I demand to see a picture of Hasbinbad IRL right now

[Awwalike]

so post it, make sure it's tite.

[purest]

posting in a 1 star thread

[Diggles]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/179865_201671526512239_100000081796912_804450_1114 285_n.jpg

[Truth]

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/01/Angry_child.jpg

[Awwalike]

posting in a 1 star thread

actually bro it's 4 star even though you are logging on all your multi accts to vote lol.

TITE

[loopholbrook]

actually bro it's 4 star even though you are logging on all your multi accts to vote lol.

TITE

actually bro it's 3 star lol.

TITE

[Autotune]

actually bro it's 3 star lol.

TITE

looks like 4 stars to me. Where did you learn to count?

[Shannacore]

I think if a photo were actually posted, hbb would petition to have it deleted.

[Hagglebaron]

Don't hold out on us Shanna, you and he used to be tight you've gotta have a pic of him around!

[Hailto]

Has he really never posted a picture before? Thats kindof surprising.

[Autotune]

lol someone is spamming new accounts

[Autotune]

Don't hold out on us Shanna, you and he used to be tight you've gotta have a pic of him around!

hbb has a pic of her in a birthday suit supposedly, i'm sure she has a pic of him.

[Truth]

wtf tralina u never send me that 1

[Diggles]

tralina and hbb

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/388551_287060947997744_100000815246744_779031_4905 99006_n.jpg

[Shannacore]

hbb has a pic of her in a birthday suit supposedly, i'm sure she has a pic of him.

Nope

[Diggles]

@Diggles537 What the hell is the gif in your signature

[Autotune]

Nope

well i am sure you look better than he does any how.

[Hasbinbad]

well i am sure you look better than he does any how.
That's only when our pants are still on.

[Diggles]

headcrabs

[Hailto]

That's only when our pants are still on.

lol

[Harrison]

Even that disgusting halfshit visage posts its picture. Imagine the slobbish neckbeard hbb is that makes him afraid to do so.

[Hasbinbad]

Even that disgusting halfshit visage posts its picture. Imagine the slobbish neckbeard hbb is that makes him afraid to do so.
I am the ugliest person in existence. So sayeth the 2.5 toilet tall p99 resident combat medic.

Except I'm prettier than his brother.

[Hailto]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mrgzgyCL87M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I would say this is a fairly accurate representation of HBB.

[purest]

funny thats exactly how i pictured you

[Abacab PvP Prophet]

Hasbinbad will never show his IRL picture he might quote reasons like "I'm not showing my face to a bunch of virgins!"

but really it's a defensive tactic because once a photo is dropped then it opens a vulnerability

[Diggles]

i've dropped photos what the fuck come on

[Truth]

he's just fat get over it so is like 99% of the internet

[Abacab PvP Prophet]

he's just fat get over it so is like 99% of the internet

1% pro-ana fag here! Looking down on the fat 99%

[EnnoiaII]

I am the ugliest person in existence. So sayeth the 2.5 toilet tall p99 resident combat medic.

Except I'm prettier than his brother.

That's crossing the line dude.

[Diggles]

That's crossing the line dude.

he's said so many dead brother jokes that at this point it really is just boring

[Autotune]

he's said so many dead brother jokes that at this point it really is just boring

this. It's one of the main reasons I can not take anything HBB posts serious. Someone who tries to provoke another via insulting a dead relative or friend has no opinion worth noting imo. It's pretty cowardly and something a child would resort to.

[Harrison]

It must burn their tiny fragile egos that they can't even get a rise with it, either. They resort to it out of sheer spittle spewing, jowl jiggling rage, and that amuses me.

[Hailto]

this. It's one of the main reasons I can not take anything HBB posts serious. Someone who tries to provoke another via insulting a dead relative or friend has no opinion worth noting imo. It's pretty cowardly and something a child would resort to.

QFT

[Hasbinbad]

he's just fat get over it so is like 99% of the internet
I am fat. 5'11 245lbs, with a big belly and a big ass and a bunch of big muscles. This is confirmed. Spread it around. Quote it after everything I say that you don't agree with. Put it in your sig. I literally don't give a fuck what you think about me being fat. Your moms still like it when I put it in their butt, as long as their face is shoved into the corner and they don't have to look at me.

I don't post my picture here because I don't want to. Most of you are creeps, especially the ones trying to get a picture of me for whatever reason. I'm sure one will surface here shortly, but honestly I don't care.

BTW: yes, I will petition to have it removed.

