The Occupy Oakland 400

[Hasbinbad]

I just got out of Santa Rita Jail.

I'll have some great footage to post here in the next few days, stay tuned.

[Arclyte]

how many dicks did you suck in the joint

[Reikerx]

01/29/12:

Hasbinbad can't post from jail.

You wouldn't believe it but, being right all the time gets really old.

[Diggles]

I just got out of Santa Rita Jail.

I'll have some great footage to post here in the next few days, stay tuned.

cockmeat sandwich?

[Hailto]

doesn't exactly take a genius burger to realize he's locked up if he goes 20 minutes without making a new occupy thread

[Harrison]

I don't believe it, that or he's unemployed.

In either case, congratulations on being a lowlife nobody.

[Hitchens]

If OWS was a coherent movement, the Oakland branch would be nothing but an embarrassment to OWS as a whole.

If I was a truck driver and a bunch of anarchists were keeping me from doing my job, it would be very hard to resist running them over. I guess to OWS Oakland, truck drivers and dock workers are part of the elite one percent.

Clowns.

[vaylorie]

Clowns.

[Kassel]

i wonder how many fucks are given

[Aprio]

^

[Barkingturtle]

If OWS was a coherent movement, the Oakland branch would be nothing but an embarrassment to OWS as a whole.


As an American, Oakland has embarrassed me for some time.

I remember vividly the first time I flew into Oakland. The cracked, stained concrete floors; the flickering lights overhead and the broken windows. If someone had offered me Chiclets, I would've been certain we somehow landed in Tijuana.

Truly, truly, one of the shittiest cities in the nation. The wart on San Francisco's otherwise pristine ass.

[Shannacore]

I just got out of Santa Rita Jail.

I'll have some great footage to post here in the next few days, stay tuned.

Pretty sure nobody cares, HBB.

[DOPE]

The wart on San Francisco's otherwise pristine ass.

Not sure if serious..

[Faywind]

I don't believe it, that or he's unemployed.

In either case, congratulations on being an UGLY lowlife nobody.

Fixed...

[tshakur]

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[Harrison]

I mean anyone who can get thrown in jail nonchalantly must be unemployed, especially to be fucking proud of it to boot.

[tshakur]

Why wouldn't you be proud of taking one for the team in the struggle against the police state?

[Harrison]

Maybe you'll understand when you grow up.

[Alarti0001]

Maybe you'll understand when you grow up.

^

[Airdefier]

i wonder how many fucks are given

[Pico]

Maybe you'll understand when you grow up.

does the growing up happen before or after u quit ur meatslicing job at krogers typically reserved for teenagers?

[Harrison]

Might want to check your sources, illiterate boy.

[Hitchens]

But if some people prevented me from having to work, things would be grand

TINSTAAFL

[vaylorie]

Maybe you'll understand when you grow up.

[Pico]

ahh the "you'll learn" argument put forth by smug old people who think their morally bankrupt values are the result of some grand enlightenment when in reality they're just simpletons

[Diggles]

people have insulted my intelligence so i'm going to use a lot of words that seem big

[Pico]

sry diggles ill refrain from using big words like "enlightenment" and "old" for you in the future

[Diggles]

people have insulted my intelligence so i'm going to use a lot of words that seem big

[Pico]

diggles comin at me hard

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[Diggles]

thought we talked about cutting down your splenda intake?

[Tiggles]

Too bad Hasbinbad didn't take a rubber bullet to the temple.


Also, Harrison meat cutting is a fine trade It supported four generations of my family here in the states and back in Italy.

My family where all butchers who owned there own shops though not deli slicers in a kroger(whats a kroger?)

[Diggles]

(whats a kroger?)

it's what the peasants call a supermarket

[Tiggles]

it's what the peasants call a supermarket

Thank you Diggles

[Hitchens]

The mistaken belief that the world owes you a living is not exclusive to the young.

[Harrison]

There aren't even Krogers up here, and I don't slice deli meat for one. The kids just regurgitate the fabricated bullshit their fellow buttbuddy vztzjects bleat to them.

Purist is so mad.

[Kassel]

Cut me a fine Cap Roast and i will be your pal forever

[fishingme]

There aren't even Krogers up here, and I don't slice deli meat for one. The kids just regurgitate the fabricated bullshit their fellow buttbuddy vztzjects bleat to them.

Purist is so mad.

Everything I've read pins you down to being a deli meat cutter. Sorry bro

[Toehammer]

haha, wow, I think HBB is just as annoying as the next guy, but the amount of ambivalence to his situation is... totally awesome :D

isn't occupy oakland a disguised and prolonged riot trying to break into the occupy "movement"? maybe I missed something

[Hasbinbad]

how many dicks did you suck in the joint
Manlove was certainly in the house, but not the sexual kind. We were all in together, no mixing with general population. We were treated FAR worse than they treat normal inmates. They hate us. That means we're under their skin, and THAT means we're winning.

