My brain = 9000++ monkeys on a typewriter

[Lucky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

if i wriet a program that generates all possible full color bitmaps of arbitrary size eventually i will create the full works of shakespeare

[Daldolma]

"Primate behaviorists Cheney and Seyfarth remark that real monkeys would indeed have to rely on chance to have any hope of producing Romeo and Juliet. Monkeys lack a theory of mind and are unable to differentiate between their own and others' knowledge, emotions, and beliefs. Even if a monkey could learn to write a play and describe the characters' behavior, it could not reveal the characters' minds and so build an ironic tragedy.[10]"

Thanks Cheney and Seyfarth, A+ contribution.

[Lucky]

computer > monkey cuz u can tell it wutdo.

[Hasbinlulz]

Why is this a theory that has its own wikipedia article? Don't you basically learn this in 4th grade math class when they teach you probability?
Yeah dipshit, they also teach you about gravity and magnets and shit, but they don't just tell you once and hope you remember, that information is actually in books and shit. A book is a collection of paper with printed words, usually bound in a tougher material.

[knix]

i can't look at anything posting from this op because of his zit post.
All i can see is the zit pic
/gag

[Hasbinlulz]

Hasbin maybe you should take the laws of probability by the horns and spend the rest of your life mashing keys; it's probably the only chance you'll ever have of potentially writing anything intelligent.
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