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Tiggles
11-11-2011, 02:14 PM
I need some snappy lines to put on a card for my girlfriend to make up for ignoring her while playing Skyrim and eating Pats cheesesteaks at 5am while she was up trying to get ahold of me.

Everquest related lines get a plus.

Best I could think of is "I'm as sorry as TR is filled with cheating scumbags"

But it seems a little to angry.

This is serious btw I need it soon.

Thanks.

Eldaran
11-11-2011, 02:16 PM
you from Philly bro?

Say "Baby nothing is more important to me than you, but I am a stupid male and sometimes forget my priorities. Please come have sex with me to make up."

Truth
11-11-2011, 02:18 PM
"don't worry about dinner 2nite hun, my beef in ur taco"

Diggles
11-11-2011, 02:28 PM
My dick has a clicky mesmerize effect

Tiggles
11-11-2011, 02:46 PM
This is an I'm sorry note

need more input plox

Ektar
11-11-2011, 02:49 PM
I'm sorrier than when I decided to camp <insert bad camp here>

Ektar
11-11-2011, 02:49 PM
god fucking damn it I did the carrots.

I'm sorrier than when I decided to camp [insert bad camp here]

Tiggles
11-11-2011, 02:55 PM
Better.

You casted heart flutter on me and I'm sorry I feigned death on you last night to play skyrim.

Diggles
11-11-2011, 02:56 PM
I can't resist your Harmony.

Diggles
11-11-2011, 02:57 PM
I hope my mend skill is high enough to make up for this

Ektar
11-11-2011, 02:58 PM
I'm sorry I evaded you, baby, but if you'll forgive me I'd love to lay my hands all over you.

Amirite
11-11-2011, 03:03 PM
"u mad brew?"

Massive Marc
11-11-2011, 03:06 PM
I like how Diggles provides input, when he's never seen a vagina outside of pornhub.com

Eldaran
11-11-2011, 03:08 PM
I'm sorry I evaded you, baby, but if you'll forgive me I'd love to lay my hands all over you.

hahah i like that one.

Baby I'm sorry i treated you like a Ranger when you deserved to be treated like a Cleric. Let's grind together regardless of your penalties.

Ektar
11-11-2011, 03:09 PM
good up until you imply there's something wrong with the girl via "penalties."

...girls don't like that :P

Eldaran
11-11-2011, 03:11 PM
good up until you imply there's something wrong with the girl via "penalties."

...girls don't like that :P

The truth is most girls like being treated like shit... you must not have met any girls yet.

Knuckle
11-11-2011, 03:13 PM
I like how Diggles provides input, when he's never seen a vagina outside of pornhub.com

lol lets play a round of dominion tonight

Tiggles
11-11-2011, 03:13 PM
hahah i like that one.

Baby I'm sorry i treated you like a Ranger when you deserved to be treated like a Cleric. Let's grind together regardless of your penalties.

This.

Ektar
11-11-2011, 03:15 PM
if we're going the asshole route then just don't aplogize at all!

I love the grind thing though it sets my loins aflame

Diggles
11-11-2011, 03:16 PM
I like how Diggles provides input, when he's never seen a vagina outside of pornhub.com

i remember being born

Tiggles
11-11-2011, 03:16 PM
yeah, I like this girl so give me something sweet.

Truth
11-11-2011, 03:20 PM
i can give ya something salty

Autotune
11-11-2011, 03:21 PM
Hey chick,


Would you please stop being stupid.
I love Everquest and only 'like' you because you have tits and a vagina.
I'm sorry EQ > You, that's just how it is. Now get in the kitchen.


With 'like'
*yourname*

Tiggles
11-11-2011, 03:22 PM
Hey chick,


Would you please stop being stupid.
I love Everquest and only 'like' you because you have tits and a vagina.
I'm sorry EQ > You, that's just how it is. Now get in the kitchen.


With 'like'
*yourname*

Confirmed Virgin

Autotune
11-11-2011, 03:22 PM
Hey chick,


Would you please stop being stupid.
I love Everquest and only 'like' you because you have tits and a vagina.
I'm sorry EQ > You, that's just how it is. Now get in the kitchen.


With 'like'
*yourname*

oh, and this has to be on a "Get well soon" card.

Eldaran
11-11-2011, 03:22 PM
Baby I would give away my Epic if you would just forgive me. You are like a Dark Elf in the Kelethin Ranger Guild.... completely unreal. You are a breath of fresh air in the Innothule Swamp. A ray of sunshine in the darkest part of Neriak. You are like zoning to safety with 1% hp ... a total feeling of joy. My love for you could melt Permafrost.

