Grats Bort on Guide of the Year!

[p99guidelol]

Guess P99 Knows how to pick staff well. Must be in the handbook to lead off a conversation like this then ignore a player.

http://i41.tinypic.com/mjxuf.jpg

[Autotune]

lol you must be getsome, swarws or motec.

I'm going with Getsome.

[Autotune]

lol you must be getsome, swarws or motec.

I'm going with Getsome.

Wait, the MS paint skills do look similar to motec...

[Lazortag]

Since you won't say who you are or what guild you're in, it's kind of hard to side with you.

[Autotune]

Since you won't say who you are or what guild you're in, it's kind of hard to side with you.

could be someone in TMO, but those paint skills, the requests for cleric buffs and the way bort described them, it has to be 1 of the 3 i mentioned i think.

[PureLo]

considering it was a simple /who twice... and all of the players were TMO it IS someone from TMO, and the fact Autotune is up in this spamming it with responses kind of points the finger in his direction.

[Autotune]

considering it was a simple /who twice... and all of the players were TMO it IS someone from TMO, and the fact Autotune is up in this spamming it with responses kind of points the finger in his direction.

yeah, people ask me for cleric buffs all the time. I also send tells to bort directly all the time, SUP BORT!

[PureLo]

lol, yeah just wanted to see how long it took you to respond in all honesty... but it would appear it is a silly IB character seeing which of your guildies were in zone to blame for his/her problems.

[Xeliso]

It's IB, I was up in Hate and I was 1 of 2 Clerics there. I sure as hell didn't get any buff requests cause were in vent with only 4 - 5 people. The other cleric is a french - canadian and def wouldn't post this :P

[Autotune]

It's IB, I was up in Hate and I was 1 of 2 Clerics there. I sure as hell didn't get any buff requests cause were in vent with only 4 - 5 people. The other cleric is a french - canadian and def wouldn't post this :P

haha, wtb name lol.

Motec is aussie no? but he could be a french canadian in aussie land... hmm

idk anything about Getsome or Swarws really, other than both like to rage on staff.

[Xeliso]

Wasn't Motec, he was dead the whole time.

[Autotune]

Wasn't Motec, he was dead the whole time.

Name yo!

[Zereh]

Anonymous tough guy got put in his place.

Bort obv~ in TMO.

[Xeliso]

Getsome or Swarws :P I dunno which one. Swarws using Duxa UI and that UI is def Duxa. I dunno what Getsome uses.

[Autotune]

I know xeli know's who it is, if he was in hate and that's where this anonymous whiner was at, it's got to be obvious lol.

[Xeliso]

I really don't I am gonna assume Getsome though. He was the only cleric alive at the time I was alive.

[bizzum]

Need to know if UI is PINK OR NOT

[Xeliso]

Need to know if UI is PINK OR NOT

Lolol

[Droxx]

First line is "Deano tells the guild"
deano = ib

im obv detective of the year.

[Autotune]

I really don't I am gonna assume Getsome though. He was the only cleric alive at the time I was alive.

anon douche whiner (confirmed 100% by Bort, super senior guide) will now be referred to in this thread as GETSOME, unless Swawrs confesses.

[Autotune]

First line is "Deano tells the guild"
deano = ib

im obv detective of the year.

Deano tells the guild, ' wassup dawgs '

lol

[Xeliso]

First line is "Deano tells the guild"
deano = ib

im obv detective of the year.

Lmao nice.

[Autotune]

Lmao nice.

I feel kinda bad now for Deano, i bet he getsome raging for talking in guild chat now lol.


'WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU TYPING IN GUILD CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM, FUCK YOU AND UR LEAFBLOWER!'

[baub]

spin dat machine bros

[Seaweedpimp]

oh more ib tears? suprise suprise.


just quit you little anon orange flavored motherfucker

[Szeth]

It was me on a cleric none of them. Now it wasn't about Bort attacking this person, but about Bort venting his frustration about dealing with TMO on a random bystander.

