MCMUFFIN UR A PIECE OF SHIT

[John2020]

U PIECE OF SHIT MCMUFFIN , KEPT KSING ME IN QEYNOS HILL, GETTING SO FED UP, THEN HE LOGS OFF WIHOTU RESPONDING TO ME

IF U KNOW MCMUFFIN TELL HIM TO STOP AND TO LOG ON AND COME IN HERE LIKE A MAN

[John2020]

IM FKUCKING WAITING, I ALSO WANT ALL THE LOOT THAT I COULD HAVE GOT

[Hasbinlulz]

this is either a really bad troll or a very real situation, either way:

/popcorn

[Diggles]

Update: John2020 dies of cardiac arrest,

[bamzal]

John if you play on red you can just kill mcmuffin

[Thana8088]

I can't believe he didnt title it "DO U KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?"

What a waste. :(

[Autotune]

What a waste.

[Doors]

A+ thread.

[Hasbinlulz]

John2020:

http://i.imgur.com/9m3Wt.jpg

[Ele]

petition him for clean naming violation, but then he would disappear forever

[John2020]

Im sorry but until this situation is taken care of by GMS and hes no longer on the server I have uninstalled the game

thanks a lot mcmuffin i couldhave had fun on the server

its people like him who make me want to die

[dredge]

can I borrow your stuff?

[John2020]

yeah right so you can give it to mcmuffin probably knowingthe people on this server

[Autotune]

Im sorry but until this situation is taken care of by GMS and hes no longer on the server I have uninstalled the game

thanks a lot mcmuffin i couldhave had fun on the server

its people like him who make me want to die

makes me want you to die too.

[John2020]

WTF WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME, I HOPE SOMEONE KSES YOU ONE DAY, YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO HAVE THE GAME

[John2020]

OH I GET IT AUTOTUNE IS MCMUFFIN CAN SOME GM PLEASE LOOK IN TO THIS AND BAN THIS GUY

[John2020]

AND BY THE WAY MY EX GF IS WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT TATOOED FREAK IN YOUR AVATAR

[Bubbles]

AND BY THE WAY MY EX GF IS WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT TATOOED FREAK IN YOUR AVATAR

ok now that's going too far. You can call him a mcmuffin all you want, but you're not going to disparage Stealin's taste in women on my watch.

[Autotune]

ok now that's going too far. You can call him a mcmuffin all you want, but you're not going to disparage Stealin's taste in women on my watch.

Thanks :)

[Hasbinlulz]

ok now that's going too far. You can call him a mcmuffin all you want, but you're not going to disparage Stealin's taste in women on my watch.
Wow. Bubbles out of left field to white knight Stealin. If you asked me yesterday, I would have said this would be a near impossible event. The truth, ladies and gents, is apparently stranger than fiction (i.e. you can't write this shit).

[dredge]

this mcmuffin guy sounds bad, thanks for warning us man

[Blotto]

John2020 is in FE

[kazima441]

John2020 2012!

[Grahm]

stealin i have to agree. prolly the worst chick youve had that i can remember

[Fistn]

naw stealins GF is a lock, i dated her a few years back. she freakay!!! hey stealin you ever do that one thing with her on a microwave? with a spoon? and a wig on your butt?

[Autotune]

Wow. Bubbles out of left field to white knight Stealin. If you asked me yesterday, I would have said this would be a near impossible event. The truth, ladies and gents, is apparently stranger than fiction (i.e. you can't write this shit).

eh? Me and bubbles have always been cool. I'm straight with him and he is straight with me.

Not everyone only knows me for my RnF celebrity side.

[Autotune]

stealin i have to agree. prolly the worst chick youve had that i can remember
http://i48.tinypic.com/2rx8su8.jpg

Well, idk about worst. None of them have been particularly ugly and I don't think any have really out-shined the others sooo....

Personally, I think this chick is one of the more beautifulishnesst women I've chose so far.

[Fistn]

crank the timer up to 2:00 and let it ride namean stealin?

[Autotune]

crank the timer up to 2:00 and let it ride namean stealin?

no.

[John2020]

after a nap i feel a lot better, and after seeing this side of mcmuffin i feel a whole lotbetter!!!!

why should i be so upset over getting ksed by someone who is so low but post pictures of women as their avatar????

from here on i will take what happens to me in game much better and i hope to see you all in game

Thank you project1999 i love this server. I LOVE EQ!! Farewell everyone and mcmuffin stay away from qeynos hills you dont want to some day KS the wrong man!!

farewell ill see you all in game!!