Massive Marc
11-11-2011, 03:22 PM
i remember being born

<3 Much love Diggles, my chubby internet pal.

Autotune
11-11-2011, 03:24 PM
Baby I would give away my Epic if you would just forgive me. You are like a Dark Elf in the Kelethin Ranger Guild.... completely unreal. You are a breath of fresh air in the Innothule Swamp. A ray of sunshine in the darkest part of Neriak. You are like zoning to safety with 1% hp ... a total feeling of joy. My love for you could melt Permafrost.

Confirmed Virgin

Tiggles
11-11-2011, 03:24 PM
Ok here is the deal.

Can nonregistered accounts read this forum?

If so i'm going to put the URL of this thread as the card and she can pick her best/worst one.

Eldaran
11-11-2011, 03:25 PM
LOL autotune, don't try and turn this back on me broseph.

Autotune
11-11-2011, 03:26 PM
Ok here is the deal.

Can nonregistered accounts read this forum?

If so i'm going to put the URL of this thread as the card and she can pick her best/worst one.

don't think you even need an account to see it.

Autotune
11-11-2011, 03:29 PM
If so i'm going to put the URL of this thread as the card and she can pick her best/worst one.

now i know you are trollin lol.

Tiggles
11-11-2011, 03:31 PM
Flowers sent

URL is on the card.

be nice


and no i'm not trolling.

Autotune
11-11-2011, 03:35 PM
Flowers sent

URL is on the card.

be nice


and no i'm not trolling.

you are definitely not getting any now. Half the reason women sleep with guys is because they think they are original, imaginative and from the heart. Showing her that you couldn't think of anything yourself and instead relied on a bunch of video game rejects... well you screwed yourself.

The other half is due to money, alcohol and penis size. I hope you have lots of these to get back in her pants.

Ektar
11-11-2011, 03:35 PM
she's gonna be reading the thread? I should probably post a picture of myself.

Eldaran
11-11-2011, 03:35 PM
you are definitely not getting any now. Half the reason women sleep with guys is because they think they are original, imaginative and from the heart. Showing her that you couldn't think of anything yourself and instead relied on a bunch of video game rejects... well you screwed yourself.

The other half is due to money, alcohol and penis size. I hope you have lots of these to get back in her pants.

Ektar
11-11-2011, 03:37 PM
you are definitely not getting any now. Half the reason women sleep with guys is because they think they are original, imaginative and from the heart. Showing her that you couldn't think of anything yourself and instead relied on a bunch of video game rejects... well you screwed yourself.

The other half is due to money, alcohol and penis size. I hope you have lots of these to get back in her pants.

don't go actin like you know their relationship - i nthe specific case many things out of the ordinary work just the opposite as you'd think they would. If he deems this the right move then maybe in works for the relationship he has with this girl (or he's screwed himself).

Autotune
11-11-2011, 03:43 PM
don't go actin like you know their relationship - i nthe specific case many things out of the ordinary work just the opposite as you'd think they would. If he deems this the right move then maybe in works for the relationship he has with this girl (or he's screwed himself).

Maybe she is the perfect woman. One that doesn't like guys that are sincere, who couldn't care less about a man who generally wants to apologize from the heart.

I suppose she doesn't like lots of money or giant cocks either.

Massive Marc
11-11-2011, 03:45 PM
you are definitely not getting any now. Half the reason women sleep with guys is because they think they are original, imaginative and from the heart. Showing her that you couldn't think of anything yourself and instead relied on a bunch of video game rejects... well you screwed yourself.

The other half is due to money, alcohol and penis size. I hope you have lots of these to get back in her pants.

I HAVE LOTS OF PENIS SIZE AUTOTUNE. WHAT DO I WIN.

Tiggles
11-11-2011, 03:48 PM
I think she will like this thread.

Autotune
11-11-2011, 03:49 PM
I HAVE LOTS OF PENIS SIZE AUTOTUNE. WHAT DO I WIN.

a free pair of tight jeans to help you pick up the ladies at the bar, or fellas... which ever you prefer.

Diggles
11-11-2011, 03:52 PM
Ektar, post your guile pic

Massive Marc
11-11-2011, 03:52 PM
a free pair of tight jeans to help you pick up the ladies at the bar, or fellas... which ever you prefer.

http://www.rainbowreporter.com/images/jeans-bulge1.jpg

Ektar
11-11-2011, 04:13 PM
guile picture is too sexy. It's not even fair

Autotune
11-11-2011, 04:15 PM
guile picture is too sexy. It's not even fair
http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/IMG_0004.jpg
this one?