[Seaweedpimp]

No, pretty sure he was talking to an IB member calling him a whiney bitch.


Because they are.

[quido]

Hahahahaha!

[getsome]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?p=488428#post488428

[Sextar]

ttest of the weak

[getsome]

wtb better detectives.

[Sextar]

i detect that you're a faggot

[Xatava]

it's obviously IB guild chat, you can read the name Deano typing in guild chat at top

[Xatava]

i should have read the whole thread before revealing my pro detective skills :(

[Uthgaard]

[Wed Apr 27 12:27:55 2011] Nirron tells the guild, 'Logic: Prod camp has been cited to be changed because of how much trouble it caused'
[Wed Apr 27 12:28:06 2011] Nirron tells the guild, 'Loophole: All you have to do is make sure enough problem is raised at a camp'

[Tue Aug 02 15:51:52 2011] Papadacus tells the guild, 'If Sev explanation is accurate, then the new strat for stealing FTE is to fuck with someone's pull, and have another member ready at spawn point to tag once it's reset.'

[Tue Jul 19 14:10:23 2011] Benjy tells the guild, 'lol perun!'
[Tue Jul 19 14:10:27 2011] Benjy tells the guild, 'you gonna get my CoH mage banned!'
[Tue Jul 19 14:10:30 2011] Benjy tells the guild, 'dont say its you!'
[Tue Jul 19 14:10:31 2011] Benjy tells the guild, 'lol'
[Tue Jul 19 14:10:35 2011] Uaellaen tells the guild, 'lol'
[Tue Jul 19 14:10:43 2011] Getsome tells the guild, 'u gonna get benjy banned, dont say its uu'
[Tue Jul 19 14:10:48 2011] Benjy tells the guild, 'damn'
[Tue Jul 19 14:10:49 2011] Uaellaen tells the guild, '^^'
[Tue Jul 19 14:10:49 2011] Morlaeth tells the guild, 'COH me bitches'
[Tue Jul 19 14:10:59 2011] Benjy tells the guild, 'we have to ... be more subtle .. i am benjy .. BENJY ...'

Since they like trolling people with their guildchat, I suppose trolling them with their own guildchat is fair play.

[Zenlina]

Wish you would have done something earlier about that prod camp tho Uthgaard at the time now that i remember back. Basically they pooped it forever till they got all there keys (After rule lawyering/KSing the camp off another guild), then passed it to divinity then div passed it back and forth till another guild jumped in which caused a drama fest which was forced to make a change for a queue system, correction in spawn rate.

As for the rest of the bull crap going on in that guild, now i guess those outside of that guild understand there mentality on how they deal with any opposing guilds. Cept its heaps worst now then before which might be why that guild has dropped in numbers so much over the last 5 months.

I guess this is just a warning to any guild that coop with them, *Hint Hint*, wont be a happy ending i predict.

[Daliant17447]