[Conky]

Mcmuffin guy you say, I heard he also has an alt in EC that goes by the name Ijjilliiijjjllliiilljjjiii., he's a real hardcore auction guy.

[Diggles]

mcmuffin != stealin

sorry dickbag mcgee

[Tarathiel]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2rx8su8.jpg

Well, idk about worst. None of them have been particularly ugly and I don't think any have really out-shined the others sooo....

Personally, I think this chick is one of the more beautifulishnesst women I've chose so far.

isnt she a suicide girl?

[Furniture]

lol john2020 hit me up in game - Furniture

[Fistn]

Bipolar?

[dredge]

yeah right so you can give it to mcmuffin probably knowingthe people on this server

I promise I won't and I'll warn others of his evil

[Autotune]

isnt she a suicide girl?

prob, i just seen it on google images and picked it.

[Acrux Bcrux]

did minyin have to reroll again here and he cant handle it?

[Hailto]

Should be an age requirement for this game.

[kastan]

Thoroughly entertaining, should archive this thread or something....

[Heebee]

AUTOTUNE IS MCMUFFIN

What this guy said ^

[Autotune]

What this guy said ^

<object width="16" height="16" class="hark_player">
<param name="movie" value="http://cdn.hark.com/swfs/player_16x16.swf?pid=bbhlvpvlqn"/>

this shit prob won't work, so if not

http://www.hark.com/clips/bbhlvpvlqn-hey-hey-its-you-mcmuffin

[dredge]

prob, i just seen it on google images and picked it.

here is your next avatar bro:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uhsrqTg71r4ikp8o1_500.jpg

[Autotune]

here is your next avatar bro:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uhsrqTg71r4ikp8o1_500.jpg

if it weren't for the silly doodles on her face, yeah prob so.

[Karafa]

^ way better looking then the chubby semi asian chick with fat arms.

[dredge]

^ way better looking then the chubby semi asian chick with fat arms.

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/jessica-clark?before=1338233804
guess her name is Jessica Clark, that is probably her best pic

[Hasbinlulz]

i can't think of anything that screams "i have cystic acne and women are terrified by my hideous appearance irl" than making your avatar a "hot chick" on an everquest emulator server

[Tanthallas]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2rx8su8.jpg

Well, idk about worst. None of them have been particularly ugly and I don't think any have really out-shined the others sooo....

Personally, I think this chick is one of the more beautifulishnesst women I've chose so far.

I agree with Stealin this time.

[Tanthallas]

What this guy said ^

Also agree.

[Lexical]

Well she most certainly isn't ugly.

[Hasbinlulz]

Well she most certainly isn't ugly.
Well up most certainly isn't down.

[Tanthallas]

debateable

[Lexical]

debateable

Maybe you need to see her from another angle?
http://data.whicdn.com/images/18991955/247154_217936788241260_217929428241996_688037_5617 731_n_thumb.jpg

[Lexical]

or how about this one?
http://s1.favim.com/orig/8/cute-girl-hair-piercing-tattoo-Favim.com-169819.jpg

[Lexical]

But I do agree, she can't compare to this
http://www.851facebook.com/images/tattoo-3-d-squid-octopuss-sexy-blue-hair-girl-facebook-timeline-cover-banner-picture-photo-for-fb-profile.jpg

[Sodapop]

do you live somewhere where tattooed chicks is uncommon and its some kinda fucked up fetish thing?

Come to Austin and blow your load all day and night.

[Lexical]

do you live somewhere where tattooed chicks is uncommon and its some kinda fucked up fetish thing?

Come to Austin and blow your load all day and night.

That hell hole is nothing more than a tourist trap. :(

[John2020]

shoo-bee-doo-wop LOL

[Tanthallas]

...

[Lexical]

...

Okay! Okay! That last one was a little too avant-garde. How about this one then?
http://data.whicdn.com/images/1867691/hot_girls_with_tattoos_57_large.jpg

[Lexical]

No, you're right. You're right. Too much skin showing. We gotta keep it classy.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Uvnm2M06J7E/TZTiPCAI92I/AAAAAAAAAEM/1bEcy8BkWds/s1600/sexy-tattoo-girls10.jpg

[Sodapop]

welcome to atx
http://www.burningangel.com/media/free/photos/400x330-2040.jpg

[Sodapop]

she gets fucked in the ass at the end.

