KFC is DEAD to me

[Black Jesus]

THEY NO LONGER CARRY THE DOUBLE DOWN

http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/images/doubledown.jpg

If you never experienced the mouth orgasm of this delight, you have not and will never live life to its fullest.

KFC also got rid of the Doublicious, and the Snackers. Basically now you have to get these stupid Chicken Little things which is mayo and pickle chicken hotdog thing (wtf??)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O8ritGP_vEM/UEclrsVeyjI/AAAAAAAAI6M/PWW-MV8DZoA/s1600/kfc_new_chicken_little_02.JPG

This is a greater affront to my food liberties than when Burger King stopped carrying Chicken Fries (the boycott for that major fuck up is still going strong).

[Kitsy]

I don't think that is mayo.

[Barkingturtle]

That's dick mayo.

[Tasslehofp99]

That's dick mayo.

[Reiker000]

Yeah, this is how I felt back in like 2006ish when they got rid of the sweet and spicy boneless wings. Those were amazing.

I always just get a mashed potato bowl when I have to get KFC.

[gotrocks]

Yeah, this is how I felt back in like 2006ish when they got rid of the sweet and spicy boneless wings. Those were amazing.

Yes, yes they were.

[Graahle]

Too much blubber going on in this thread.

[Black Jesus]

yea cuz chicken, one of the most healthiest things u can eat, is blubbery

[Dantes]

Yeah, not so much when you deep fry it.

[Thulack]

Yeah, this is how I felt back in like 2006ish when they got rid of the sweet and spicy boneless wings. Those were amazing.

I always just get a mashed potato bowl when I have to get KFC.

[Tarathiel]

kentucky fried clones is so disgusting, id rather eat a bucket full of my own vomit then the garbage they try to pass off as chicken

[Black Jesus]

who gives a fuck if its cloned, box raised, and tortured its fucking protein u morans

[Reiker000]

ya idk kfc mashed potato bowl has gotta be one of the worst things to put in your body.

good thing I don't really care

[Reiker000]

KFC Mashed Potato Bowl

http://quitehealthy.com/nutrition-facts/food-labels/labelR100381.gif

Calories - Total Calorie count at this serving size: 740 Calories. The calorie chart below shows the breakdown for Fat, Carbs, and Protein. In this case, Calories from Fat = 320, Calories from Protein = 108, and Calories from Carbohydrate = 320.

http://quitehealthy.com/nutrition-facts/food-calories/caloriesR10038.gif

Fat - One serving has 35 grams of Total Fat. This is made up of 9 grams of Saturated Fat and 1.5 grams of Trans Fat. The rest of the Fat (24.5 grams) is unaccounted for.

http://quitehealthy.com/nutrition-facts/fat-grams/fatR10038.gif

Cholesterol - There are 60 mg of Cholesterol in each serving.

Carbohydrates - For this food, the total Carbohydrate count is 80 grams, the Sugar content is unknown (it was not provided), and 7 grams of Fiber. There are 73 Net Carbs per serving (total Carbs minus Fiber), which is good to know if you are watching your blood sugar or on a low carb diet.

Protein - At this serving size you'll get 27 grams of Protein per serving.

Minerals - In one serving there are 200 mg of Calcium and 4.5 mg of Iron. In addition, this serving size contains 2350 mg of Sodium.

Vitamins - This food provides both Vitamin A (400 International Units) and Vitamin C (6 mg)









gawd.

[kastan]

Vadernoooooooooo.MPG

Also, Burger king chicken fries were disgusting.

[Black Jesus]

I remain unconvinced by the (non)link between sodium and health problems.

[Black Jesus]

However, according to the Deutsche Gesellschaft für Ernährung – DGE (German society for nutrition), we ingest four times more salt than our body actually needs. This in turn is not particularly good, because too much salt can lead to high blood pressure. The more sodium there is in the blood, the more the body has to counterbalance it with water.




aka i dont live in africa

[Black Jesus]

Well theories can be refined, for instance a lot of Newton's original calculus regarding gravity has been proven incorrect, but I digress. Clearly if you get enough water sodium doesn't matter.