[Sat Dec 31 15:00:17 2011] Eccezan shouts, 'Zeelot was 2nd on list fucktards.'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:18 2011] Zeelot shouts, 'i didn't get charmed'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:20 2011] Sworen shouts, '2 people on agro list pal.'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:23 2011] You shout, 'no you werent, i bofy pulled'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:23 2011] Crazyeyes shouts, 'LOL'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:28 2011] You shout, 'body*'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:30 2011] Baxter shouts, 'eq 101'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:30 2011] Qadosx tells you, 'charmed doesn't drop from hate list'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:34 2011] Getsome shouts, 'REMEMBER INNY'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:34 2011] You told Qadosx, 'yes it does'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:38 2011] Getsome shouts, 'LONG LIVE'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:40 2011] You told Qadosx, 'promise'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:50 2011] Qadosx tells you, 'so when charm breaks the mob doesn't come for you'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:55 2011] Qadosx tells you, 'u must be rite'
[Sat Dec 31 15:00:59 2011] You told Qadosx, 'it does only because it reagros you'
[Sat Dec 31 15:01:13 2011] You told Qadosx, 'you drop from list'
[Sat Dec 31 15:01:16 2011] You told Qadosx, 'then you lose charm'
[Sat Dec 31 15:01:21 2011] You told Qadosx, 'and its KOS and agros you again'
[Sat Dec 31 15:03:21 2011] Talendor blinks a few times.
[Sat Dec 31 15:03:21 2011] Talendor shouts 'How amusing. You foolish mortals actually think to challenge me? Very well, then, I shall enjoy searing the flesh from your bones!'
[Sat Dec 31 15:03:39 2011] Slippery shouts, 'Hee heeee'
[Sat Dec 31 15:03:46 2011] Flippie shouts, 'LOL getsome.. steal this'
[Sat Dec 31 15:09:25 2011] Friday shouts, 'thx x2 Cloak of Flames'
[Sat Dec 31 15:09:30 2011] Slippery shouts, 'lol'
[Sat Dec 31 15:09:46 2011] Flippie shouts, 'when you have first to engage you can cast any spells you want on a mob eh'
[Sat Dec 31 15:09:47 2011] Sworen shouts, 'Robe of Burning Rage much?'
[Sat Dec 31 15:09:56 2011] Slippery shouts, 'lol'
[Sat Dec 31 15:10:04 2011] Friday shouts, 'Grats rott. Tobrin's Mystical Eyepatch'
[Sat Dec 31 15:13:21 2011] Loraen shouts, 'actually that was pretty funny'
[Sat Dec 31 15:13:25 2011] Loraen shouts, 'i wanna try it myself now ;)'
[Sat Dec 31 15:13:39 2011] Eccezan shouts, 'just make sure you have first to engage and you can try it all you like'
[Sat Dec 31 15:14:01 2011] Flippie shouts, 'if not thats probably a ban =)'
[Sat Dec 31 15:14:03 2011] Jynira shouts, 'id doubt we would try to steal a pull when someone has FTE though'
[Sat Dec 31 15:14:09 2011] Jynira shouts, 'cus its silly not to >.>'
[Sat Dec 31 15:14:27 2011] Sworen shouts, 'raid interference with 1 guild with FTE is a suspension right?'
[Sat Dec 31 15:14:32 2011] Flippie shouts, 'i'd be bummed too if I was in a guild that consistently got outmobilzed 38 to 5 people'
[Sat Dec 31 15:14:39 2011] Sworen shouts, 'sorry Supremacy :('
[Sat Dec 31 15:14:57 2011] Baubarian says out of character, 'Supremacy is so fucking good looking he can snap a mob off an SK just by lookin at the dragon'
[Sat Dec 31 15:15:01 2011] Sworen shouts, 'how about 2 guilds that get out mobilized 38 to 5 flippie!'
[Sat Dec 31 15:15:12 2011] Flippie shouts, 'lol yes was a combined 5 '
[Sat Dec 31 15:16:02 2011] Moondogg shouts, 'Tears of IB, courtesy of Qadosx of TMO... TMO's 2012 resolutions : MORE TEARS'
[Sat Dec 31 15:16:04 2011] Moondogg shouts, 'snif snif'
[Sat Dec 31 15:16:14 2011] Baxter shouts, 'Eb oh el'
[Sat Dec 31 15:16:18 2011] Eccezan shouts, 'lmao'
[Sat Dec 31 15:19:44 2011] Moondogg shouts, 'Baub and suprem, you still my boys, I'll let you app'
[Sat Dec 31 15:20:00 2011] Slippery shouts, 'pass on the rest imo'




now i guess those outside of that guild understand there mentality on how they deal with any opposing guilds.

[Daliant17447]

Cept its heaps worst now

[Szeth]

You forgot this not once, but twice. As after the first time I believe Kinsawt was sure to provide it for you.

