Welcome Back From Iraq [Archive]

Muchew

12-19-2011, 03:11 PM

ITT: HBB thinks occupiers deserve more respect and gratitude than soldiers.

Yeah, mindlessly going to another country and killing people because your superior tells you to garners a lot more respect then standing up to friends and family for something you believe in, even when the majority of people are too stupid to understand what your fighting for.

Sign me up for War on Iran.

Diggles

12-19-2011, 03:14 PM

Yeah, mindlessly going to another country and killing people because your superior tells you to garners a lot more respect then standing up to friends and family for something you believe in, even when the majority of people are too stupid to understand what your fighting for.

Sign me up for War on Iran.

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/0/2/4/5/3/9/fggffdg-55365403188.jpeg

Autotune

12-19-2011, 03:16 PM

Yeah, mindlessly going to another country and killing people because your superior tells you to garners a lot more respect then standing up to friends and family for something you believe in, even when the majority of people are too stupid to understand what your fighting for.

Sign me up for War on Iran.

no one cares that you and your friends shit on the ground and stand around random places talking about how think you got the answers.

Go occupy a bullet.

Truth

12-19-2011, 03:18 PM

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/12/fear-erasing-drugs/

orwellian pharmaceuticals in development to erase emotional scarring associated with the genocide of innocents from american imperial thugs just in time to squash the occupy uprising

Truth

12-19-2011, 03:32 PM

Littlegyno thank you for your courageous service to our country and praise be to our lizard overlords the Babylonian brotherhood

Muchew

12-19-2011, 03:40 PM

Sorry your redneck dad hit you a little too hard when you were a kid that you feel like you need to go shoot at foreigners.

I'll stick to educating myself and fucking your girlfriend while you are away.

Diggles

12-19-2011, 03:44 PM

purest

12-19-2011, 03:46 PM

Daldolma

12-19-2011, 03:56 PM

Lol. Takes more courage to attend OWS block parties with reggae music and puppet shows than to get shipped to the fucking Bronze Age with a helmet and a gun. Riiiiiight.

Tokko

12-19-2011, 04:33 PM

It was awesome bro. It was like the Protoss vs. the Zerg. A++ would do again.
Never went. and if you did, never left the base. probably a Water Purifier lol

Diggles

12-19-2011, 04:35 PM

War is like call of duty with better graphics and no lag.

Szeth

12-19-2011, 04:37 PM

If there is no lag then I am a bulletproof tiger. My bullets don't miss, my knives come first, and my grenades explode before you kill me.

U mad?

Jon Lemon

12-19-2011, 04:37 PM

get shipped to the fucking Bronze Age with a helmet and a gun

stupidity. not courage.

Jon Lemon

12-19-2011, 04:42 PM

07-08 15 months, 4-9 IN, 4/2 ID pal. BTW not many "water purifiers" in the Army dog. Better to go with something like Cook or something. Stupid African American.

few things as comical as a proud slave

Szeth

12-19-2011, 04:44 PM

Jon Lemon

12-19-2011, 04:50 PM

Yea man, why be proud of selling your life and morality to a jew in a $5000 suit for college money... When instead you can be envious and jealous of what others have done to the extent that you hold a protest. (Read last line as "throw a temper tantrum")

this post makes less sense when you fill in what lilgyno has "done"

Truth

12-19-2011, 04:59 PM

i should get my master's/dr too for status/cuzcan also $0 college debt thx2govt cheese

Slave

12-19-2011, 05:02 PM

In other news, the last US troops have left Iraq thanks to President Obama. I am looking forward to seeing this news about Afghanistan a year or two into his second term.

Jon Lemon

12-19-2011, 05:03 PM

Gotten a BSN using GI Bill and about to use it for Master's brews. $0 college debt. wut.

Science master's, lol. Enjoy your continued service industry enslavement.

$0 college debt, a ticket out of the collapsing US, never had to sell my soul and I won't have to explain to my children that I collaborated with the pre-revolution Imperial occupying force. Because my dignity was worth a little work and a little risk. It was a scary decision to make it on my own instead of suckling the government tit, but I made it. wut were you bragging about again, slave?

