HOW TO WIN AT RAIDING.

[Strifer]

Ok guys seems like a lot of people are having a hard time beating bosses and such so imma teach you all. So you hit level sixty and youre sad...take exhibit a.
http://i.imgur.com/rwZFb.png
And then you have to find a bunch of people to play with such as exhibit b
http://i.imgur.com/7QW2g.png
and then you go in front of a boss mob as shown in exhibit c, cept dont get too close as shown in pic because youll be retarded and die unless youre a monk i guess they can do that and look like they die.
http://i.imgur.com/hBB3y.png
Now you have to buff up for forty five minutes because goddamnit steve forgot to bring his shaman and now bill has to buff everyone with fucking talisman and holy shit people are leaving since it isnt an expressway to pixels anymore.
http://i.imgur.com/GrI0m.gif
And then you have to kill it with ur friends(main tank only shown)
http://i.imgur.com/BBJ01.jpg
Once thats done take ten minutes to circlejerk with each other.
http://i.imgur.com/PYjHq.jpg
Now you might get some loot and there are two options kay now first u can actually get things that you can use and have thirty year old men have dirty thoughts of you in ec tunnel since they have to work dead end jobs with two kids they hate and cant devote time to get a vp key.
http://i.imgur.com/7wcwV.jpg
Or Ninja that shit and sell it and make an alt since ur name will be ruined on the forums lol.
http://i.imgur.com/up9fo.png

And thats about it...Hope you learned something dummy.
OR OF COURSE LISTEN TO NOTHING I SAY AND JOIN TMO. ALL HAIL TMO AS OUT SERVER OVERLORDS ASSIMILATION IS IMMININT RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

ALL HAIL TMO
http://ivarfjeld.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/muslim-prayer-temple-mount.jpg

[Thana8088]

Nice app, but recruiting is still closed. Sorry. :(

[Daliant17447]

is that elijah wood in the 2nd picture!?!?

[Ele]

That picture of Frodo is not indicative of all Halfling activities.

[Happyfeet]

That picture of Frodo is not indicative of all Halfling activities.

[Barkingturtle]

There are several competitors: the Asian in the stupid fucking hat; the construction bro demonstrating his fisting technique; the twink cop; the fireman with the AIDS.

But they gayest thing about that picture is Frodo's man-purse. What the fuck? Might as well just Goatse yourself onstage at a Cher concert.

[Alarti0001]

Gorilla's are fucking terrifying.

[Naerron]

Haha look how tightly clenched frodo's fists are, he is fuckinh PISSED about that photo

[Hasbinlulz]

exhibit a.
http://i.imgur.com/rwZFb.png
RL picture of Alarti confirmed.

[JenJen]

will rnf in 2014 be full of tmo hate?

[azxten]

There is another choice. You could just reroll because raid scene here sucks cock. Yes, even if you are in TMO. Raiding with TMO means racing to login along with the 50 other characters camped at every raid mob.

The mob will be dead in about 3 seconds and you might get some loot. Whatever. The point is that the challenge is completely gone from raiding and so what's the point? I've never understood the fascination with loot once content has been trivialized. The whole point of loot is to make that content a bit easier until you finally have it on "farm status." However, Kunark has been on farm status for basically every top guild for the last year.

However, if you're in TMO you will still be expected to wake up in the middle of the night because NO ONE should be allowed to get another raid mob. It's really pathetic and that is why I rescinded my TMO app and rerolled. I don't have anything against TMO or any of its members. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be the top raid guild and getting as many kills as possible. I'm just saying, the raid scene here sucks cock, no matter which guild you are in.

[somnia]

Another person butthurt that TMO spends the time to dominate raid scene here.

This thread gets 6.5/10

[Strifer]

Another person butthurt that TMO spends the time to dominate raid scene here.

This thread gets 6.5/10

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