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01-17-2012, 09:19 AM
People that play P99 Everquest (Harrison) are fat. With an adult obesity rate of 33% , Harrison has gobbled his way to the "chubbiest player" crown for the second year in a row. According to a new joint report by Facebook group Fat Computer Gamers that jerk to themselves, Harrison famous for his annoying lines and posts, has been struggling with weight for years , but than again so has the rest of the Everquest Community. Tralina Loves cocks, Hasbinbad loves fatties and Diggles has been known to screw a muffin or two. So why is Harrison so fat?
For one thing he's poor. Harrison is not only the fattest man in the Everquest nation, but also the poorest. With over 21% of Project 1999's community below the fat level. Harrison makes up for a whoppin 62% of the fat. "When your poor and a loser you tend to eat more fatty foods and semen," explains Knuckle, executive player of Holocaust Inc. Although Poverty puts Harrison and foe alike at risk for obesity. It doesn't determine their fate. A number of people including, Visage, MassiveMarc, Smedy, and Cast - have relatively low levels of Obesity. There must be something else.
Maybe it's the demographic or background. Harrison and fatties alike often enjoy their fried chicken while playing P99 ( not to mention friend steak , ass salads, fried pickles, and fried cornbread). Even when they aren't playing Project 1999. They like their food smothered in white gravy. But while nutritionists frequently blame Harrison's' large gut on their regional food choices, the accusation is a little unfair. Just as Holocaust don't actually break rules on raiding, Harrison and fatties alike , don't really sit around eating fried chicken every day( just every other day). "I've not come across anything that says the Harrison affirmation diet in Project 1999 is worse than World of Warcraft community says Rogean and Nilborg, Leads project team of Project 1999. "We're definitely in what I like to call the 'Stroke Belt of Harrison,' " he says, referring to Harrisons high percentage of heart disease and hypertension, "but I think that has more to do with Harrison'slack of physical activity rather than the food."
Rogean and Nilborg isn't just talking about neglected gym memberships and fat players like Harrison who sit on the couch all day. Physical activity can be something as simple as walking to the bus stop or meeting a online girl player miles away for RNF money. That's another problem, by the way: the project 1999 community doesn't have many woman. Projet1999 dating is paltry, and for most people, the best way to get around is by jerking each other off through the forums. "You don't really think of posting on the forums as exercise, but at least you get to have quality time while your food digest ," says Hasbinbad. Fatties like Wolfram (Gieuge )and Hasbinbad also have a surprising lack of excersise, discouraging even the most eager fatties of project1999 . Many dicks are narrower than those on the blue server— where hackers have wider area to accommodate illegal training— and people who want to play or socialize find themselves uncomfortably close to these faggots.
So there you have it. Harrison and Fatties alike have little access to healthy food and limited means and desirability to purchase it. It's hard for them to exercise outdoors, and even when they do have the opportunity, it's so hot, they don't want to because they prefer to jerk eachother off. To combat this affliction, some Good players have adopted ways of trolling to fight rising obesity. In 2011, Rogean passed a hackor code mass index–screening program that assesses weight and sends the results to google icecream companies. Rogean encourages it's sponsers to buy fresh iicecream from google. And in 2012 Visage and friends advised certain weight loss standards for fatties and their daily habbits playing project19999. Most of these standardize programs are relatively new, so it will be a few years before experts can determine their efficacy. "I think there's reason for optimism," says Smedy of the guild "Imaginary friends". "But it's likely that the fat Harrison will lag behind the rest of the players for some time to come."
Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1909406,00.html#ixzz1jikJkDiJ
For one thing he's poor. Harrison is not only the fattest man in the Everquest nation, but also the poorest. With over 21% of Project 1999's community below the fat level. Harrison makes up for a whoppin 62% of the fat. "When your poor and a loser you tend to eat more fatty foods and semen," explains Knuckle, executive player of Holocaust Inc. Although Poverty puts Harrison and foe alike at risk for obesity. It doesn't determine their fate. A number of people including, Visage, MassiveMarc, Smedy, and Cast - have relatively low levels of Obesity. There must be something else.
Maybe it's the demographic or background. Harrison and fatties alike often enjoy their fried chicken while playing P99 ( not to mention friend steak , ass salads, fried pickles, and fried cornbread). Even when they aren't playing Project 1999. They like their food smothered in white gravy. But while nutritionists frequently blame Harrison's' large gut on their regional food choices, the accusation is a little unfair. Just as Holocaust don't actually break rules on raiding, Harrison and fatties alike , don't really sit around eating fried chicken every day( just every other day). "I've not come across anything that says the Harrison affirmation diet in Project 1999 is worse than World of Warcraft community says Rogean and Nilborg, Leads project team of Project 1999. "We're definitely in what I like to call the 'Stroke Belt of Harrison,' " he says, referring to Harrisons high percentage of heart disease and hypertension, "but I think that has more to do with Harrison'slack of physical activity rather than the food."
Rogean and Nilborg isn't just talking about neglected gym memberships and fat players like Harrison who sit on the couch all day. Physical activity can be something as simple as walking to the bus stop or meeting a online girl player miles away for RNF money. That's another problem, by the way: the project 1999 community doesn't have many woman. Projet1999 dating is paltry, and for most people, the best way to get around is by jerking each other off through the forums. "You don't really think of posting on the forums as exercise, but at least you get to have quality time while your food digest ," says Hasbinbad. Fatties like Wolfram (Gieuge )and Hasbinbad also have a surprising lack of excersise, discouraging even the most eager fatties of project1999 . Many dicks are narrower than those on the blue server— where hackers have wider area to accommodate illegal training— and people who want to play or socialize find themselves uncomfortably close to these faggots.
So there you have it. Harrison and Fatties alike have little access to healthy food and limited means and desirability to purchase it. It's hard for them to exercise outdoors, and even when they do have the opportunity, it's so hot, they don't want to because they prefer to jerk eachother off. To combat this affliction, some Good players have adopted ways of trolling to fight rising obesity. In 2011, Rogean passed a hackor code mass index–screening program that assesses weight and sends the results to google icecream companies. Rogean encourages it's sponsers to buy fresh iicecream from google. And in 2012 Visage and friends advised certain weight loss standards for fatties and their daily habbits playing project19999. Most of these standardize programs are relatively new, so it will be a few years before experts can determine their efficacy. "I think there's reason for optimism," says Smedy of the guild "Imaginary friends". "But it's likely that the fat Harrison will lag behind the rest of the players for some time to come."
Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1909406,00.html#ixzz1jikJkDiJ