Presidential Debates Thread - RnF Edition

[Hasbinlulz]

I totally though that the Coca-Cola draconian overlord was obviously very charismatic and rhetorically superior, but I think that the Pepsi Co. draconian overlord totally had his facts together and presented them more coherantly.

Discuss.

[Raavak]

I am upset the RC Cola draconian overlord was not allowed to debate. Just because he's not as well-known as the other two doesn't mean he isn't a viable candidate with serious points to make.

[radditsu]

Draconians? Are we living in DragonLance? I hope they don't explode. That really sucks when you kill one and they explode.

[Ephirith]

Ignorant rednecks: 1
Leeches, ticks, and immigrants: 0

[Ferok]

Ignorant rednecks: 1
Leeches, ticks, and immigrants: 0

I enjoyed this.

[Hasbinlulz]

Draconians? Are we living in DragonLance? I hope they don't explode. That really sucks when you kill one and they explode.
If we were in Krynn, I would have made a White Robed Wizard of High Sorcery vs. Black Robed Wizard of High Sorcery comparison instead of using (lol) "draconian," a commonly used English adjective (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Draconian).

[Soleryn]

If we were in Krynn, I would have made a White Robed Wizard of High Sorcery vs. Black Robed Wizard of High Sorcery comparison instead of using (lol) "draconian," a commonly used English adjective (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Draconian).

Well then Raavak would be upset that the Red Robed Wizard was not allowed to debate.

[Hasbinlulz]

Well then Raavak would be upset that the Red Robed Wizard was not allowed to debate.
Actually the point was kind of that white and black are each their own version of crazy powermongering fools (obama and romney, in the proposed analogy), and it was mostly the red that speak any sense, but I realize that would be a reach even for a DL fan. :D

[godbox]

i voted for harry potter

[Slave]

Ignorant rednecks: 1
Leeches, ticks, and immigrants: 0

It's really more like

Ignorant rednecks: 28% chance of win
Leeches and immigrants: 72% chance of win

[Hasbinlulz]

That's actually quite canny, Reiker.

[Tasslehofp99]

Both presidential candidates are rich pricks who want to keep poor people poor and rich people rich, why even give them the satisfaction of having us argue over which ones better? They're both the same, lame figureheads in a giant puppetshow with no real control or power, just a face.


republicans and democrats alike are both the same, dont care about this country fuck both of them and fuck this broken american system of government. what we've got today is so far from what the founding fathers intended its not even funny anymore.

[Tasslehofp99]

It's really more like

Ignorant rednecks: 28% chance of win
Leeches and immigrants: 72% chance of win

lol

[Lucky]

Americans don't like to have have more than 2 options when they have to make a choice. McDonalds or Burger King? Coke or Pepsi? Ford or Chevrolet? Verizon or AT&T?

This is a duopoly and basically the board members of each company just switch sides every so often.

[deneauth]

I don't like Obama because he is a Kenyan Muslim terrorist and wants to give my tax dollars to poor people derp.

Vote for Obama or don't I don't care he is going to win anyway. Unless states pass more laws to suppress minority voters.

[Humerox]

I mean if you're stupid enough to drink Coca Cola you shouldn't be allowed to vote; if you've ever see someone disassembling a fountain cola machine make sure you go an take a peek at what's inside the hoses in the machine -- fucking DISGUSTING.

Well consider this.

1. Between yogurt, maraschino cherries, jams, cakes, and tomato products, you've probably consumed at least one pound of red dye in your life. That means that you've also ingested at least 70,000 cochineal beetles.

2. Vanilla and raspberry flavors might be enhanced by "castoreum," a mixture of the anal secretions and urine of beavers. It's also found in perfume.

The FDA-approved product is categorized under "natural flavoring," so you won't know if you're eating it.

3. Isinglass, or dried fish bladder, gives beer its golden glow.

4. L-Cysteine is an amino acid often used in dough conditioners, which softens mass-produced breads. It is made from human hair or duck feathers. 80 percent of L-cysteine is made of human hair.

5. its legally OK to have up to 19 maggots and 74 mites in a 3.5-ounce can of mushrooms.

6. You may know propylene glycol as anti-freeze; you know, the stuff that you have to be careful that your dog doesn’t lap up when you have a leak? It snuggles in low fat and extra creamy ice creams right next to the beaver butt molecules.



Don't think about what you eat. Have another hot-dog.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/18/article-0-141DFE2B000005DC-360_638x436.jpg

As for the presidential vote? Well, you have have Obama, who doesn't care too much for you...or Romney, who's probably been for or against everything at one time or another, and really doesn't give a shit about you.

What he wants you to think.
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/183927.jpg


The truth.
http://whatwouldjackdo.net/images/romney-prevaricator.jpg