Massive Marc
11-11-2011, 04:16 PM
Guile wasn't that hairy. That guy's a beast.

Ektar
11-11-2011, 04:21 PM
sorry I'm not perfect :(

Massive Marc
11-11-2011, 04:21 PM
sorry I'm not perfect :(

that must suck.

Tiggles
11-11-2011, 04:23 PM
Holy shit Ektar I love you

Thulack
11-11-2011, 04:36 PM
Go get her a cheesesteak at rick's or Steve's then take her to cheerleaders for a lapdance.

Slathar
11-12-2011, 03:17 AM
Forgive me or I'll pee in ur butt

Mouse
11-12-2011, 05:51 AM
Ok here is the deal.

Can nonregistered accounts read this forum?

If so i'm going to put the URL of this thread as the card and she can pick her best/worst one.

Good call here.

xshayla701
11-12-2011, 12:39 PM
i hope it was an e-card so she doesn't have to type in the url, that's just silly

YendorLootmonkey
11-12-2011, 03:26 PM
"Dear Girlfriend,

Sorry I neglected you. Give Yendor a call, he'll satisfy your needs until I complete Skyrim.

Love,
Tiggles"

lordyamish
11-13-2011, 01:19 AM
My dick has a clicky mesmerize effect

Win

fishingme
11-13-2011, 01:56 PM
You have a girlfriend?

Sarkhan
11-13-2011, 05:19 PM
I hope my mend skill is high enough to make up for this

^
Love that one, show em the monk love!

Diggles
11-13-2011, 05:31 PM
See Tiggles, everyone else likes mine.

Tiggles
11-13-2011, 06:10 PM
You have a girlfriend?

i know right


also she liked Eldorens and Ektars the most.

Tiggles
11-13-2011, 06:15 PM
Also according to this text message i recieved

I am supposed to tell you how amazing she is.

I doubt she will read this thread again so...

Shes pretty ok...you know for a girl.

Autotune
11-13-2011, 07:23 PM
Also according to this text message i recieved

I am supposed to tell you how amazing she is.

I doubt she will read this thread again so...

Shes pretty ok...you know for a girl.

Ektar told me he is getting private messages over the forums from some girl claiming to be your girlfriend. Looks like it's really her. Guess I shouldn't have posted that picture.

Autotune
11-13-2011, 07:26 PM
i know right


also she liked Eldorens and Ektars the most.

quoted wrong quote, but you get the picture.

Ektar
11-13-2011, 11:54 PM
woop woop

Tiggles
11-14-2011, 11:51 AM
Ektar told me he is getting private messages over the forums from some girl claiming to be your girlfriend. Looks like it's really her. Guess I shouldn't have posted that picture.

Shes trying to hook up a Street Fighter Cosplay threeway.

She will be Chun-li and I will be E. Honda

Diggles
11-14-2011, 11:58 AM
can I be fat ken

Eldaran
11-14-2011, 12:44 PM
can I be fat ken

LAWL!

Diggles
11-14-2011, 12:52 PM
http://www.vgblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/Games/Tekken6/Tekken6-April1509/Bob_1P_65%20copy.jpg

Tiggles
11-14-2011, 03:22 PM
That's the guy from tekken

Diggles
11-14-2011, 04:00 PM
its fat Ken shut up

Knuckle
11-14-2011, 07:19 PM
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Tiggles
11-15-2011, 12:18 AM
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In the future......everyone is black

Tippett
02-17-2013, 09:06 PM
fat

kazima441
02-17-2013, 09:19 PM
"You're in my world now, Bitch"

Motrin
02-17-2013, 09:21 PM
im sorry i got trained last night and was stuck in skyrim

kazima441
02-17-2013, 09:23 PM
x2

kazima441
02-17-2013, 09:23 PM
x2

Tiggles
02-17-2013, 10:00 PM
This was a cute thread

God i'm romantic

Grahm
02-17-2013, 10:27 PM
so amelinda ended up liking the quote?

Tiggles
02-17-2013, 10:31 PM
so amelinda ended up liking the quote?

yes she thought it was sweet

Peatree 2.0
02-18-2013, 11:18 AM
Just tell her your sorry and make her realize what a good thing she has, so say something like this, "I'm sorry babe. Couldn't you please just forgive me and be happy your not with some guy like Dredge?"

Rhambuk
02-18-2013, 11:48 AM
this thread is like a year and a half old.

Sad when trolls cant even make a post they have to dig up 2 year old drama.