[Lexical]

I guess that is why they call it a "rear end!" :D

[Safon]

Sodapop I saw your geared carcass rotting at the bottum of the hole with the rest of those who dropped in to die at the hands of Yael and his chums. I lol'd

[Sodapop]

I lol'd too at you're faggot comment. thanks for reminding me his corpse is there ill prob forget anyways

[Safon]

I lol'd too at you're faggot comment. thanks for reminding me his corpse is there ill prob forget anyways

your*

[dredge]

this is what those fine tattooed 20 years olds turn into:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UlI4LKo72Wk/Tzc5xOigl_I/AAAAAAAAAx0/dwZ4sA7k91g/s640/article-0-005d100e0000044c-157_468x677_9ssoc_1822.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpmgfXir1r0sr2yo1_500.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpj6N0YP1r0sr2yo1_1280.jpg

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/503.$plit/C_71_article_1051520_image_list_image_list_item_0_ image.jpg?28%2F05%2F2008%2011%3A47%3A03%3A088

just saying

[dredge]

http://www.celebdelacream.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/article-1373606-0B77FA8B00000578-408_634x59-h7.jpg

Rawrl

[Lexical]

studies have shown posting "hot chick pix" on everquest message boards is directly proportional to how terrified of women the postee is irl, as well as his likelihood of suffering from male pattern baldness

Hear that dredge? You have a high chance of going bald! BALD!!!

[Hasbinlulz]

http://www.celebdelacream.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/article-1373606-0B77FA8B00000578-408_634x59-h7.jpg

Rawrl
i'd hit it

[Black Jesus]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A3_yEN6CUAEuaWI.jpg

[Hasbinlulz]

http://i.imgur.com/vu3Eq.png

[Tarathiel]

studies have shown posting "hot chick pix" on everquest message boards is directly proportional to how terrified of women the postee is irl, as well as his likelihood of suffering from male pattern baldness

or they are just secure enough in their own sexuality that they can share their appreciation of the female body without fear of being branded a basement dwelling masturbater like the above poster

[Alawen]

or they are just secure enough in their own sexuality that they can share their appreciation of the female body without fear of being branded a basement dwelling masturbater like the above poster

Basement-dwelling masturbater seems much more likely.

[dredge]

Why can't I be both guy's? Geez, always trying to confine me with labels.

[Lexical]

True that Dredge. Why can't I appreciate the beauty of human form and masturbate furiously everyday?

[John2020]

OK ITS APPARENT NOBODY IS GOING TO LOOK AT MY STORY, IVE DECIDED I AM GOING TO QUIT, THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE, AND IF YOU WOULD READ MY STORY I POSTED HERE

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=87701

IT WILL BE MY LAST WORDS OF WISDOM


SEE YOU ALL IN EVERQUEST NEXT


PS ID REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU GUYS WOULD FINISH THE STORY IN MY MEMORIES

[gotrocks]

This has to be a troll.

[gotrocks]

WTF WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME, I HOPE SOMEONE KSES YOU ONE DAY, YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO HAVE THE GAME

This almost makes me sad.

AND BY THE WAY MY EX GF IS WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT TATOOED FREAK IN YOUR AVATAR

This actually does make me sad.

and why the hell are you typing in caps?

i swear this guy has to be a troll. a good one too. this thread was very entertaining up until page 6 or so

[Hasbinlulz]

a good troll? this guy?

[gotrocks]

a good troll? this guy?

Tell me this guys tears didnt make you laugh.

That gets a "good" rating from me anyday.

[Hasbinlulz]

smh y'all, smh.

[Lexical]

This has to be a troll.

wrong! It is actually a work of satire. John2020 is poking fun at how BDA, FE, and TMO are always squabbling over pixels and raid mobs. He is comparing them to someone complaining about mobs being KSed from him at the lower levels. He then set his sights on roleplaying. All in all, John2020 is the P99 satirist.

[Grahm]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2rx8su8.jpg

Well, idk about worst. None of them have been particularly ugly and I don't think any have really out-shined the others sooo....

Personally, I think this chick is one of the more beautifulishnesst women I've chose so far.

when you blow it up like that, i take back everything ive ever said.

[Alexu]

I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time. Classic.

[Magevro]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2rx8su8.jpg

Well, idk about worst. None of them have been particularly ugly and I don't think any have really out-shined the others sooo....

Personally, I think this chick is one of the more beautifulishnesst women I've chose so far.

She's uhh...actually a stickam pornstar-type. Lots of videos and stuff.

[Autotune]

She's uhh...actually a stickam pornstar-type. Lots of videos and stuff.

Didn't even know.

[radditsu]

when you blow it up like that, i take back everything ive ever said.

Boobs too white 2/10

[McMuffins]

HEY MAN IF YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THESE GUNS ON MY ARMS THEN DONT PULL FREE MOBS TO MY PERSONAL BUBBLE