Winning.

My ass does hurt tho. Fuck concrete benches lol.

[Hitchens]

If getting arrested is Occupy Oakland's criteria for success, I can see why it is shunned by other OWS groups.

[purist 3.0]

[15:00] < Japan > harrison what do you do?
[15:00] < &Rogean > it's not mine
[15:00] < &Rogean > it's his
[15:00] < Diggles > yeah
[15:00] < Finawin-Harrison > Meat cutter

[purist 3.0]

your denial of being a deli slicer is a testament to the deep sense of shame that lies within your cheeto-laden soul

[Hasbinbad]

If getting arrested is Occupy Oakland's criteria for success, I can see why it is shunned by other OWS groups.
It's not getting arrested, it's what will happen now.

[Hasbinbad]

[Occupy Oakland] is shunned by other OWS groups.
[Citation Needed]

[Hitchens]

It's not getting arrested, it's what will happen now.

What exactly is going to happen now?

[Hitchens]

That's pretty anti-climactic for a revolution.

[vaylorie]

What exactly is going to happen now?

Hasbinbad and 399 other mental midgets are going to try to get back into jail where sodomy is expected and not looked down upon.

[Harrison]

your denial of being a deli slicer is a testament to the deep sense of shame that lies within your cheeto-laden soul

This kid is flat out a downie lmao

He still thinks they're the same thing. Or, more likely, is so mad at life he can't figure it out that they're completely different.

Meat cutter:


Deli clerk:


Purist:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unemployed

How many times can you get owned in a few days' span and still keep bleating it kid?

[Harrison]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=539827&postcount=40

Link to properly formatted post since phpbb can't handle quoting a post with quotes in it.

[purist 3.0]

lol he's going full on sperglord on the difference between cutting fish at Kroger for $5.75 an hour and cutting black smoked ham at kroger for $5.75 an hour

[Jon Lemon]

i'm in the back room doin secret meat arts, only suckaz get placed behind counter

[SamwiseRed]

Jon Lemon unbanned? praise jesus

[Diggles]

do not praise the savior until japan is free.

[Harrison]

lol he's going full on sperglord on the difference between cutting fish at Kroger for $5.75 an hour and cutting black smoked ham at kroger for $5.75 an hour

What backwards hickville do you live in where it's even legal to pay people $5.75? rofl

[Harrison]

P.S. you're still raging. I make more money than you.

[Hasbinbad]

Young Deli Baller

[Hailto]

You gotta be pretty insecure to care so much about what someone else does for a living imo.

[Hasbinbad]

You're missing the point. Nobody cares. At all.

[Tiggles]

I'll take a....
lb. Imported Ham
lb. Cooper Sharp
1/2 lb. of Sweet Capicola

A dozen long rolls

and uh..gimme a small container of that potato salad over there.

[Hailto]

Well wheres the footage at HBB?

[Daldolma]

Manlove was certainly in the house, but not the sexual kind. We were all in together, no mixing with general population. We were treated FAR worse than they treat normal inmates. They hate us. That means we're under their skin, and THAT means we're winning.

Winning.

My ass does hurt tho. Fuck concrete benches lol.

How is pissing off a bunch of $40K a year traffic cops = winning?

They're the 99%. Just like the truckers and the dock workers. You're pissing off a bunch of people you're ostensibly fighting for, while the 1% you're after don't even know or care about what you're doing.

[Srs Not Ames]

he'll prolly have to go to an arraignment and then to a sentencing he'll get a couple years probation and credit for time served 1 day off his sherrif's labour program

spoken with experience

[Auvdar]

How is pissing off a bunch of $40K a year traffic cops = winning?

They're the 99%. Just like the truckers and the dock workers. You're pissing off a bunch of people you're ostensibly fighting for, while the 1% you're after don't even know or care about what you're doing.

[Harrison]

It makes a nobody like him feel important.

[Hasbinbad]

Well wheres the footage at HBB?
Oops, sorry.

This is a super rough edit, i don't have any good software or time to do better.. Anyone wanna go through my raw footage and make better videos? :D

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[Hasbinbad]

above is better in 1080, use it!

[Darwoth]

rofl look at all those fucking morons

i suppose if you were an utter loser with nothing better to do than listen to the droning beat of ****** music whilst savoring the aromatic cloud of mexican brickweed before being thrown in a holding cell for an hour and being released on personal recognizance that is the place to be.

besides, later you can play up the "political prisoner" angle and maybe even get laid by an equally stupid and annoying bitch that doesnt shave her armpits or cunt.

