My pet nosebleed is aging backwards. How do I make it stop?

[Diggles]

help

[Lulz Sect]

DO LESS COCAINE

[Diggles]

that is not helpful

[Lulz Sect]

DO MORE COCAINE?

[George Harrison]

when i get stressed my nose bleeds also even tho i do not use cocaine as it is morally objectionable

it has made for several dramatic moments in my life where someone made me a lil mad and my nose consequently began dripping blood spontaneously. i consider it a super power