Szeth

12-19-2011, 05:07 PM

What do you do for a living Jon Lemon?

Jon Lemon

12-19-2011, 05:12 PM

purest

12-19-2011, 05:21 PM

joining the military is about as embarrassing a life decision as being a cop, you're basically admitting to the world that you thought college was too hard and this was your last resort at making $25,000 a year.

lol, i wouldn't entrust a neanderthal inbred enough to join the military to double bag my groceries, which coincidentally is what the bulk of tthem will be doing when they return home (and make sure you keep my fries piping hot too)

Truth

12-19-2011, 05:25 PM

In other news, the last US troops have left Iraq thanks to President Obama. I am looking forward to seeing this news about Afghanistan a year or two into his second term.

his war council is preparing plans for 2024

Truth

12-19-2011, 05:26 PM

Even the toilet paper of records confirms, not just my conspiracy sites

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/19/us-troops-afghanistan-2024_n_931970.html

Harrison

12-19-2011, 05:41 PM

Even when the majority of people are too stupid to understand what yourfighting for.

Sign me up for War on Iran.

Clearly this MENSA member is the driving intellect behind OWS. English is like, hard stuffz guise!

purest

12-19-2011, 06:03 PM

hehe nothing like insecure american army rejects and their false machismo

no doubt lilgyno was calling in air support whenever the enemy farted too loud over there in iraq, people who talk tough with the point and click on the computer are always the diaper-wearing cowards in actual combat

now if you want to talk about real balls look at the iraqi resistance, talking about people who defend their own country no matter what kind of enemy they’re facing (pigamericans would run for the hills screaming like sheep)

Tokko

12-19-2011, 06:50 PM

07-08 15 months, 4-9 IN, 4/2 ID pal. BTW not many "water purifiers" in the Army dog. Better to go with something like Cook or something. Stupid African American.

confirmed never left base. its okay though... those 5 gallon buckets get heavy when they are completely filled with water.

Kassel

12-19-2011, 06:54 PM

Go occupy a bullet.

I lol'd

Dazen

12-19-2011, 07:08 PM

Yea man, why be proud of something you've done... When instead you can be envious and jealous of what others have done to the extent that you hold a protest. (Read last line as "throw a temper tantrum")

This speaks some much truth about those Douchebags... It's all about what can i take from other's so i dont have to work for a damn thing.

Muchew

12-19-2011, 07:21 PM

Were you people educated in D.C. or something? wtf

A huge amount of OWS supporters have jobs and decent middle-class incomes. No one is begging for money, they just want the rich assholes to stop taking over our country (and other portions of the world).

Have you heard anything Rick Perry has said? It is because money is in politics that idiots like him are even considered running for primaries. It is because money is in politics that the banks received the money we worked hard for, so they could turn around and profit after crying about going bankrupt.

Would you step back and look at the big picture for once rather than flaming anyone who's not easily manipulated by propaganda?

Truth

12-19-2011, 07:52 PM

confirmed never left base. its okay though... those 5 gallon buckets get heavy when they are completely filled with water.

sounds like you never went at all

Awwalike

12-19-2011, 08:03 PM

Awwalike needs to post hbb's face for lolz on this. Also, didn't click the link. It's so very likely something retarded knowing this imbecile.

yeah, it was tite and all but I don't want HBB to cry to GP again to ban me.
who would have known he was going to get so butt hurt?

Hasbinbad

12-19-2011, 08:28 PM

who would have known he was going to get so butt hurt?
If anyone was butthurt it was all the GM's i sent an individual report to for each instance of you spamming the picture which I didn't give you permission to post. You may want to keep that in mind.

Rais

12-19-2011, 08:50 PM

So 100% internet anonymity is a must since you like to run your mouth about things outside p99. I think I understand now.

Awwalike

12-19-2011, 08:57 PM

send me a PM if you would like HBB's picture, I will be home later tonight with the picture.
or hit up my guy Diggles.