[Hasbinbad]

It must burn their tiny fragile egos that they can't even get a rise with it, either. They resort to it out of sheer spittle spewing, jowl jiggling rage, and that amuses me.
Too bad your brothers jowls can't jiggle anymore huh?

[Hailto]

Your moms still like it when I put it in their butt, as long as their face is shoved into the corner and they don't have to look at me.

HBB= Tyrion Lannister of EQ Emu, just less witty.

[Diggles]

I weigh less than HBB, wut

[Humerox]

just because someone says something "stupid" now and again, doesn't mean they are, by a long shot.

Even Finawin had his good times before he became a misanthrope, and still says some relevent and meaningful things.

tldr; we all say stupid shit sometimes.

[Diggles]

6'3'' 230lbs, come at me hbb

[Truth]

you a baws *****

[Diggles]

I attack 4'11" freshman for lunch money

[Truth]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IhKjWmcZ1Rk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Hasbinbad]

6'3'' 230lbs, come at me hbb
Muscle weighs more than fat.

Come at me bro.

[Diggles]

Muscle weighs more than fat.

Come at me bro.
i hear that only from fat people.

also, i've had combat training with weapons lets do this pirates of the carribean sword style.

[yaaaflow]

I've seen a picture of hasbinbad what do i win

[yaaaflow]

he was wearing a sweet turtleneck

[Hasbinbad]

Eh, as far as melee weaponry goes, I've only had adult training in Battodo (Toyama Ryu) and Inayan Eskrima, so if you want to duel with a katana or knives, I'm down.

[Truth]

I know like 20 martial arts too bros

[Diggles]

I know Fechtbücher sword fighting techniques, that's it :[ basic one hand and buckler

PERHAPS A SHOOTING TOURNAMENT I CAN SPLIT A CARD 100 YARDS OUT

[Hasbinbad]

The other thing my dad taught me while he was drunk besides how to take a punch was how to hunt. After years of skyscraping dove with a full choke, I'm a fucking surgeon with a shotgun. ^^
http://i.imgur.com/kYwgd.jpg

[Mardur]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/179865_201671526512239_100000081796912_804450_1114 285_n.jpg

Picture of Diggles:

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/390141_268874826496933_100001232543584_828452_1160 804295_n.jpg

[visage]

It doesn't matter what Hasbinbad looks like. Harrison will always be the # 1 fat ass on p99. He eats and breaths fat. As far as his dead brother goes. Who the fuck cares. He attacks peoples wifes , children and etc. It's fair game. Quite frankly least Hasbinbad can post some stuff that's actually amusing. Harrison just whines about everyone and insults anyone who isn't as pathetic as he is. Hasbinbad knows the minute you tie a face with him. It will not go with the crap he posts. It would ruin him. Had he done it earlier in his trolling day's it would've went by , but it's gone on to far now.

[Diggles]

i'm more of a rifle guy myself, AR-15s give me a boner

[Autotune]

The other thing my dad taught me while he was drunk besides how to take a punch was how to hunt. After years of skyscraping dove with a full choke, I'm a fucking surgeon with a shotgun. ^^
http://i.imgur.com/kYwgd.jpg

wrong type of shotgun to be posting and talking about being a surgeon.

[Truth]

the 12 year old asian chick at the end of full metal jacket was hotter

[Hasbinbad]

Someone hasn't seen Kill Bill.

Oh the ironing.

[Truth]

the sniper bitch Joker shoots in her fucking dome with his boot in her neck

[Hailto]

that scene was fucked up

[Autotune]

Someone hasn't seen Kill Bill.

Oh the ironing.

i sinked it, i'm just saiyan.

[Hasbinbad]

This is the gun I favored the most.
http://i.imgur.com/Rvin4.jpg

[Doors]

Looks like a gold trigger browning.

[Hasbinbad]

Yep. The BPS, one of the best all arounds ever made imho.

My very first was a mossberg pump 20 gauge (fuck you, I was nine), then I went between a BPS very much like that for dove, pheasant, quail, rabbits, early season ducks, snow geese, and honkers; a scrolled out ithaca side by side for pheasant and quail; and a browning 30" auto when we went for January geese.

[Autotune]

Looks like a Remington, I am more of a Mossberg fan myself. Benelli makes a nice semi auto shotgun too, but way to early to remember the model number i like.

[Autotune]

oh browning, didn't even think about those lol.

[Hasbinbad]

My dad swore by his Remington 1100, but that is a Browning bps in the picture.

[Secrets]

Since Hasbinbad has failed to provide a picture of himself, I will post one of myself.

http://i.imgur.com/CmcC7.jpg

[Hailto]

You need to hit that carpet with a little bit of vacuuming secrets.