[Wed Apr 27 13:34:05 2011] Nirron tells the guild, 'I'm not advocating that by any means, by the way'


That wasn't very nice seeing as you made Nirron look very bad for no reason. However, I guess that isn't too out of character. Let's look:

[00:27] <Uthgaard> and if you do have a legitimate point, he'll try to break it down into bits and pieces that are irrational instead of taking the full concept

A little rejection and big bad Uthy starts badmouthing his peers. Not helping yourself here saying nasty things about Nilbog.


[22:45] <Uthgaard> and he throws little fits like that whenever his highness isnt consulted about any other changes
[22:45] <Uthgaard> basically his ego is a barrier to progress
[22:47] <Uthgaard> i don't need their permission

If you can't play nice with Haynar, one of your co-staff members at the time, I guess it's no surprise the player base stood no better chance.

[23:01] <Uthgaard> i take the time to figure things out, i tie things together in places that people dont see

[23:43] <Uthgaard> i assume the worst of everyone
[23:43] <Uthgaard> its in my nature

Ouch a bit conflicting. Taking the time to figure things out, but already assuming the worst seems the reasonable route though.

However with such a self-important view of the world:
[22:58] <Uthgaard> ive explained what needs to happen, and possibly just because im the one that said it, it will never happen

I guess you already know you're right, and have assumed I am wrong.

/popcorn

[Yinaltin]

touché

[Uthgaard]

Nilbog got the full version of those logs, not just the crop job Mellyn shared around - the ones that show Mellyn trying to stage a little coup. You don't even want to get me started on logs, I've got nothing to hide, and a whole arsenal to embarass you with. It's no secret that IB stirred the pot to attempt to divide and conquer the server.

But none of this is news, and a little forum sleight-of-hand isn't going to change the facts about you.

[bluejam]

I sense an epic thread ahead of us.

[Uthgaard]

You have no idea. I'm pretty sure Mellyn doesn't want me to return the favor and share around her private conversations with me about her derpy kid.

By the way, I found this IRL picture of Getsome:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/Dmitry_Medvedev_official_large_photo_-1.jpg/524px-Dmitry_Medvedev_official_large_photo_-1.jpg

[baub]

i'd hit it

[getsome]

lol and i found this IRL picture of Uthtaard

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/12/jackassessmall.jpg

[Uthgaard]

You've got that right. And after an entire year of handling this server, the worst dirt you could dig up on me was that I thought I was always right. Excuse me while I twirl a finger in the air nonchalantly.

P.S. How's Putin?

[Diggle]

god i hope sopa passes

[Autotune]

It was me on a cleric none of them. Now it wasn't about Bort attacking this person, but about Bort venting his frustration about dealing with TMO on a random bystander.

funny how Bort makes no mention of TMO and responds to private 1v1 tells with the word "you".

Describing "you" as lord douche and #1 super whiney bitch of p99. Looks pretty clear to me.

[getsome]

Vladimir told me you are the reason we still keep cells in the basement of Lubyanka.

-Dmitry

[Szeth]

Oh cmon Stealin you didn't get trolled into thinking that was really me right?

[Loke]

I still think they should have made me a guide. Sure I may have lied, cheated, stole and basically acted in my self interest (and the interest of my friends and those I associated with) almost exclusively while at the same time feigning interest in promoting friendly competition and fair play. However, I at least pretended to give a shit. I mean, Bort bro... whoever that is might be a douchey cry-baby (I don't know since I don't know who it was), but you only need to humor their bitching for a couple a minutes and let them write you a novel in tells, then pretend like you care and are going to do something when in fact you have absolutely no intention of doing so. Sure, they'll probably still be cranky, just not at you.

[Autotune]

Oh cmon Stealin you didn't get trolled into thinking that was really me right?

no lol, i just wanted to reiterate what bort called "you" lol :)

[quido]

This recipient of Bort's tells surely deserves much worse.

[Ele]

lol

[Fazlazen]

Man, you guys must have had it hard on live when you didnt have a GM to QQ to every time something didnt go your way.

