Another terrible thread by Aim Ace

[AimAce]

Is there a guild on EQ that would allow someone in another guild to raid with them on a regular basis? I know this is the dumbest question ever, but please bear with me for a second.

I don't want to leave my guild because I am a prima donna and I also want to raid because I am bored of leveling a warrior solo.

This next part is going to get even dumber, so please only read ahead if you are seriously interested in bashing me, laughing, or genuinely interested in listening to my crazy late night pleas.

Long story short; my guild only has 1 member atm since everyone quit since I suck but I don't want to leave it because its got the best name and my signature is really pretty much the best.

The other issue is I am a war that is unable to tank as I have not leveled taunt, or 1hs, or dw, and thus have absolutely no aggro generation.

Yes this is probably the dumbest thing you've ever heard, but let me explain myself.

I play this game for fun, not for "omg max/min is my laif." I have played max/min on every game previous to this, and I have been a theory crafter in multiple games, most recently Rift and Tera. So no, I am not just a noob who thinks "OMG WAR IS THE BEST DPS LOL GAIS LOL"

I have the most fun playing 2hs war dps because of whatever personal reasons. Now, that being said, I also realize it is very very bad. In terms of dps, warriors are below rogues/wizards/monks, and in terms of warrior dps, 2hs is the terribaddest until AAs which will never exist.

But this is not the point, if you really want to discuss why I am bad and deserve to leave the server forever, I am okay with discussing it, but flames aside,

Is there some crazy guild out there that would let a non-guild member raid with them on a regular basis (aside from OPEN RAIDS which are NOT what I am looking for)?

[Lron]

This guys is actually funny. You should play EQmac.

[AimAce]

I actually wouldn't mind playing EQmac if it wasn't for the fact that I'd be starting fresh, the server isn't "new" anymore, and I'd be at an even greater disadvatage there (aside from AAs which significantly boost warrior dps in terms of 2hs)

[runlvlzero]

Test server had a "Test Friends" alliance, maybe you could create something like that between all the non <TMO> guilds...

Otherwise you got to min/max and batphone to raid on B99.

Raiding sux anyways, just camp fungi's in seb and have fun handing them out to newbies for free to piss off the hard core players.

[quido]

Whatever makes you firm!

[AimAce]

I just want to have fun while swimming in a pool of pixels and virtual dragon corpses. Is it so wrong to want to both wield a giant disproportionate sword as a warrior while tea bagging a giant winged lizard?

[Ilakje]

If you weren't so vocal about how terrible you are you could probably sneak a decent app with modest attendance past one of the big boys. You will however have to wear a significantly shittier sounding guild tag. That's just unavoidable, bro.

[runlvlzero]

AimAce probably has more skill then all of you making it this far with such an intentional handicap.

[AimAce]

I have 3 warriors on p99 and my main on live was a warrior too lol. Anyways...yea I know I could probably join a decent guild if I apped (I'm as neckbeard as the next guy, no job and university isn't in session yet) but my guilds name is not only awesome but also carries sentimental value. Am I just screwed I have this regard?

[AimAce]

Am I just screwed in this regard**- damn you auto correct

[Sirbanmelotz]

Come to red dawg these guys are homo

[Jenithia]

I see you all the time running around in EC as if you actually ARE covered in bees and it cracks me up so much. I love it!

[Hailto]

Come to red dawg these guys are homo

Im sure he spent a year getting an item on blue, just to start playing on red. Makes sense.

[Messianic]

Come to red dawg we're homo