a layer of skin on the head of my dick just peeled off

[Charles Manson]

i shoulda worn a rubber

[Bodeanicus]

Stop jacking off without lubrication. Most boys figure this out by age 12. What's your excuse.

[Pico]

bodeanicus again engaging in his favourite topic of discussion, the masturbatory habits of young boys

[Norok]

Its the summer and you had a yeast infection aka crotch rot. Put some Tinactin or other Athelete's food medicine on it. You're fine.

[Lucky]

one time I jerked off with shampoo and got a chemical burn and peeled off like 5 layers of skin (head of my dick included)

was a shitty week cuz couldn't feel anything when I touched myself I was so scared of my little guy (under 4 inches fully erect)

[Hasbinlulz]

Lucky, maybe that's a blessing in disguise so u can stop coming so early.

[Bodeanicus]

bodeanicus again engaging in his favourite topic of discussion, the masturbatory habits of young boys

Implication humor fail. Try again.

[Kassel]

My best friend got circumcised when he was 30 due to a forskin tearing incident. Funniest and most horrible event i have ever heard of. When you get cut in your 30s every boner for 6 months is pain.

[Charles Manson]

Stop jacking off without lubrication.

spoken like a true sexually repressed amateur

[Bodeanicus]

spoken like a true sexually repressed amateur

Derp.

[Tasslehofp99]

My best friend got circumcised when he was 30 due to a forskin tearing incident. Funniest and most horrible event i have ever heard of. When you get cut in your 30s every boner for 6 months is pain.

omg lol