me n tiki (reiker), coolest dreams ever

[karsten]

karstenomg: ready for the worst but also sorta funniest dream ever?
tiki: MY HUMPS MY HUMPS MY HUMPS
tiki: in my dream
tiki: I was having a MFF with some highschool girls
tiki: and God told me it was because I was such a great guy in my past life
tiki: no lie
tiki: what about yours
karstenomg: i had a dream where i was fucking a girl and all of the sudden her eyes glowed red and she reached down and ripped one of my balls off
tiki: nice
karstenomg: and then i looked at her, looked at my balls, and then i made myself grow a new ball in
karstenomg: in place of the one she ripped off
karstenomg: and she was like "holy shit"
karstenomg: i kid you not i dreamt that last night
tiki: our dreams were similar but mine was better imo
tiki: I remember vividly I came in this chicks pussy and the other started eating her out
karstenomg: god bless you
tiki: oh yeah
tiki: and then
tiki: I really had to take a shit
tiki: and I looked all over and there was no men's bathroom
tiki: and I was like fuck this I'm going in the women's
tiki: and there was like 20 chicks in there
tiki: they're all "you can't shit in here"
karstenomg: dreams are awesome

[quido]

I would give up one of my testicles knowing it would never grow back to get Tiki back on the server on a regular basis. He was a great man and a great influence. Long live Tiki!!

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[Wonton]

those are some pretty badass dreams you all have had there.

[Yoite]

Don't know how many of yall use gmail (its awesome) but it has a chat feature, and you can do group chat. Well 3 of my friends and I all have desk jobs so we gmail chat in between phone calls and shit. all kinds of crazy convos. here is one on dreams =) oh ya, for clarity, "Gay" is the nickname i gave my buddy. oh my god and i forgot about the tranny convo, omg omg omg...hehe

me: i dreamed that i was racing the mustang this morning
Gay: Could you shift it?
me: ya i was badass
and my team driver was will ferrall
1:48 PM Gay: hahahahahaaha
me: we were doing 140mph most of the time
Gay: Did he shake and bake you??
me: he mostly just talked
Gay: I hate trying to call people between 12-1
1:49 PM me: and hit on the female driver we were competing with
we were gonna lose because of him
but i woke up
Gay: wow
Sarah: yeah..whoa
me: ya we were doing all badass passing people and dopdging wrecks
1:50 PM and one point there was this crazy wreck and we drove under a car all fast as it fliped over above us
1:51 PM then we cuaght up with the leader, and it was that hot chick that drives profesonally
forget her name
1:52 PM but when we got next to her will just wanted to stay and talk to her instead of passing her
Sarah: okay
i dont believethis
that you really dreamt all this
Gay: Danica Patrick
me: and then she pulled some BS on will about how she couldnt go any faster
and will was like we shouldnt either
and i was like fuck that dude
but thats about right where i woke up
1:53 PM sarah dont be jeslous
my dreams are awesome
Sarah: i am Keaton
im jealous cause you're dreamin bout Danika Patrick
1:54 PM Gay: agreed
1:56 PM me: in the dream before that one i was driving my Z34
Gay: wow
me: i dream about my old cars alot
1:57 PM usually the dream is not solely about the car, but they usually always show up
1:58 PM like there was ALOT more to the mustang dream, but all i can remeber now is the last part of it where we were ine the race
before that i kinda remeber some stuff but it wasnt anywhere as cool as that part
2:00 PM Gay: ANd now you will remember it because you let others know about it
2:01 PM Sarah: hmmm...maybe the cars represent different part/phases of you life and the journey that you are on
me: nah it was probably b/c i was gonna drive it this morning if i went to work
but i didnt
Sarah: yeah..probably so
me: so i dreamed about driving it instead
2:02 PM Gay: And a mustang because you were thinking about brokeback mountain and other gay stuff
Sarah: bahhaaa
Gay: like horses
me: ...
Gay: and Heath Ledger
I knew it
me: or b/c there is a red 88 mustang in my driveway
2:03 PM go watch your tranny porn ben
Gay: Yeah, church it up Keaton. And I borrowed that from you
Are you saying I can have it now??
me: borrowed what from me?
Ladybois 8?
2:04 PM no you cant have it
Gay: The tranny porn. Said it was must see for the storyline or something
Sarah: transexual porn?
2:05 PM what is that really?
wait..whats a transexual?
2:08 PM me: http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=dcb75a28618dbc998a0a
bah
2:09 PM was hoping it would show the video picture like it does for youtube links
Sarah: i cant see it anyways..im at work
its blocked
me: ya i know, that why i was hoping for the picture
2:10 PM Gay: I have no desire to see that pic after having a discussion about tranny porn
2:11 PM A Tranny is someone who changes their sex by either operation or dressing up/makeup
2:12 PM Sarah: so...if a girl become a guy..and a guy becomes a girl...and they make porn...is that considered tranny porn?
2:14 PM me: hmm
i guess
Gay: Like... wait... That's a good question...
Cause Trannies are gay...
me: ya kinda has me stumped lol
2:15 PM Sarah: im just makin conversation....i really dont care about the answer
Gay: And that would be the weirdest straight relationship on the planet
me: well trannys in general confuse me but ya
2:17 PM Gay: I think they are pretty confused themselves
me: LOL
2:19 PM Sarah has left