Harrison

12-19-2011, 08:59 PM

So 100% internet anonymity is a must since you like to run your mouth about things outside p99. I think I understand now.

Look at purist.

Hasbinbad

12-20-2011, 02:10 AM

So 100% internet anonymity is a must since you like to run your mouth about things outside p99. I think I understand now.
If I wanted anonymity, I wouldn't connect with this community as openly as I do. I just have never shown my picture to this forum, and don't really appreciate it when other people do that. Call me crazy.

Harrison

12-20-2011, 02:13 AM

If I wanted anonymity, I wouldn't connect with this community as openly as I do. I just have never shown my picture to this forum, and don't really appreciate it when other people do that. Call me a pussy.

Hasbinbad

12-20-2011, 02:19 AM

Amelinda, my agreement with you is wearing pretty thin.

Diggles

12-20-2011, 02:22 AM

What, can't come up with anything but his dead brother to fight with? Sad.

Hasbinbad

12-20-2011, 02:25 AM

I don't really know much about Harrison besides that he is a 2.5 toilets tall combat medic and that he failed to combat medic SOMEONE WHO I HAVE BEEN ASKED NOT TO MENTION, so no I can't. Tell me what I should know.

Hasbinbad

12-20-2011, 02:26 AM

He used to be in some fail guild for like a month 2 years ago..?

Diggles

12-20-2011, 02:54 AM

Here's a tip, ol' buddy ol' pal, either ignore or learn to argue without ad hominem. That goes for both of ya.

Daldolma

12-20-2011, 03:00 AM

I think it's pretty shitty to go after his dead brother, and I don't really think it should take a request from someone else to convince you not to. You don't even want your picture on a forum you frequent on a daily basis, but you think it's fair game to talk shit about someone's dead sibling because they called you a pussy? That's not really equitable.

If you don't like him, insult him. It's fucking rants and flames, go all out. Get creative. But there's a huge difference between calling someone a fat ass with a tiny dick and accosting someone over their dead brother.

It's also pretty contradictory for you to push the hippy bullshit about doing what's best for everyone and making the country a better place for everyone while simultaneously using arguably the greatest vulnerability a person can have in order to upset someone over the internet. Harrison is one of the 99% you say you're fighting for. You want to make a tangible difference for one of the 99% without even breaking a sweat? Stop fucking attacking a guy you've never met over his dead brother.

I know your first instinct is going to be to argue, but I also know you're smart enough to realize that you're crossing a line (which is why you do it in the first place). Quit that shit.

Diggles

12-20-2011, 03:02 AM

fuck the police

Hasbinbad

12-20-2011, 04:05 AM

I know your first instinct is going to be to argue, but I also know you're smart enough to realize that you're crossing a line (which is why you do it in the first place). Quit that shit.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

http://i.imgur.com/2gylh.jpg

Diggles

12-20-2011, 04:08 AM

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/804821_700b.jpg

Jon Lemon

12-20-2011, 04:16 AM

diggles confirmed worst shitposting child in history of p99

Daldolma

12-20-2011, 04:37 AM

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

http://i.imgur.com/2gylh.jpg

I'm Gandhi, bitch.

Diggles

12-20-2011, 04:42 AM

diggles confirmed worst shitposting child in history of p99

I haven't gotten 3 accounts banned :)

Jon Lemon

12-20-2011, 05:09 AM

I haven't gotten 3 accounts banned :)

precisely

Diggles

12-20-2011, 05:16 AM

precisely

you haven't done anything even remotely notable since japan was banned.

you're getting old

purest

12-20-2011, 05:17 AM

diggles confirmed worst shitposting child in history of p99

Hasbinbad

12-20-2011, 05:21 AM

Wait, I thought that was me?

Alex

12-20-2011, 05:24 AM

Wait, I thought that was me?

You are in your 30's are you not? And, if forum gossip is correct, still an undergrad?

Hasbinbad

12-20-2011, 06:06 AM

I am in my 30's. I forgot Diggles was 12 or whatever.

To address your other question.

