The best way to settle raid mobs.

[Strifer]

Okay guys, for once I will not use pictures since im super serious guys.

We should get all BDA, TMO, whoever the hell wants to raid.

Get them in the arena once a week.

Have one member from each guild in the ring.

And rap battle.

Thats right, rap battles would serve not only as figuring out who can take down trakanon in thirty seconds this week as well as entertain the server entirely.

It'd be like rnf would decide who would raid. I would support it.

[Sirken]

i support rap battles for content disputes :P

[hatelore]

This is not a bad idea. I am looking at the cards and I see success in your future.

[Raavak]

Or we could have a walk-off.
Old school rules.
First model walks, second model duplicates, then elaborates.

[Ravager]

+1

[Lexical]

Will they be preplanned raps or will it be more freestyle?

[Strifer]

I say we get on vent and let the server decide

[hatelore]

Freestyle is the only way to go. This ain't no research project! Its a duel! With raps.

[Strifer]

Question is who would make for the best rap battles....

[philbertpk]

i be flowin. like water bruh

[Servellious]

Pretty sure Sadad Shariff will win every single battle.

[Tarathiel]

i support rap battles for content disputes :P

[Strifer]

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[Versus]

Xasten for rap_battle_contestant_#1

http://i.imgur.com/YAH3x.gif

[Versus]

Shamelessly stolen from the more clever, Elethia.

[Nivar Quartz]

Or we could have a walk-off.
Old school rules.
First model walks, second model duplicates, then elaborates.

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zavgk2_BJs

[Sadad]

Yeah, I heard the guildleader of BDA was a rapper IRL

[Tasslehofp99]

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lol

[Strifer]

Haha fuckin blubies


Uh-oh...one of those commies seems to have no sense of humor. GB2 your low pop server pinko

[runlvlzero]

Lol I am ok with rap battles as a form of pvp.

[Woodcon Valor]

have you tried the red server? growing population and PERMANENT 75% exp bonus u can battle for your raid mobs as you see fit

[Tarathiel]

have you tried the red server? growing population and PERMANENT 75% exp bonus u can battle for your raid mobs as you see fit

what is this red server you speak of? this is the first ive heard of such a thing! 75% xp bonus for real?? that sounds so classic, where do i sign up?

[Gustoo]

Well its definitely EQ hard mode just like p99, so its harder than classic since all the classic dumb stuff like no permanent compass are in place, with non classic things that make the game even more difficult. But otherwise its pretty classic. The EXP bonus is not classic at all, on classic it was way easier to level because you could always get groups, also on classic you didn't have to bother to level because you could just pvp at level 2 and it was hilarious.

But as far as blue 99 vs red 99, red is definitely way better since at the very least you don't really have to whine to anyone to figure out who gets to kill a dragon or whatever.

[Gustoo]

But I also support rap battles.

[radditsu]

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Let me break it down for you
Clarence = Stealin aka silly and useless
Merlin = Altari aka can turn any stinky anti tmo turd into gold.
Brak(the casual part) and Dad(hardcore part)= The lovable BDA, wins the rap battle by staying true to itself.
Ceelo Green as an alien monster guy = TMO, flashy and talented but ultimately a failure to secure that rap battle prize.


One of these days I may explain the symbolism on Mr. BocBaGawk to the Classic EQ raiding scene.




I loved The Brak Show.

[Nordenwatch]

I nominate Rapper, the bard.
Rapper has an erudite illusion mask.
He can selos.

what more do you want?

[dragonfists]

this would be great, even one time for lolz

[Strifer]

I for one would love to see Woodcon v Jeremy. just me tho