Loke
05-24-2010, 02:48 PM
... your days of getting raid mobs are over.
We here at "Dark Ascension Research and Development: Mob Claiming Division" have been tirelessly working to adapt cutting edge, Cold War era technology into our overall raid strategy; most notably in reference to the claiming of raid mobs. Through slight manipulation, an American plan to claim the Moon before the Soviets has now become our newest method for claiming contested content. With that in mind, we have created and hope to begin testing our first prototype of the "FUCC-YEW2 (Flag Used to Claim Content You Evidently Wanted Too) Mob Claiming Rocket."
If our calculations are correct, the implementation of this technology will afford us at a minimum 97.8%* of all raid mobs on the Project1999 server. The end is nigh, IB... please reference the image below for details:
*97.8% figured gained through research which consisted of me watching "The Life and Times of Time" while eating a bowl of Capt. Crunch.
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7738/mobclaim.jpg
Note: This message is NOT approved by <DA> and is the sole creation of... me.
We here at "Dark Ascension Research and Development: Mob Claiming Division" have been tirelessly working to adapt cutting edge, Cold War era technology into our overall raid strategy; most notably in reference to the claiming of raid mobs. Through slight manipulation, an American plan to claim the Moon before the Soviets has now become our newest method for claiming contested content. With that in mind, we have created and hope to begin testing our first prototype of the "FUCC-YEW2 (Flag Used to Claim Content You Evidently Wanted Too) Mob Claiming Rocket."
If our calculations are correct, the implementation of this technology will afford us at a minimum 97.8%* of all raid mobs on the Project1999 server. The end is nigh, IB... please reference the image below for details:
*97.8% figured gained through research which consisted of me watching "The Life and Times of Time" while eating a bowl of Capt. Crunch.
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7738/mobclaim.jpg
Note: This message is NOT approved by <DA> and is the sole creation of... me.