Technically I've only completed college at an A.S. level (many Assoc degrees, actually), but my field is vocational (nursing), so it's not really the same. It requires "2" years of pre-requisites (largely transferable "hard" science [Bio, Chem, Biochem, A&P, micro, psych] classes), depending on your education level going in to the program of study, and then another 2 (very rigorous compared with normal college courses) years of the actual program, which is often waitlisted. I was lucky in that I only had to wait 2 years before getting accepted, during which time I pursued an education in Biotech (the factory workers of the science world).

Basically, any degree in nursing can be assumed to be one level of college beyond the norm. A B.S.N. has been through an equal amount of credit hours as someone with a masters, with similar requirements. An M.S.N. may be equivalently educated as many M.D.s or Ph.D.s, and one of the career paths for a masters in nursing is actually equivalent to the General Practitioner in all but specific areas of technicality.

What I am trying to say is that I've been through a lot of college to attain what I have, and I am neither ashamed nor afraid to talk about it. If you don't like what I have to say when I state my opinions - that's one thing, but making fun of my education is something only an uneducated person would do.

Jon Lemon

12-20-2011, 06:16 AM

What he's trying to say is "yes"

Safon

12-20-2011, 06:23 AM

I am in my 30's. I forgot Diggles was 12 or whatever.

What I am trying to say is that I've been through a lot of college to attain what I have, and I am neither ashamed nor afraid to talk about it. If you don't like what I have to say when I state my opinions - that's one thing, but making fun of my education is something only an uneducated person would do.

Like attacking someone's dead brother would be?

Daldolma

12-20-2011, 06:28 AM

Er, there are plenty of educated people that would still make fun of your education.

Don't take it the wrong way: there are plenty of educated people that would make fun of their own educations, too.

I don't think a high level of education precludes a sense of humor with regards to the elaborate hazing process that is credential accumulation in the US.

Hasbinbad

12-20-2011, 07:32 AM

Like attacking someone's dead brother would be?
Tasteless ≠ Uneducated
Er, there are plenty of educated people that would still make fun of your education.

Don't take it the wrong way: there are plenty of educated people that would make fun of their own educations, too.

I don't think a high level of education precludes a sense of humor with regards to the elaborate hazing process that is credential accumulation in the US.
If you keep speaking sense, this community is likely to start crusading against you.

Jon Lemon

12-20-2011, 07:42 AM

but making fun of my education is something only an uneducated person would do.

actually people are making fun of your lack of education relative to the amount of time you've wasted jerking off in undergrad. This is typically because their education was a success instead of a 25-year ongoing ordeal.

Hasbinbad

12-20-2011, 07:45 AM

Yes, they let uneducated people give drugs that can kill people to people in delicate physical states.

You're totally right.

Jon Lemon

12-20-2011, 07:51 AM

Yes, they let uneducated people give drugs that can kill people to people in delicate physical states.

You're totally right.

quoting so when ppl search your retardation they see this gem twice

Rustybeard

12-23-2011, 03:51 PM

Hey HBB, err Michael Haley, are you still a nursing student? How is the Mustang running? Still rocking the goatee?

Diggles

12-23-2011, 03:53 PM

Hasbinbad confirmed young nurse.

Diggles

12-23-2011, 03:53 PM

If Hasbinbad and Harrison partnered up they could stop all of the death and suffering in Iraq.

vaylorie

12-23-2011, 05:04 PM

Is this the HBB? (if so... no ban this is public pic)

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-AhQoAv1zzu4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABY/zEfgNj53Hv0/s200-c-k/photo.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-U41Jkgwevfc/TlH9u3QazfI/AAAAAAAAAFU/SW8O_03_yhg/w477-h320-k/DSC06128.JPG

https://plus.google.com/116666361478973747146/posts

Harrison

12-23-2011, 05:06 PM

Yes.

