***OFFICIAL*** P99 Reiker Appreciation Thread

[Lord Krishna]

http://i42.tinypic.com/9ssdue.jpg

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.


Thank you for all you have done my prince.

[Diggles]

(11:58:57 AM) Diggles: i googled sandreiker
(11:59:01 AM) Diggles: this was the third result: https://p.twimg.com/AknF_vdCEAItclT.jpg

[HarrisonStillPosting]

[18:40] <Finawin-Harrison> Okay, going to go make myself some shrimp in penne pasta/vodka sauce
[18:40] <Tralina> ./join #trivia
[18:40] <Tralina> for my last 20 minutes at work pls
[18:40] * Parts: KoopaTroopa (KoopaTroop@HIDE-AA0C2BDB.phlapa.fios.verizon.net)
[18:40] <Finawin-Harrison> Been waiting to do it all day
[18:40] <Reiker> alcoholic
[18:40] <Finawin-Harrison> ^mad dishwasher
[18:40] <Reiker> I thought u lived w/ male slave chef who cooked everything for you?
[18:40] <Tralina> reiker you wash dishes?
[18:40] <Tralina> come do my dishes pls
[18:40] <Reiker> I did over summer for $

[Diggles]

harrison too dum to post irc logs

[HarrisonStillPosting]

[18:40][18:40] Finawin-Harrison> ^mad dishwasher
[18:40] Reiker> I thought u lived w/ male slave chef who cooked everything for you?
[18:40] Tralina> reiker you wash dishes?
[18:40] Tralina> come do my dishes pls
[18:40] Reiker> I did over summer for $

[Diggles]

Reiker going to school

Harrison at pinnacle of career cutting meat

who has it worse?

[HarrisonStillPosting]

Reiker washes dishes.

Automatic disqualification from shit talking about anyone's job.

[Lord Krishna]

how would u feel if reiker talked shit in your official harrison appreciation thread

o wait that will never exist

[Diggles]

Reiker washes dishes.

Automatic disqualification from shit talking about anyone's job.

Harrison slices meat.

Automatic disqualification from shit talking about anyone's job.

[HarrisonStillPosting]

You obviously don't understand how much money a meat cutter/butcher makes.

A dishwasher is minimum wage slave labor for junkies and immigrants.

[Pico]

You obviously don't understand how much money a meat cutter/butcher makes.

A dishwasher is minimum wage slave labor for junkies and immigrants.

lol

[Pico]

when kids dream of getting a good job that makes a lot of money, meat cutter immediately pops into their minds

[Pico]

btw half pound of extra thin prosciutto plz

[Shannacore]

btw half pound of extra thin prosciutto plz

Prosciutto is $$$$$

[Kingofqueens123]

Can i get a tony montana joke in here?

[HarrisonStillPosting]

Ten years later you're still washing dishes.

[bounky47]

Harrison if your psychic powers are so strong why are you still slicing meat for a living???

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[HarrisonStillPosting]

Harrison if your psychic powers are so strong why are you still slicing meat for a living???

Because it makes more money than washing dishes.

[Kingofqueens123]

A rare glimpse at 16-17 year old Reiker:

http://i40.tinypic.com/efgoch.jpg

went full amish beard

[FoxxHound]

Hip
ster

[xshayla701]

Need to find picture of recent beard growth.

yes, yes you do:cool:

[Knuckle]

Hip
ster

we Lolling soon or n0? miss ur gentle voice in vent

[purest]

lets not forget that not only does harrison slice deli meat in his 30s for a living, he does it part-time

[Visual]

He may be a spineless social parasite but he gets free primo taglio pastrami and low sodium boar's head turkey

[Smyd]

A rare glimpse at 16-17 year old Reiker:

http://i40.tinypic.com/efgoch.jpg

Who is that sexy bird??
Hook a brother up, china!

[Doublestep]

bump

[FoxxHound]

Bumping for a hipster??
He be doggin on me on FB bro. Not kewl... Not kewl...

[Doublestep]

pm facebook infos i am a very very friendly guy

[Doublestep]

nvm found you

skrillex? yuk

[Harrison]

[18:40] <Finawin-Harrison> Okay, going to go make myself some shrimp in penne pasta/vodka sauce
[18:40] Tralina> ./join #trivia
[18:40] Tralina> for my last 20 minutes at work pls
[18:40] * Parts: KoopaTroopa (KoopaTroop@HIDE-AA0C2BDB.phlapa.fios.verizon.net)
[18:40] Finawin-Harrison> Been waiting to do it all day
[18:40] Reiker> alcoholic
[18:40] Finawin-Harrison> ^mad dishwasher
[18:40] Reiker> I thought u lived w/ male slave chef who cooked everything for you?
[18:40] Tralina> reiker you wash dishes?
[18:40] Tralina> come do my dishes pls
[18:40] Reiker> I did over summer for $

[FoxxHound]

nvm found you

skrillex? yuk

Well I took the Skrillex down.
Quit creepin on me w/o adding me breh. Hurts me feelers.

[FoxxHound]

Also not sure how that is hilarious.
A job is a job. I don't have a good or great job.

[jilena]

how would u feel if reiker talked shit in your official harrison appreciation thread

o wait that will never exist

I think this is already halfway to becoming a Harrison appreciation thread with a side of Diggles trying to score some e-poon.

Soon less than half the posts will be about Reiker. Even though I do appreciate his being alternately raged or friendly and chatty on IRC.

[Lord Krishna]

Thread still about Reiker. Isn't he kawaii?

[Doublestep]

reiker is just a goog ol guy

drawception isn't blocked on school network

[jilena]

Reiker, if I were a gay man, I would express only the deepest and most passionate love to you.

[xshayla701]

Reiker, if I were a gay man, I would express only the deepest and most passionate love to you.

mme too bump for reiker

[Harrison]

[03:39] +Reiker> you can identify polish people by pock marks / acne scars all over their temples

Racist dishwasher, lower than low.