Why did the Hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

[Tuko]

Because he ate his food before it was cool

[pickled_heretic]

did you hear about the guy who submitted 10 puns to a pun contest? he hoped to win at least once, but no pun in ten did!

[Lulz Sect]

http://i.imgur.com/Q3224.jpg

[pickled_heretic]

I want this thread to be about lame jokes please not spiderman or hipsters

[Diggles]

how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one to do it and eleven to say how much they could have done that better.

[Muchew]

When is a door not a door?

When a door is ajar.

[loopholbrook]

What's the deal with newspaper? It's not new ans where's the spaper.

[Truth]

What's the deal with that kid who likes turtles? It's like, hey kid, I like turtles too, but what's the deal?

[pickled_heretic]

what's the deal with deals? it's like, n/m...

[purest]

So what's the deal with airline peanuts?!? I mean, am I right??? http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l512/millhouseproject1999/smiley2.gif

http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l512/millhouseproject1999/crowdapplause.gif

thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night!