Daldolma

12-23-2011, 05:15 PM

HBB getting trolled.

purest

12-23-2011, 05:18 PM

lol @ this kid acting like he just dropped dox on hasbinbad when that shit has already been posted a bajillion on this forum going back over like a year ago

but congrats on reposting publicly available information of a known internet attention whore that anyone with a cursory knowledge of how to use the Google search engine can find in 2 seconds

Truth

12-23-2011, 05:23 PM

someone trolled me with that

Tasslehofp99

12-23-2011, 08:11 PM

purest

12-23-2011, 08:23 PM

apparently ppl went to iraq to "fight" for my right to speak freely on the internet now

lmao you have to be the biggest retard on the planet

Truth

12-23-2011, 08:26 PM

yea let's see how fast those soldiers coming home now turn on the anti-SOPA rebellion

Jon Lemon

12-23-2011, 08:32 PM

People like you should be forced to fight in Iraq, then maybe you will appreciate the right you have to say stuff like this.

Nah, people like you who would joke about enslaving citizens to go murder innocents are probably the ones who need to learn to appreciate the responsibility that comes with freedom of speech. However, being a rational person I would suggest you start reading, rather than doing violence on unrelated brown people, to learn about the Constitution and civic duty.

Rais

12-23-2011, 09:09 PM

People like you should be forced to fight in Iraq, then maybe you will appreciate the right you have to say stuff like this.

I fought in Iraq and I don't give two shits what anyone says on the internet.

I do find it funny how people like to lump anyone who has served into the " they just want to kill those brown people" role. Maybe you need to be more rational and start reading so you understand what the non-shitbags did in Iraq, compared to the true shitbags did.

I didn't enjoy cleaning up the mess we made, but I was damn sure to try and do my best as a human and do the right thing while I was there.

Jon Lemon

12-23-2011, 09:28 PM

I fought in Iraq and I don't give two shits what anyone says on the internet.

I do find it funny how people like to lump anyone who has served into the " they just want to kill those brown people" role. Maybe you need to be more rational and start reading so you understand what the non-shitbags did in Iraq, compared to the true shitbags did.

I didn't enjoy cleaning up the mess we made, but I was damn sure to try and do my best as a human and do the right thing while I was there.

I don't care if you want to kill brown people; once you sign that oath it becomes your legal obligation to do so. Without murderers like you to pass the buck to the "true shitbag" murderers (protip: the only thing separating you is what you happen to be ordered to do. you are the same.) the entire enterprise could not exist.

Odonk

12-23-2011, 09:46 PM

People like you should be forced to fight in Iraq, then maybe you will appreciate the right you have to say stuff like this.

show me where he says anything about "wanting to kill brown people" in this post please

Nah, people like you who would joke about enslaving citizens to go murder innocents are probably the ones who need to learn to appreciate the responsibility that comes with freedom of speech. However, being a rational person I would suggest you start reading, rather than doing violence on unrelated brown people, to learn about the Constitution and civic duty.

you mean the civic duty of bashing American troops?

Jon Lemon

12-23-2011, 09:57 PM

show me where he says anything about "wanting to kill brown people" in this post please

" they just want to kill those brown people"

did not read rest

vaylorie

12-23-2011, 10:09 PM

All these hippie morons talking shit. Go talk to people in Iraq and other places our military has been and see how happy they were before and after we arrived.

You think the US killed X00,000 innocent civilian bystanders? You are truly an idiot. (go read and do the research yourself before spouting the same tired anti-war propaganda. What about the 400,000+ that are still alive since Sadaam is no longer in power?

You dejects sit here and have the gall to call US troops murders. Argue all you want about the responsibility of the US to be the world police, but save your anti-war / killing innocents horseshit for more of your weak minded liberal orgies.

Thanks to those that serve in the military both now and throughout the concourse of time, you have the luxury to make fun of them and insult them. You retards horde into parks to try to garner some sense of relevance for the fact that your lack of mental aptitude and motivation has left you thus far with nothing for yourselves.

Just wait for the day the Chinese or other are knocking on your door while you are cowering in the corner having just pissed yourself from fear. Meanwhile, the US soldier knowingly risks his life for the stability of the world, including fights they don't agree with

"We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it."