Less GM intervention, more swarws qq plz

[Knuckle]

got some real pro junior detectives on this case

[burkemi5]

got some real pro junior detectives on this case

http://i.imgur.com/if35q.jpg

[Tiggles]

I miss the days when TR/IB/VD was acutally competition, all this drama is meaningless

[ownrage]

I miss the days when TR/IB/VD was acutally competition, all this drama is meaningless

For once I agree with a tmo

Alas all this is classic no?

[Loke]

I miss the days when TR/IB/VD was acutally competition, all this drama is meaningless

I give it a few months. Just like TR was on top for a few months, just like fusion was on top for a few months, just like IB was on top for a few months. Does anyone honestly think anything besides the quitting of bored members and ability to replace those bodies is the defining factor in which guild is on top?

[quido]

IRL picture of Getsome:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/Dmitry_Medvedev_official_large_photo_-1.jpg/524px-Dmitry_Medvedev_official_large_photo_-1.jpg

bahahahha!

[Ungriim]

And after an entire year of handling this server..........

So, with your previous work on the server, how do you feel now about memblurring raid dragons?

[Uthgaard]

09[14:57] <Uthgaard> as far as i'm aware it's the first time anyone's done it. it doesn't really serve any purpose in most situations, even the best mem blur is unreliable, and if successful, doesnt do much for the encounter. imo, just deal with the actual problem, the player who did it.

[TMFail]

omg Uthgaard, you're such a crazy fuck. When was last time you got pussy? Damn. must be smelling rotten oyster down there

[Sextar]

Jeremy is confirmed Uthgaards penis.

[Uthgaard]

New years fyi.

[Ungriim]

09[14:57] <Uthgaard> as far as i'm aware it's the first time anyone's done it. it doesn't really serve any purpose in most situations, even the best mem blur is unreliable, and if successful, doesnt do much for the encounter. imo, just deal with the actual problem, the player who did it.

Im confused where this came from? Memblurr may be unreliable, Im not an enchanter, I don't know. I cant imaging less than a 25% success rate. As for what it does to the encounter - it instantly complete heals the dragon. So.....thats a problem.

[Uthgaard]

Ah I forgot they had that script to instantly heal them on a 0 combatstate. The success rate varies by spell. But dealing with the player who did it still seems like a sufficient resolution to me.

[quido]

oyster

It was so much more cute when you spelled it wrong.

[Ungriim]

Ah I forgot they had that script to instantly heal them on a 0 combatstate. The success rate varies by spell. But dealing with the player who did it still seems like a sufficient resolution to me.

I agree for this first instance of it happening, however it has been a week now and it has been ignored. Instead of dealing with it everytime maybe something can be added so that you cant memblurr raid mobs?

[Uthgaard]

The script can be rewritten with a short timer before the heal to full happens fairly easily to prevent it happening on a memblur.

[Pico]

most of these people are grown "men"

[Doors]

I am a grow men

[Sextar]

PICO

[Daldaen]

Clear solution do away with raid rules. Let them wipe and train over and over in every single zone. Something will be figured out.

[Tiggles]

I give it a few months. Just like TR was on top for a few months, just like fusion was on top for a few months, just like IB was on top for a few months. Does anyone honestly think anything besides the quitting of bored members and ability to replace those bodies is the defining factor in which guild is on top?

Loke was suspended for MQ

Also im voting ron paul again this year

[Sextar]

oh yeah i can vote this year

[Seaweedpimp]

Clear solution do away with raid rules. Let them wipe and train over and over in every single zone. Something will be figured out.

I like

[Awwalike]

paint skills are too good to be Relapsee

[relapsee69]

i don't bother guides with bs like this. I would much rather them just stay out of the way and let us train /grief each other till someone gives up.

[Xeliso]

i don't bother guides with bs like this. I would much rather them just stay out of the way and let us train /grief each other till someone gives up.

Phara Dar snipe attempt 2.0 style. Let's go!

[Seaweedpimp]

You dont want that bro. I promise! ;D

[Seaweedpimp]

Hows that full body swamplog cast treatin ya?

