I make more in a week than you do in a month.

[chtulu]

Does this mean I'm not the 99%?

Tax the rich less IMO.http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a26/Nt03hamlin/money.jpg


Pay attention to the pay period and the gross amount.

[Diggles]

too bad money doesn't make you less gay.

[chtulu]

No but it sure helps.

[vaylorie]

if you made about $7700 more per week you would be in the 1%... your close

[Diggles]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/311304_10150343296082407_726362406_8546478_1547905 347_n.jpg

[Shannacore]

Gots money but no kid

[chtulu]

diggles, why do you have my facebook booked marked?

Also...I do have a kid. I can afford a lawyer.

[chtulu]

PS. that's a cute picture shannnnnnnna

[Shannacore]

yo gabba gabba ruined everything

[chtulu]

Explain to me how yo gabba gabba ruins everything. I took Emma to the live concert show of yo gabba gabba. Honestly, one of the best shows i've been to.

[Tiggles]

How long have you been at your job to make that much?

[chtulu]

I'm an apprentice. Been doing it for a few months...got a pay increase because we went to hourly.

[Chronoburn]

So you worked 120 hours for this check?

[chtulu]

40 hours. We aren't allowed to work over time due to contractual agreements with our client.

[chtulu]

no one else find it bullshit that $500 was taken out for taxes in one week?

[Tiggles]

You have made only 8.5k years to date so that means if a few months means 3 then your on track to make 34,000 after taxes meaning you make less then half then most of the professionals who post on RNF. Even if a few means 2 mo ths that's still only 50k.

Itt: poor people

[Scratch&Sniff]

chtulu started this thread =)

you on pvp yet man?

[Mingo]

Help me solve this riddle.

If an attention whore:
Was paid $1920 for the week 11/6 to 11/12.
Has been working at this job for a few months.
Has earned in this year to date only $8500.
What is the attention whore's average weekly paycheck and why does he want an internet community to think he's earning way more weekly than he truly is?

[vaylorie]

bragging about 100K? lawl

[chtulu]

I am. I'm a cleric. dontkillrezzer I believe my name is.

and as I stated tiggles. I started on hourly last week. Before that was unit work. Hence the increase in income. All checks should look like that until hourly is no longer available

[chtulu]

Mingo that's not a riddle, that's a story problem.

and it's bad.

[Tiggles]

I am. I'm a cleric. dontkillrezzer I believe my name is.

and as I stated tiggles. I started on hourly last week. Before that was unit work. Hence the increase in income. All checks should look like that until hourly is no longer available

Post one of those checks then mr 34k
We all believe you got a 1000% pay increase

[chtulu]

I was making roughly 600-700 a week. That's not really 1000%.

Either way, it's much more than you.

[Shannacore]

Nah, p. sure Tiggles makes bank.

[Tiggles]

I was making roughly 600-700 a week. That's not really 1000%.

Either way, it's much more than you.

Oh ok show me

[Diggles]

I make almost 500 a week and im 17???????

[Mingo]

Hey, hey we got off on the wrong foot pal. I didn't realize you were used to making a shitty 600-700/weekly. If that's the case, congrats on your 3fold pay increase, hopefully you can stay on hourly for a lot longer! It's going to really suck when you have to go back down to that set 600-700 when the work dries up, no more tranny hookers, no more Sizzler, no more Cracker Barrel... put away the $$ while you can you high roller you.

[Tiggles]

rofl this thread turned out real bad for Cthulhu real fast.

Think he did this to impress tralina

[chtulu]

I did it for the tiggles.

[Kraftwerk]

40 hours. We aren't allowed to work over time due to contractual agreements with our client.

Either you're fibbing or have chosen to grossly underpay your taxes paycheck to paycheck.

Your current Federal Income Tax rate puts you at 17.9%:

Fed Income Tax - 343.77
Pre-tax - 1920.00
Rate ~17.9%
Total annual income determined based on hourly wages and 2000 hour work-year at 17.9% income tax - $55,000.
$55,000 / 2000 hrs = 27.50/hr
1920/27.5hr = ~70 hours

Now, if you're not fibbing and you did infact only work 40 hours we're looking at:

Fed Income Tax - 343.77
Pre-tax 1920.00
1920/40hrs = $48/hr
$48/hr based on 2000 hour work-year = $96,000
Tax rate for $96,000 = 21.35%
Weekly federal income tax at 21.35% = 409.92
Total due in Fed Income Tax pre deductions = $20,497
Total you'll have paid at your current rate = $17,876.04

If you're not lieing you should really have your employee tax forms changed so that you're not underpaying by what will be $3,000 at the end of each year.

[chtulu]

Kraftwerk, will you be my accountant? I had to buy a work van and I get paid truck and tool money too. So I keep all my gas receipts.

[Mingo]

Kraftwerk, will you be my accountant? I had to buy a work van and I get paid truck and tool money too. So I keep all my gas receipts.

LOL are you really posting your income + materials/cost expense reimbursal and bragging? Grats on spending $1000 on materials and bragging about your 'paycheck'. Kraftwerk his taxes are right b/c that $1920 is not all taxable income.

[chtulu]

ya see, that's what I thought...I haven't been in a situation like this with a job so learning how to NOT fuck myself over when it comes to taxes is my first goal.

[Tiggles]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4301/balancehr.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/171/balancehr.jpg/)

This thread is getting boring.

That picture looked shopped.


BRB moving everything back into my savings.

[Tiggles]

fuck why is it so small, how can i validate myself to strangers now

[Diggles]

what kind of faggot plays minecraft

[Diggles]

also gief lol info

[Tiggles]

also gief lol info

I don't know how to play LoL and you will make fun of me.

[Doors]

Gay thread about a gay subject. Nobody cares.

