Who else is getting their d!ck sucked tonight ?

[TMFail]

Let's see what we've got here.

[Truth]

saving myself for marriage and still haven't met that "special someone" yet :o

[somnia]

My choice isn't on here:

Girlfriend and her two friends are going to triple team my cock.

[Asher]

My choice isn't on here:

Girlfriend and her two friends are going to triple team my cock.

Which one is gonna hold the magnifying glass?

Asher

[Autotune]

Which one is gonna hold the magnifying glass?

Asher

all my bitches must wear a magnifying monocle.

[Autotune]

http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll360/tippy99/classic%20film/monocle-vintage.jpg

Also, I voted for me. Obviously.

[Truth]

http://www.instructables.com/image/FN7EM2FG23UMR8C/Laser-Monocle-Headpiece.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qwRt0R0vmw0/SK3nFGny8dI/AAAAAAAABYA/QD_uoEVhHj0/s200/Rogge.jpg

http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/3_light-monocle.jpg

[Diggles]

http://blog.weflyspitfires.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/EVE-Monocle-e1309127247660.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

oral sex is a sin.

[Barkingturtle]

Oh man, sounds like TMFail's boyfriend is getting some sloppy, eager head tonight.

You go girl!

[Truth]

oral sex is a sin.

Not in a Christian marriage. (http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/sex-oral.html)


saving myself for marriage and still haven't met that "special someone" yet :o

[Hitchens]

http://i45.tinypic.com/6s40vo.jpg

[Barkingturtle]

She is about to get nailed so hard, her nipples retracted in self-defense.

God must be a biter.

[Sodapop]

it puts the lotion on its skin.