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Shinko
07-12-2012, 08:33 PM
When an idiot runs a stop sign in the city and gets ticketed by a police officer, what justification does said idiot have in declaring that his punishment somehow favors the guy across town who is obeying the law? Neither event has anything to do with the other.


"Well everyone does it."

"Hi officer. I realize i was driving 20 miles over the speed limit on the freeway.. BUT there are 50 other cars here doing the same thing. I was at the end of the line and happened to be the one you caught. ...you can't give me a ticket for doing what EVERYONE ELSE DOES."

Try that one the next time you are pulled over for speeding.

Tanthallas
07-12-2012, 08:43 PM
I am speeding right now

Harazzer
07-12-2012, 09:30 PM
So sticking with the "speeding ticket" analogies being bandied about... Where do crying and/or showing your tits to the officer fit into the equation?

Dravingar
07-12-2012, 09:31 PM
So sticking with the "speeding ticket" analogies being bandied about... Where do crying and/or showing your tits to the officer fit into the equation?

Or being BFF"s with the sheriff.

Razdeline
07-12-2012, 09:32 PM
Dont forget about princess diana in a donkey suit.

tops419
07-12-2012, 09:38 PM
stupid, gay, ridiculous thread.

Metallikus
07-12-2012, 09:46 PM
eye of zomm scandal 2012

Liukang
07-12-2012, 09:46 PM
im from a little redneck town i read in the paper about people getting DUI's and stuff alot of people know and has seen the sheriffs sons or the supreme court judge's son pulled over and they are known drunks and nothing happens to them . kinda the same thing right ?