[Diggles]

I make out a 15k balance, is that correct Mr. Dominic?

[Tiggles]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3319/balancel.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/100/balancel.jpg/)

[Jerry Garcia]

75k in checking? new money bro?

[Diggles]

Tiggles took out a loan to post this

[chtulu]

gayporn.com tab bro

[Doors]

Why do you have a gayporn.com site up lol

[chtulu]

LOL at having 75k in checking...someone doesn't like to invest.

[Tiggles]

LOL at having 75k in checking...someone doesn't like to invest.

I moved everything from my two savings and checking into my checking.

[Diggles]

also doors and chtulu fell for a really obvious tab troll it's kinda sad

[chtulu]

And where did you move that cock that's hovering near your entrances? gayporn,com for sure.

[deakolt]

so what you make like 100k a year? fuckin chump change get outta here

[Bazia]

Gay thread about a gay subject. Nobody cares.

[Slave]

I guess sucking dick really pays off.

[OngorDrakan]

no one else find it bullshit that $500 was taken out for taxes in one week?

Suck a dick.:D

[Diggles]

too bad money doesn't make you less gay.

[Slathar]

but my trust fund has over 4 milly

[Secrets]

Does this mean I'm not the 99%?

I think it means you are still single.

[booter]

Nice year-to-date income bro~

[WizardEQ]

It has been confirmed. I make more than $1920 per month because I spend that amount just on organic milk for my household of 7.

Honestly, I have no problems discussing $$$. Make consider it taboo. You obvious just started this job a few weeks ago so kudos for you on your first (?) job out of college.

I'm making around that amount per week on my SECOND of two jobs that I hold. My family is first and foremost and it is my primary goal to support them well.

But just talking about what you make like you're doing kind of makes you out to be an asshole.

You have been served.

[JayDee]

chris brown gets what you get in 10 years in 2 days

[Hasbinbad]

http://i.imgur.com/vRwj8.jpg

[EnnoiaII]

fuck why is it so small

That's what she said.

[Ele]

I guess sucking dick really pays off.

http://i.imgur.com/ul9hI.jpg

[Kassel]

i enjoyed that meme

[JenJen]

10/10 meme!!

[Knuckle]

It has been confirmed. I make more than $1920 per month because I spend that amount just on organic milk for my household of 7.

Honestly, I have no problems discussing $$$. Make consider it taboo. You obvious just started this job a few weeks ago so kudos for you on your first (?) job out of college.

I'm making around that amount per week on my SECOND of two jobs that I hold. My family is first and foremost and it is my primary goal to support them well.

But just talking about what you make like you're doing kind of makes you out to be an asshole.

You have been served.
hit me up in game on red99 knuckle.

[cyryllis]

Dear Chtulu,

Just thought I would let you know that
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/cyryllis/shitisweak.jpg

[Daldolma]

This thread is sad.

[bonehand]

Idiot...you aren't even near the $250K mark where taxes need increased, double that and you might need to worry if your investments pay off big one year.

To be in the 1% you need to make hella more than you are making now.

Grats on the new job, but when they find out what a douchebag you are, you will be getting unemployment.

[Knuckle]

Am I the only one that finds this thread to be absolute lulz? Cthulu is the master troll bros, he made some god thread a year ago and it went to like 200 pages.

[Gileren]

you made 2k 1 week but ytd is almost 9 thousand, you are still at the poverty level my friend

[chtulu]

you guys should stop occupying parks, maybe you all could make as much as me.

haters gonna hate.

[loopholbrook]

Just going to point out that I'm 19 and own a 2012 M3, fully paid off. No big deal that a 19 year old drives at $70,000 car while most of you people in your 30's-40's on here drive a 2002 toyota or some shit. :)

[bizzum]

Just going to point out that I'm 19 and own a 2012 M3, fully paid off. No big deal that a 19 year old drives at $70,000 car while most of you people in your 30's-40's on here drive a 2002 toyota or some shit. :)

Probably just smart enough to not waste that amount of money on a car. Maybe I just don't know what the ruckus is all about.

[Diggles]

I don't understand why people would pay so much for a method of transportation.

[Diggles]

I'm going to be the person with a 1990's pick up truck and you walk in my house and I have a 10,000 dollar computer setup

[loopholbrook]

I'm going to be the person with a 1990's pick up truck and you walk in my house and I have a 10,000 dollar computer setup

See that is where we differ. I'm the kind of guy with a 2012 BMW and you walk into my house and I have a 13" MacBook. Don't get me wrong, I've put 8 gb of ram and 1 tb 7200 rpm hdd in it, but now way will I spend $10,000 on a computer when I can get one for 1/5 of the price that can do everything I want it to do.

[pickled_heretic]

See that is where we differ. I'm the kind of guy with a 2012 BMW and you walk into my house and I have a 13" MacBook. Don't get me wrong, I've put 8 gb of ram and 1 tb 7200 rpm hdd in it, but now way will I spend $10,000 on a computer when I can get one for 1/5 of the price that can do everything I want it to do.

the same can be said for your car pal

[Rogean]

1. Buy a $20k car
2. Use it for work travel
3. Earn .50 a mile
4. Drive more than 40k miles work related.
5. Profit

[Tiggles]

1. Buy a $20k car
2. Use it for work travel
3. Earn .50 a mile
4. Drive more than 40k miles work related.
5. Profit

5. Buy Aston Martin for the weekends

[Humerox]

i used to pay more in alimony than that

[philbertpk]

looks like for almost 10k you get taxed 1k.

I get 32% taken out of my shitty pay check.

how about some tax cuts for me ?

[Pringles]

Young doctor up in here!

[Galanteer]

sounds like someone has zero clue as to how much wealth there is out there. Easy to make that kinda money.