[relapsee69]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3045/lololololk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/221/lololololk.jpg/)

[Awwalike]

does Relapsee still suck as bad as he did in Dozekar?

[relapsee69]

ya

[Sextar]

that's the worst paint i've ever seen

[Shiftin]

You've got that right. And after an entire year of handling this server, the worst dirt you could dig up on me was that I thought I was always right. Excuse me while I twirl a finger in the air nonchalantly.

P.S. How's Putin?

I mean, i guess we can start with you forum suspending people who were bumping their petitions which contained incriminating evidence of you abusing power and calling it a ban for "spamming"?

I don't really care enough anymore, but you can't really think people just forgot about all the stuff you pulled less than 6 months ago?

[Loke]

Loke was suspended for MQ


Wrong.

[Sextar]

Wrong.

multiboxing? mrrf

[Seaweedpimp]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3045/lololololk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/221/lololololk.jpg/)




nice drunken y

[Loke]

multiboxing? mrrf

SEQ I believe.

[Gmal]

Supremecy is mad mad. Dude calm down its a game. What kind of EQ world would we live in without the drama of it all.

[Bloodshot]

Cringing at the GIF right now. Spooky bro.

[Szeth]

I think I've got one in there that's a bit more condemning, alas it effects the server as a whole. Not sure I can bring myself to do it.

[Sextar]

SEQ I believe.

That confirms it.

Loke = BigKayBee

[Alarti0001]

Nilbog got the full version of those logs, not just the crop job Mellyn shared around - the ones that show Mellyn trying to stage a little coup. You don't even want to get me started on logs, I've got nothing to hide, and a whole arsenal to embarass you with. It's no secret that IB stirred the pot to attempt to divide and conquer the server.

But none of this is news, and a little forum sleight-of-hand isn't going to change the facts about you.

I want you to get started on logs~!

[Autotune]

I want you to get started on logs~!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/57/220279395_26a24ae64f.jpg

[Szeth]

Uthgaard is not here to do your manual labor. He is a pirate.

[Autotune]

http://lincolnshirefirewoodcompany.com/images/logs.jpg
http://www.springriverloghomes.net/WebSiteUpdate%20Files%5C1.7.09%5CWebsite%20Random% 20length%20lo00%5CTradLogDuring1.jpg

[Autotune]

Uthgaard is not here to do your manual labor. He is a pirate.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/aliens1.jpg

[Gwence]

I miss the days when TR/IB/VD was acutally competition, all this drama is meaningless

this might actually be semi-meaningful if you weren't the biggest contributor to all this meaningless drama

[Tiggles]

this might actually be semi-meaningful if you weren't the biggest contributor to all this meaningless drama

Nice Magelo link in your sig you neckbeard.

[Gwence]

that's stair's goonquest thing, not magelo

but thanks all the same

[Sextar]

nice neckbeard thing in your sig, neckbeard

[Tiggles]

nice neckbeard thing in your sig, neckbeard

Thanks for the assist

[ZEROSUM]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HgjA5NLFjKM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Uthgaard]

Nice tits in your sig.

[Jon Lemon]

Nice tits in your sig.

fuk u

[Uthgaard]

Don't worry, I didn't mean your manboobs.

[Bort]

It was Swarws

[Enygma]

Guess P99 Knows how to pick staff well. Must be in the handbook to lead off a conversation like this then ignore a player.

http://i41.tinypic.com/mjxuf.jpg

LOL even the gms know swarws is a qqing emo /wrist bitch.

owned.

/cheer Bort for Prez.

[Denzal]

Eh regardless of a person's reputation there is no need to a guide to be outright hostile right off the bat, I can't see what was said beforehand but the situation could have been handled better

[Bort]

Eh regardless of a person's reputation there is no need to a guide to be outright hostile right off the bat, I can't see what was said beforehand but the situation could have been handled better

Precisely.

[Quizy]

you can see deano's name at the top of the SS so you know its some whiney IB bitch