-Jack Nicholson
A Few Good Men

Odonk

12-23-2011, 10:10 PM

still waiting for the tasslehof quote that has the part about killing brown people.

did not read rest = i am to stupid to come up with a reply

Jon Lemon

12-23-2011, 10:38 PM

i'm not sure you got the point of A Few Good Men there pal

Rais

12-23-2011, 10:56 PM

I don't care if you want to kill brown people; once you sign that oath it becomes your legal obligation to do so. Without murderers like you to pass the buck to the "true shitbag" murderers (protip: the only thing separating you is what you happen to be ordered to do. you are the same.) the entire enterprise could not exist.

No where in that oath does it say I have to kill a man or woman based on their skill color, religion, nor sexual desires.

Try again on your witty hipster trip that being in Armed Forces=Killing brown people. You want to preach about learning and being better than others in the service, but to me you are no better than the neck beared morons who made us go to Iraq in the first place.

Ignorance is what caused us to invade Iraq on lies and propaganda, and ignorance is trait that you wish to have with the crap you write. I didn't see news that you tried to overthrow President Bush when he had us invade Iraq. So that makes you just as bad as those who served over seas and didn't kill people or do evil shit?

But keep with your Pro-Tips, you might get one right one day when you live your life outside of your iphone, mac or whatever else you live by.

Everyone is responsible for their actions. The best of us didn't act like animals like the few did while called on to go Iraq/Afghan. I truly hope those who did rot in hell.

Hasbinbad

12-23-2011, 11:05 PM

I didn't see news that you tried to overthrow President Bush when he had us invade Iraq. So that makes you just as bad as those who served over seas and didn't kill people or do evil shit?
You're kind of an idiot, but this is absolutely correct.

Truth

12-23-2011, 11:40 PM

its pointless

you cant blame the slaves for the bidding of their masters

I could go further, but its not fair. The military is a good advancement point for the socially misqualified (made up word). There really are people who have no chance in life without it.

Truth

12-23-2011, 11:41 PM

and if i had no chance in life, I would murder foreigners in their homelands*

Harrison

12-23-2011, 11:49 PM

But instead, you're an unemployed junkie, living off OUR taxes. Accomplishment? Retard.

Truth

12-24-2011, 12:16 AM

I have never collected anything from a socialist program. Good try, Army dropout

Jon Lemon

12-24-2011, 12:30 AM

But instead, you're an unemployed junkie, living off OUR taxes. Accomplishment? Retard.

Collecting welfare in exchange for murdering sand people does not qualify as employment. Contrasting unemployment and the military in terms of the "accomplishment" involved is hilarious. Success in the American military requires you become an "accomplished" destroyer of honest people's labor. The unemployed are on infinitely higher moral ground than any murdering mercenary in our joke of an army.

Truth

12-24-2011, 12:32 AM

yea dude harrison like bro im not unemployed, dont benefit from welfare, social security, unemployment (which is an insurance program not exactly welfare), food stamps, or anything, FISA, gov't college grants programs, could go on

you are stretching hard to diss me

Strunk

12-24-2011, 12:34 AM

Why did my last post get deleted. I thought HBB didnt care about his addy being public?

Autotune

12-24-2011, 12:36 AM

Who cares if people from our country went and killed people in another country. It's happened all thru history.

STFU and enjoy your Freedom Flakes, faggots.

Harrison

12-24-2011, 12:38 AM

Cast's resume has nothing on it for longer than 3 months, including "painting loading docks" so you obviously leech off someone.

Harrison

12-24-2011, 12:39 AM

Also, playing AoE is not a job. Despite you playing it 40+hrs a week at one point.

Jon Lemon

12-24-2011, 12:45 AM

Who cares if people from our country went and killed people in another country. It's happened all thru history.

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Autotune

12-24-2011, 12:51 AM

Daldolma

12-24-2011, 01:18 AM

Collecting welfare in exchange for murdering sand people does not qualify as employment. Contrasting unemployment and the military in terms of the "accomplishment" involved is hilarious. Success in the American military requires you become an "accomplished" destroyer of honest people's labor. The unemployed are on infinitely higher moral ground than any murdering mercenary in our joke of an army.

Confirmed fan of anime, quidditch