Michael Phelps, you smoked pot and lost the Olympics. What now?

[Hasbinlulz]

http://i.imgur.com/rxmvq.jpg

[Charles Manson]

thought provoking

[Lucky]

0 provocation

[AimAce]

Think he meant provoke as in taunts, or insults. It insults thought.

[Hasbinlulz]

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[Clark]

yawn

[Pringles]

....and now what say you.

[afkbandito]

Seems like the comments his teammate made weren't too far off the mark?

[Alawen]

Some people have this idea of reality that is sort of the opposite of reality.

For example, they try to find something to ridicule about the athletic performance of a guy with the most Olympic medals in history.

[Lucky]

michael phelps sux dissapointment to america

[Hasbinlulz]

Alawen, I was making a joke at Phelps expense to provide a reason to post the picture. I am a stoner. Phelps is my fucking hero. Lighten up you fucking tightass mook. God. lol.

[Hasbinlulz]

do you even know what has been happening in anaheim?

[Shannacore]

Can we get a tally of how many times HBB has typed the word 'mook' on these forums in the past week?

[Hasbinlulz]

Shut up mook.

[AimAce]

Hasbinbad i miss your sig

[Lucky]

5 times in past week

[Hasbinlulz]

Hasbinbad i miss your sig
I petitioned to get my account back and have been trying to be a better person, but they haven't lifted the ban on my original account.

[Hasbinlulz]

/banevade

[Charles Manson]

I am a stoner.

truly awful

[Hasbinlulz]

truly awful
awful trolly

[Barkingturtle]

do you even know what has been happening in anaheim?

Botox and anal bleaching, mostly. I just don't get why you're so outraged about it.


Seriously though, I care less about who the cops kill in Anaheim than I do in Oakland, even. Just sayin', that's part of the risk of living in California--along with stuff like earthquakes and mudslides and AIDS. If it meant we could have an ocean, I'd let the Des Moines Police Department execute one innocent person every day, from here to eternity, and I'd learn to surf.

[AimAce]

I can't tell if that is a serious post or not.

[Messianic]

Yeah man people who smoke pot are freaking losers, only 22 medals man

[Hasbinlulz]

I think Messianic missed the point of this post.

[Autotune]

I'd learn to surf.

[visage]

LOL @ I smoke pot. Michael Phelps is a successful pot smoker. Therefore i'm not a loser!!! Yes Michael Phelps can swim fast... I imagine though pot effects his IQ, it probably doesn't hurt it performance while swimming a pool... LOL such a idol amongst pot heads... seriously Snoop dog is much more creditable IMO

[Messianic]

I think Messianic missed the point of this post.

No...I think you missed the point of my post.

http://www.drugwarmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/phelps-medals.png

[Hasbinlulz]

The point of the post was to show people the picture of fascist disneyland, which was fucking awesome. The title was rhetorical, and begged the obvious resolve "I'm going to disneyland!" Which I think went right over your head. Obviously I love Michael Phelps. I would probably be gay for Michael Phelps. You're an idiot.

[Hasbinlulz]

Can we get a tally of how many times HBB has typed the word 'mook' on these forums in the past week?
Shut up, mook.

[quido]

Michael Phelps kicked my dog.

[Barkingturtle]

I would probably be gay for Michael Phelps.

Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.

No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.

[Shannacore]

Barkingturtle for GM

[djstaid]

Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.

No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.

I about lost my drink on my monitors at work /golfclap

[Hasbinlulz]

Let's face it: you do not have the stamina for the kind of ass-fucking he'd dish out. Those swimmer dudes are beasts--ripped beasts chock full of abdominal musculature and seething intensity, roiling the water with their rhythmic undulations.

No, your body is not ready. You should probably start out with like a Chaz Bono, work your way up to a Richard Simmons and maybe, just maybe top out on a Tom Cruise. Anyway, do some fucking sit-ups, fatty.
9/10
Would have been 10 if you included a funny picture.

[Alawen]

Oh, the horror and glory. I laughed for well over a full minute, but I am now left with the mental image of Chaz Bono pumping away on Hasbin's droopy ass.

[Messianic]

The point of the post was to show people the picture of fascist disneyland, which was fucking awesome. The title was rhetorical, and begged the obvious resolve "I'm going to disneyland!" Which I think went right over your head.

No, I just decided to comment on something tangential to the actual post instead of its primary point. That's why the disneyland thing never came up in my comment and is absolutely irrelevant to anything I posted - the fact that you're even taking the time to explain this when I never made an issue of it is so asinine i'm tempted to simply block you to save myself time in the future.

Obviously I love Michael Phelps. I would probably be gay for Michael Phelps. You're an idiot.

And I never claimed you didn't.

Both of these things make you a hypersensitive, annoying idiot who couldn't get that my statement was essentially supporting yours sarcastically.


Now go take care of a fecal impaction or something.

[Vraji]

Some people have this idea of reality that is sort of the opposite of reality.

For example, they try to find something to ridicule about the athletic performance of a guy with the most Olympic medals in history.

This and they try to find excuses to justify their own weed addictions. I.e an Olympic Champion smoked weed there its justified in my life. How about the fucking 10 hours a day of training and hard work he put in to getting to where he was...something that a chrohnic weed smoker will gloss over.

[Hasbinlulz]

Now go take care of a fecal impaction or something.
Oh dude, flawless victory. You really crescendo'd hard on me. oh ow. fecal impaction oh noes.