OMG ELECTION DAY! LET YOUR CHOICE BE KNOWN!

[Black Jesus]

do i want top5 megabanks-owned puppet #1 or top5 megabanks-owned puppet #2

[Tasslehofp99]

Too bad there aren't any candidates running who are worth my time/gas wasted driving to vote for them. Perhaps one day I'll get to vote, but not until super partisan democrats/republicans get what they deserve and die in a fiery plane crash or a drunk driver runs them over as they cross the street.


This country needs a new political party badly, one who is interested in the advancement of the United States as a nation and the advancement of the human race as a whole. Instead we elect fools who waste our time and money by arguing over dead babies and which poor people deserve free money and healthcare more.

[Hasbinlulz]

I'm either going to write in Cthulhu or Vermin Supreme, I haven't decided.

Vermin Supreme promises ponies tho, so that's probably going to be how I go.

[Diggles]

I brought you some gems from friend of friend posts on Facebook

‎"OBAMA IS JUST CANCER TO THIS COUNTRY AND ROMNEY IS JUST THE CHEMOTHERAPY WE NEED"
"Romney looks like a president, more than Obama does"
"ABORTION IS BAD GOD WANTS YOU TO HAVE THAT BABY"
"Kanye West would be a better president than these 2"
"People were starting to get extreamly butthurt and hippocritical in there"

[Reiker000]

the one thats not

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/394057_10151300988150359_1066891072_n.jpg

(thx hitchens)

[McMuffins]

MCMUFFIN 2012 ALSO I'D MAKE WHATSHERNUTS FROM HARRY POTTER TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF.

[JerSar]

MCMUFFIN 2012 ALSO I'D MAKE WHATSHERNUTS FROM HARRY POTTER TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF.

I'm in agreement with her taking her clothes off, you can be President. Her name is Emma Watson.