Best and Worst jobs

[Plaxiglass]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303772904577336230132805276.html

Butcher ranked 192
Dishwasher ranked 193

[HarrisonStillPosting]

Dishwasher is minimum wage slave labor for illegal immigrants.

[Truth]

1 Software Engineer


lol i won life

[Kimmie]

Number 7 job for Kimmie. get@me


/hairflip

[HarrisonStillPosting]

http://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes513021.htm

compared to: rofl....

http://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes359021.htm

I'll take my skilled labor job over minimum wage slave labor for illegal immigrants and children, any day.

[Truth]

198 Enlisted Military Soldier

patriot: i can see why it wud be 198 tho
patriot: cuz they like have u by the balls the moment u sign
patriot: send u to sandy lands
patriot: melts chicks panties off tho

[Truth]

http://www.bls.gov/oes/2008/may/oes151032.htm

[Hitchens]

Chiropracter higher than physicist and biologist.

Terrible.

[Lazortag]

Clocking in at number 10, aww yeeeeaah

[burkemi5]

#30 = Historian. WTF?

[Danyelle]

Plumber is 75...heh

[canker]

sup broooz

16 Petroleum Engineer

all your oil are belong to me

[Tiggles]

My job isnt even on the list.

[Winni]

198, it's def right though.

Working for that paid college y'all.

[Doublestep]

1 Software Engineer


lol i won life

[HarrisonStillPosting]

Summer job: 143 Computer Service Technician

Currently going to school for: 60 Aerospace Engineer / 66 Mechanical Engineer

Harrison permanently: 192 Butcher

Can't pay rent, ingests drugs from strangers on the internet, washes dishes to just barely pay rent.

You're going places in life.

[Doublestep]

Can't pay rent, ingests drugs from strangers on the internet, washes dishes to just barely pay rent.

You're going places in life.

had child out of wedlock, hated by nearly everyone in a video game community, capped his career at glorified meat slicing machine

You're going places in life.

[HarrisonStillPosting]

Aww how cute, he's defending the subhuman junkie who washes dishes to feed his crippling addictions.

[Doublestep]

Aww how cute, he's defending the subhuman junkie who washes dishes to feed his crippling addictions.

aww, how cute, he's bleating the same bullshit over and over again.

if you say it enough it might become true, kid.

[HarrisonStillPosting]

Might become true? It's already true.

He washes dishes because he can't afford to pay his rent.
He takes copious amounts of drugs and brags about it in IRC everyday. (logs aplenty of this)

Definitely a step above someone financially stable at the same age, definitely....rofl

[Winni]

You guys both seem mad.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pYK_oq5VXGc/ThRy6bv5G3I/AAAAAAAABGE/xEdlNAMObfg/s1600/Oh+Bother.jpg

[Doublestep]

you wont be financially stable for long once your girlfriend (because having a child with a stable relationship is overrated) leaves you with your child and starts sucking money from your woefully small paycheck.

[HarrisonStillPosting]

You have never left your parents' house.

You have no idea how the real world works. Don't try to comment on it.

[Hitchens]

http://i41.tinypic.com/b5pe0j.gif

[HarrisonStillPosting]

How's washing dishes working out for you bro? Must suck balls having to lie to people about what it is you do because you're a minimum wage slave to your filthy habits and addictions.

[Within99]

Number 7 job for Kimmie. get@me


/hairflip

/Getatyou

[Within99]

I assume unemployed is near the absolute bottom?
next to hippie and bum?
MONEY DOESN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS, GUYS!

[Hitchens]

MONEY DOESN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS, GUYS!

But it does ward off misery.

[purest]

Harrison, you cut meat part-time in your 30s. A job of a delinquent high school dropout, and you don't even do it full-time.

Time to follow in your brother's footsteps.

[HarrisonStillPosting]

Purest still afraid to post what it is he does.

Minimum wage slave confirmed.

[purest]

Deflection, the first resort of a bitter part-time meat cutter who hasn't attained full-time employment yet in his 30s. Head your brother's example and cut your losses.

[HarrisonStillPosting]

Purest now knows my hours...

Lol so hilariously bad

[Within99]

But it does ward off misery.

Does it?
Hey man.... it's not your fault.
it's not your fault.

[Smyd]

what a load of horse shit.
Stopped reading after i saw dental hygienist at 4... and somehow they are higher than a dentist himself?

Horse......shit.
And no, in case you're wondering, I'm not in anyway related to that field of work.

[Flunklesnarkin]

what a load of horse shit.
Stopped reading after i saw dental hygienist at 4... and somehow they are higher than a dentist himself?

Horse......shit.
And no, in case you're wondering, I'm not in anyway related to that field of work.

yah.. its one of those fluff pieces that are suppose to make people feel good about doing a job they don't like.


The best job in the world... is doing what you enjoy and getting paid for it... and thats different for each person


/thread

[Doublestep]

yah.. its one of those fluff pieces that are suppose to make people feel good about doing a job they don't like.

The best job in the world... is doing what you enjoy and getting paid for it... and thats different for each person

/thread

Oh... So software engineer then?

[quido]

Flunklesnarkin: stupid.
Diggles: stupid
Harrison: really stupid.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/harrimeme2.jpg

[Flunklesnarkin]

It is kind of funny how they have brick layer ranked above construction foreman heh

[Sirbanmelotz]

I'm 120 as emt. :(

[Asher]

1 Software Engineer


lol i won life

bleh I am only #9

Software developers have to compete with people overseas.

Hardware and Networking are better IMO. They cannot outsource my job.

Asher

[StealthAF]

Technically 163, but higher in the food chain now with much better hours, pay, and freedom etc. I make all the regular 163's jelly now ;)

[dcapotos]

34 Computer Programmer
working my way up to
1 Software Engineer

at least it's not a butcher

[teekanc]

3 Human Resource Manager / 28 Civil Engineer

[Truth]

bleh I am only #9

Software developers have to compete with people overseas.

Hardware and Networking are better IMO. They cannot outsource my job.

Asher

Not as bad as you think. #34 Computer Programmer

programmer : software engineer :: construction worker : architect.

For instance, at my job I write design specs for the programs we need, then we outsource most of the coding to India, then fiddle with it later as needed.

[Truth]

IBM shipped a lot of network support jobs overseas. Everything besides physically pressing a power button or fiddling with a cord.

[Truth]

WHAT IM SAYING IS NO ONE IS SAFE WITH THESE FREE TRADE AGREEMENTS

[Doublestep]

aw, im gonna be writing software for big naez

[gorillionaire]

Number 21 I won at life

[gorillionaire]

the ranking is based primarily off of "physical demands" so being at the top of the list Software Engineer is really an expression of how much time you sit on your ass behind the warm glow of a computer. They should put a factor in like job satisfaction to make it a better ranking.

[Pico]

hmm virgin not on list so not sure my rank