worthless. Must have 3!!

[FoxxHound]

I'll just get 4 bro. Don't worry about it.