[Hasbinbad]

How is pissing off a bunch of $40K a year traffic cops = winning?

They're the 99%. Just like the truckers and the dock workers. You're pissing off a bunch of people you're ostensibly fighting for, while the 1% you're after don't even know or care about what you're doing.
I really don't like the rhetorical 99%/1% gimmick, it bespeaks division and I'm against that. I feel that we are all the 100%, but that certain of us need to be put in time out. It is useful to illustrate facts, but I'm not into using it to invoke an us vs. them vibe anymore. We are all one collective humanity, and we need to do better at policing the rogue elements within from taking advantage of others.

Using that analogy for you benefit, however:

The police may be financially in the bracket of the 99%, but they are the enforcement wing of the 1%. The goal was not to piss them off, it is to provoke the system to follow it's own rules to conclusion, in order to expose the degradation and inherent injustice. Tl;dr: help, help, I'm being repressed.

Also:
OPD riot cops are also certainly not 40k traffic cops. Do your legwork before you come to the table with incorrect platitudes.

Also:
For every labor group you cite which is ostensibly against us, I can show you an organization which is openly constrained by contracts, that surreptitiously send members to our GAs and teach us how to do shit. Don't believe everything you hear on FOX news, kid.

[Darwoth]

sorry i see no "movement", i see a bunch of bored kids with a handout mentality standing around socializing and having a party made all the more "exciting" by the prospect the cops might fire 2 or 3 CS rounds in your general direction.

they eventually do, everyone acts like little girls that scream WAY to loudly when they see a worm/bug and proceeds to stampede down the street as though they are running for their lives to make the adrenalin rush last as long as possible.

then 2 streets over the idiots commence the party again, ecstasy pills are brought out and rave music begins while a litany of sub 23 year old retards bloviate about random shit.

the cops show up not to stifle your "message" but because a few hundred loudmouthed, annoying, obnoxious, drug addled retards blaring music and standing in the middle of the street pisses people off.

[Hasbinbad]

That may be the funniest shit I have ever read. Thank you for your comedy.

Also, UMAD LULZ

[purist 3.0]

rofl look at all those fucking morons

i suppose if you were an utter loser with nothing better to do than listen to the droning beat of ****** music whilst savoring the aromatic cloud of mexican brickweed before being thrown in a holding cell for an hour and being released on personal recognizance that is the place to be.

besides, later you can play up the "political prisoner" angle and maybe even get laid by an equally stupid and annoying bitch that doesnt shave her armpits or cunt.

aren't you a convicted felon?

[hasanmusta]

thnx for sharing great job +rep

[Diggles]

thnx for sharing great job +rep

[Harrison]

sorry i see no "movement", i see a bunch of bored kids with a handout mentality standing around socializing and having a party made all the more "exciting" by the prospect the cops might fire 2 or 3 CS rounds in your general direction.

they eventually do, everyone acts like little girls that scream WAY to loudly when they see a worm/bug and proceeds to stampede down the street as though they are running for their lives to make the adrenalin rush last as long as possible.

then 2 streets over the idiots commence the party again, ecstasy pills are brought out and rave music begins while a litany of sub 23 year old retards bloviate about random shit.

the cops show up not to stifle your "message" but because a few hundred loudmouthed, annoying, obnoxious, drug addled retards blaring music and standing in the middle of the street pisses people off.

Man, even this imbecile has you pegged and shit on lmao

HBB is probably the lowest form of life on these forums right behind unemployed junkies. (We know he's unemployed already.)

[Silentone]

So hasbinbad has been arested does that make it public knowledge? and if so is your mugshot available?? because from what i understand we can post that on the forums. ..discuss

[vaylorie]

Occupy Oakland still unimportant.

[Hasbinbad]

thnx for sharing great job +rep
lol

[Daldolma]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/01/01/BADE1MJSOH.DTL

[Hasbinbad]

So hasbinbad has been arested does that make it public knowledge? and if so is your mugshot available?? because from what i understand we can post that on the forums. ..discuss
Good luck finding a mugshot, I wasn't ever properly booked in because Alameda County Sheriffs got word from on high in Sacramento on Monday morning to paper cite and release us all b/c they fucked up hella bad.

[Ssleeve]

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[Rikimeru]

Occupy Oakland still retards who cant figure out who is really screwing them over(other than themselves).

fixed that for you

[visage]

Sum up thread quickly.


Harrison = Fat and thinks he is in good shape.
Hasbinbad = Think's he is cool because he occupy's shit other than these forums...

togeather they make a faggtastical couple with bulges. Harrison can help tender his meat and Hasbinbad can occupy Harrison's army fucked anus.

Don't be mad. I am a match maker you fags are perfect.

[bjosh]

harrison so mad he gotta rage on ppl thru the webs.