[Secrets]

You need to hit that carpet with a little bit of vacuuming secrets.

Not my carpet. Was over a friend's house when I took that. They since moved out of the apartment, had roaches and shit in it, landlord got pissed.

[Autotune]

My dad swore by his Remington 1100, but that is a Browning bps in the picture.

if i had looked instead of just scanning over it, i'd probably have noticed. also i just woke up to log in and die on EQ so my eyesight/brain isn't functioning well. Sadly can't sleep yet

Anywho, i thought it was a rem870, if i had looked closer i'd have known i was wrong lol.

[Truth]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/v0a8thR2WyE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Shannacore]

http://i41.tinypic.com/i1mglw.jpg

[Shannacore]

My dumb cursor ruined EVERYTHING

[Shannacore]

His first and second point are p accurate imo

[Autotune]

so male with earring = butt pirate.

[Diggles]

hasbinbad confirmed gay

[Szeth]

also i just woke up to log in and die on EQ so my eyesight/brain isn't functioning well. Sadly can't sleep yet

Is that why Xeli got juked so hard this morning?

[ColdFritter]

Apparently pics of players with cocks in their mouths isnt allowed in RnF. So I'll keep my pic of HBB suckin my dick to myself.

[Hailto]

You know that makes you gay too, right bro?

[ColdFritter]

You know that makes you gay too, right bro?

You'd like that wouldn't you baby?

[ColdFritter]

ALSO, just cause he's suckin my cock, doesnt mean I'm gay. It just means I've got my dick sucked more times than you.

[Hailto]

Whatever gets you to sleep at night.

[ColdFritter]

A good cock suckin puts me straight to sleep. You prolly wouldn't understand.

[Hasbinbad]

ALSO, just cause he's suckin my cock, doesnt mean I'm gay. It just means I've got my dick sucked more times than you.
We made eye contact bro.

[ColdFritter]

We made eye contact bro.

I thought we were keepin it a "super secret"...

[Diggles]

hasbinbad did you report me :[

[Hasbinbad]

Yes. Did I not say I was going to?

[Diggles]

thought we had something v. special

[Hasbinbad]

We did and do.

[Diggles]

can I say ****** without being reported yet

[Hasbinbad]

I actually just reported you, but then thought better of it and sent a message saying please disregard my last report. I did that only because you used the word in an academic sense (to describe the use of the word), and I don't have an issue with that. I hope you don't get warn/banned for that, and if you do, I apologize.

[ColdFritter]

HBB GETTING SERIOUS OFF IN THIS BITCH!

[Autotune]

hasbinbad does, indeed, not fight the system. Hasbinbad is the system's bitch.

[JayDee]

that jim carey sig discredits all your posts

guy hasnt been funny since ace ventura 2

[ColdFritter]

that jim carey sig discredits all your posts

guy hasnt been funny since ace ventura 2

This single statement discredits anything you've ever said. Ever.

[Diggles]

jaydee has been creditable ever?

[Hailto]

Best movie was liar liar, not sure if that was after ace Ventura or not.

[Hasbinbad]

Jim Carey stopped being funny after Fire Marshall Bill.

He's been doing the same schtick since then.

[ColdFritter]

Funny movies after AV:2.
The Cable Guy
Liar Liar
Man on the Moon
Me, Myself & Irene
Bruce Almighty
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (Not funny but I enjoyed it anyway, haters gonna hate)
Fun with Dick and Jane

[Hasbinbad]

Bruce Almighty and Liar Liar were funny concepts for movies, but would have been better with nearly any other actor.

[ColdFritter]

Bruce Almighty and Liar Liar were funny concepts for movies, but would have been better with nearly any other actor.

To each their own.

[EnnoiaII]

Jim Carey was never funny. Ever.

[Hasbinbad]

Fire Marshall Bill was funny the first time I saw it.

[Awwalike]

am I really going to have to go thru the private section on rampageguild? or is it a lost cause cause HBB hasn't posted a pic ever?

[ColdFritter]

Even if you post a pic he'll just petition for it to be removed. There have been about 10 pictures uploaded in this thread already, you're wasting time even posting here. Unless diggles still has some pix up his ass you're out o' luck.

[Awwalike]

tite, I rather read about this shit than the hipster occupy shit

[ColdFritter]

I'll pm you a picture of something so you can ease your mind.

[Awwalike]

well I finally saw the face of ignorance, SHOUT OUT DIGGLES FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN.

[ColdFritter]

Yeah, HBB is a sex beast.