View Full Version : nsfw favourite sexual position?
Truth
04-14-2012, 11:12 PM
mine is cowgurl cuz i dont like rape or hookers half of my enjoyment is hers and if she can ride a cock then its all good
*going to jerk off alone into the sheets tonight*
Dreads
04-15-2012, 06:50 AM
If she knows how to ride then cowgirl, if shes no good then probably doggy.
Nimoorhs
04-15-2012, 09:03 AM
reverse cowgirl > all
inb4 Missionary for the sole purpose of procreation.
Minimang
04-15-2012, 09:27 AM
dog gi
Mine too
http://i.imgur.com/KHniS.jpg
Transient
04-15-2012, 02:34 PM
Doggy takes some skill too. If a girl knows to push her stomach down to the bed and stick her ass up it creates a wonderful sensation.
Barkingturtle
04-15-2012, 02:49 PM
You guys sound like a junior high locker room.
I mean it. You're voices are cracking, there's only the three most basic positions given as options in the poll, you're greasy and you smell like acne. Fucking gross, kids.
That said, the ultimate sexual position is the hucklebuck or the inward grasshopper. Really a toss-up between those two.
FoxxHound
04-15-2012, 03:01 PM
You guys sound like a junior high locker room.
I mean it. You're voices are cracking, there's only the three most basic positions given as options in the poll, you're greasy and you smell like acne. Fucking gross, kids.
That said, the ultimate sexual position is the hucklebuck or the inward grasshopper. Really a toss-up between those two.
One upping is the best.
Barkingturtle
04-15-2012, 03:04 PM
One cupping?
FoxxHound
04-15-2012, 03:04 PM
Should have made it public for everyone to see who voted wat~
Daldolma
04-15-2012, 03:07 PM
If you answer anything other than doggy you're a terrorist commie HBB sympathizer and I hate you.
Humerox
04-15-2012, 04:16 PM
best sexual position is when you're in a position to get some.
;)
Slave
04-15-2012, 04:28 PM
im a vergina
im a virgin svaing myself for the right bitch
i expect will be dogy though once i find ms special
jibekn
04-16-2012, 11:33 AM
gotta jibekn pile drive dat bitch
FoxxHound
04-16-2012, 05:18 PM
Mission yo.
tekniq
04-16-2012, 05:44 PM
wheel barrel...seriously.
Diggles
04-16-2012, 06:33 PM
Indiana Crab Dangle
A sexual position, typically performend between two relatives in southern Indiana, involves corn on the cob and lots of human excrement.
I was driving through Evansville last weekend, I stopped for some lunch and caught this brother giving his sister the Indiana Crab Dangle in the rest room.
FoxxHound
04-16-2012, 06:42 PM
^^Mission is the only way for it to be awesome sauce for peeps like meh~
FoxxHound
04-16-2012, 08:51 PM
u like 2 be choked bb?
By women...
Knuckle
04-16-2012, 09:28 PM
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Bodeanicus
04-16-2012, 09:29 PM
You guys sound like a junior high locker room.
I mean it. You're voices are cracking, there's only the three most basic positions given as options in the poll, you're greasy and you smell like acne. Fucking gross, kids.
That said, the ultimate sexual position is the hucklebuck or the inward grasshopper. Really a toss-up between those two.
What's the mean age here? 17? What did you expect? Half of the people registered here are probably still virgins.
Harrison
04-16-2012, 09:33 PM
Old man thinks everyone are virgins, mad because his dick doesn't work anymore without drugs.
Bodeanicus
04-17-2012, 10:06 AM
Sorry, I didn't hear that. I don't speak Pussynese, anyway.
Truth
04-17-2012, 12:01 PM
im a vergin im saving myself for marriage
btw cuda googled kama sutra but in the end it is basically those 3 unless youre talking about scissoring
Kimm Barely
04-17-2012, 12:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GtTZB.jpg
Truth
04-17-2012, 02:08 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/562561_3776255483880_1201623842_33791539_179787369 7_n.jpg
Falisaty
04-19-2012, 11:42 AM
Face down Ass up FTW!!
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