[Black Jesus]

aka i dont live in africa

[Black Jesus]

Also I trust real scientific journals.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=its-time-to-end-the-war-on-salt

This week a meta-analysis of seven studies involving a total of 6,250 subjects in the American Journal of Hypertension found no strong evidence that cutting salt intake reduces the risk for heart attacks, strokes or death in people with normal or high blood pressure. In May European researchers publishing in the Journal of the American Medical Association reported that the less sodium that study subjects excreted in their urine—an excellent measure of prior consumption—the greater their risk was of dying from heart disease. These findings call into question the common wisdom that excess salt is bad for you, but the evidence linking salt to heart disease has always been tenuous.

[Black Jesus]

so putting it in there with germ theory or gravity is really hyperbole just like the proven false 'theory' of global warming

[Black Jesus]

depends on where water is retained. creatine filled biceps for instance

[Black Jesus]

kind of moot because if youre worried about salt for hypertension (as irrational fear as worried about co2 for global warming) chances are you already fat

[Swish]

I wasn't expecting an academic debate on KFC in RnF. You'd all laugh your way out of a British KFC, we've got none of those nice things...pretty much just regular chicken pieces, chicken burgers, and popcorn chicken.

Bland bland bland :(

[Black Jesus]

im under 12% just eyeballin my ribs and killer abs and I eat like 10 cheat meals and a 30 rack a week

[Smyd]

THEY NO LONGER CARRY THE DOUBLE DOWN

http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/images/doubledown.jpg

If you never experienced the mouth orgasm of this delight, you have not and will never live life to its fullest.

KFC also got rid of the Doublicious, and the Snackers. Basically now you have to get these stupid Chicken Little things which is mayo and pickle chicken hotdog thing (wtf??)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O8ritGP_vEM/UEclrsVeyjI/AAAAAAAAI6M/PWW-MV8DZoA/s1600/kfc_new_chicken_little_02.JPG

This is a greater affront to my food liberties than when Burger King stopped carrying Chicken Fries (the boycott for that major fuck up is still going strong).

ok what? my country never even had this magnificent creation. now im really mad

[FoxxHound]

As long as they haven't taken away the 1$ snackers with cheese!

[Dantes]

who gives a fuck if its cloned, box raised, and tortured its fucking protein u morans

Could care less about the chickens themselves. But they're farmed by the lowest bidder for the lowest price possible, and food safety is regulated by the FDA, which is controlled by the food companies. It's cool though, if you get sick from poorly processed meat products, the FDA has plenty of approved drugs you can take.

[Black Jesus]

As long as they haven't taken away the 1$ snackers with cheese!

they did

[Aicha]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O8ritGP_vEM/UEclrsVeyjI/AAAAAAAAI6M/PWW-MV8DZoA/s1600/kfc_new_chicken_little_02.JPG



Dear God, does that thing still have its legs attached?:eek:

[Reiker000]

As long as they haven't taken away the 1$ snackers with cheese!

hi foxx

[Hasbinlulz]

hi foxx
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=88458

[FoxxHound]

they did

Fucking fuck >.< .... Me right now ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXuazYI_YU


hi foxx
hai...

[kastan]

Can I get the sauce on these supposed product cancellations??

Fully prepared to start up a petition on this bullshit!

"I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man."

[Black Jesus]

i got told this at the drive thru, so its straight from the colonel himself

[kastan]

Just went to my local(chicagoland) KFC for lunch and enjoyed a double down....all is right with the world.

[Black Jesus]

enjoy it while it lasts

[stormlord]

I don't eat this way anymore. See I became all holy and jesus-like. But I can remember when I had a chicken sandwich from KFC. Like somebody said, it was a mouth orgasm.