this is why you can't get laid

[karsten]

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/05/alt-text-nice-guys-guide

actually a pretty good article, you should take it to heart!

[Brut]

Here I was thinking it was due to me not going out the door unless I need to replenish canned food reserves.

[Ektar]

nice guys finish last! And usually by themselves in the bathroom.

[Bruman]

My problem is that I got married.

But I'm an idiot, and idiots do stupid things. Like get married.

[Shannacore]

My problem is that I got married.

But I'm an idiot, and idiots do stupid things. Like get married.

:(

[Kinamur1999]

Off topic is one forum down karsten.

Honestly you must make 3-4 non eq related posts in the rants and flames a day, what the fuck?

[ShadowWulf]

Article is full of shit anyways, its been shown generics behavior plays a huge role in the bad guy getting the girl and the nice guy getting the shaft.

I can be a right asshole though so getting laid was never an issue.

[astarothel]

http://www.newton.cx/~peter/docs/ladder-corr.html

[karsten]

Off topic is one forum down karsten.

Honestly you must make 3-4 non eq related posts in the rants and flames a day, what the fuck?

hey fuck you pal

[karsten]

p.s. lol @ the ladder theory

[redghosthunter]

I enjoyed this Thread :) Its not that we nerds cant use our vast expansive brain power to create alternate, Bad Guy persona's that any woman would die for... We nerds just prefer to BE WHO WE ARE !!! AM I RIGHT !!! :P

[Kinamur1999]

hey fuck you pal

Trying to get laid hard with the asshole theory!

[karsten]

that's more like it!

[redghosthunter]

Kinamur.. your playing right into Kalson's-- Bad Guy Persona.... Now the ladies will fly to him... what a NERD :P U go NERD !!

[Kinamur1999]

Dammit karsten! You win this round

[km2783]

I've performed an experiment on my girlfriend that coincides with this a bit.

If i'm really nice to her all the time, give in to whatever she wants, while at first happy with getting what she wants, she eventually starts treating me like shit, trying to walk all over me, run things, etc.

If I'm an asshole, and take none of her shit, she gets super lovey-dovey, makes me breakfast, cleans more, does some of MY chores for me, and actually seems happier.

I don't mean an abusive asshole that calls her names, demeans her, etc. Just assertive, sometimes arrogant, challenging, even abrasive, and all the other things society generally associates with an "asshole".

[Dabamf]

I always thought I couldn't get laid because I have a poopsock hanging from my bedpost

[km2783]

I always thought I couldn't get laid because I have a poopsock hanging from my bedpost

You're supposed to hide that BEFORE they come over.

[karsten]

really depends on what they're into, dabamf

[Alleusion]

I dunno, I moved all the way from Southern California to Eastern Canada to marry a nerdy nice guy....that I met on EQ...

[Agaron]

I dunno, I moved all the way from Southern California to Eastern Canada to marry a nerdy nice guy....that I met on EQ...

I think that beats meeting someone on myspace.

[km2783]

I think that beats meeting someone on myspace.

Or, diety-of-choice-or-lack-there-of forbid, Craigslist.

[Shannacore]

I dunno, I moved all the way from Southern California to Eastern Canada to marry a nerdy nice guy....that I met on EQ...

yes!

[jilena]

lol at people who use the "I am too nice" excuse. You aren't too nice just because you kiss her ass and don't give her room to breathe through all the attention you are showering on her. You are more likely than not just a gigantic pussy. The fact that she is fucking some "asshole" instead of you is a direct result of you lying your ass off to get in her pants pretending that you are her friend. News flash: YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE.

Thanks <3

[Yoite]

just piss in house plants

[Shannacore]

Ohhh Zarinaaa...

lawls

[Excision Rottun]

just piss in house plants

Can you get sick from drinking urine?

Even if it is your own?

[Yoite]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061215002122AAiYmn0

[guineapig]

My wife likes giant fighting robots, ninjas, action figures, explosions, strategy board games, and yes, even *sexy times*... I guess I got lucky.