An open letter to Rants and/or Flames community members

[Tiggles]

I need some snappy lines to put on a card for my girlfriend to make up for ignoring her while playing Skyrim and eating Pats cheesesteaks at 5am while she was up trying to get ahold of me.

Everquest related lines get a plus.

Best I could think of is "I'm as sorry as TR is filled with cheating scumbags"

But it seems a little to angry.

This is serious btw I need it soon.

Thanks.

[Eldaran]

you from Philly bro?

Say "Baby nothing is more important to me than you, but I am a stupid male and sometimes forget my priorities. Please come have sex with me to make up."

[Truth]

"don't worry about dinner 2nite hun, my beef in ur taco"

[Diggles]

My dick has a clicky mesmerize effect

[Tiggles]

This is an I'm sorry note

need more input plox

[Ektar]

I'm sorrier than when I decided to camp <insert bad camp here>

[Ektar]

god fucking damn it I did the carrots.

I'm sorrier than when I decided to camp [insert bad camp here]

[Tiggles]

Better.

You casted heart flutter on me and I'm sorry I feigned death on you last night to play skyrim.

[Diggles]

I can't resist your Harmony.

[Diggles]

I hope my mend skill is high enough to make up for this

[Ektar]

I'm sorry I evaded you, baby, but if you'll forgive me I'd love to lay my hands all over you.

[Amirite]

"u mad brew?"

[Massive Marc]

I like how Diggles provides input, when he's never seen a vagina outside of pornhub.com

[Eldaran]

I'm sorry I evaded you, baby, but if you'll forgive me I'd love to lay my hands all over you.

hahah i like that one.

Baby I'm sorry i treated you like a Ranger when you deserved to be treated like a Cleric. Let's grind together regardless of your penalties.

[Ektar]

good up until you imply there's something wrong with the girl via "penalties."

...girls don't like that :P

[Eldaran]

good up until you imply there's something wrong with the girl via "penalties."

...girls don't like that :P

The truth is most girls like being treated like shit... you must not have met any girls yet.

[Knuckle]

I like how Diggles provides input, when he's never seen a vagina outside of pornhub.com

lol lets play a round of dominion tonight

[Tiggles]

hahah i like that one.

Baby I'm sorry i treated you like a Ranger when you deserved to be treated like a Cleric. Let's grind together regardless of your penalties.

This.

[Ektar]

if we're going the asshole route then just don't aplogize at all!

I love the grind thing though it sets my loins aflame

[Diggles]

I like how Diggles provides input, when he's never seen a vagina outside of pornhub.com

i remember being born

[Tiggles]

yeah, I like this girl so give me something sweet.

[Truth]

i can give ya something salty

[Autotune]

Hey chick,


Would you please stop being stupid.
I love Everquest and only 'like' you because you have tits and a vagina.
I'm sorry EQ > You, that's just how it is. Now get in the kitchen.


With 'like'
*yourname*

[Tiggles]

Hey chick,


Would you please stop being stupid.
I love Everquest and only 'like' you because you have tits and a vagina.
I'm sorry EQ > You, that's just how it is. Now get in the kitchen.


With 'like'
*yourname*

Confirmed Virgin

[Autotune]

Hey chick,


Would you please stop being stupid.
I love Everquest and only 'like' you because you have tits and a vagina.
I'm sorry EQ > You, that's just how it is. Now get in the kitchen.


With 'like'
*yourname*

oh, and this has to be on a "Get well soon" card.

[Eldaran]

Baby I would give away my Epic if you would just forgive me. You are like a Dark Elf in the Kelethin Ranger Guild.... completely unreal. You are a breath of fresh air in the Innothule Swamp. A ray of sunshine in the darkest part of Neriak. You are like zoning to safety with 1% hp ... a total feeling of joy. My love for you could melt Permafrost.

[Massive Marc]

i remember being born

<3 Much love Diggles, my chubby internet pal.

[Autotune]

Baby I would give away my Epic if you would just forgive me. You are like a Dark Elf in the Kelethin Ranger Guild.... completely unreal. You are a breath of fresh air in the Innothule Swamp. A ray of sunshine in the darkest part of Neriak. You are like zoning to safety with 1% hp ... a total feeling of joy. My love for you could melt Permafrost.

Confirmed Virgin

[Tiggles]

Ok here is the deal.

Can nonregistered accounts read this forum?

If so i'm going to put the URL of this thread as the card and she can pick her best/worst one.

[Eldaran]

LOL autotune, don't try and turn this back on me broseph.

[Autotune]

Ok here is the deal.

Can nonregistered accounts read this forum?

If so i'm going to put the URL of this thread as the card and she can pick her best/worst one.

don't think you even need an account to see it.

[Autotune]

If so i'm going to put the URL of this thread as the card and she can pick her best/worst one.

now i know you are trollin lol.

[Tiggles]

Flowers sent

URL is on the card.

be nice


and no i'm not trolling.

[Autotune]

Flowers sent

URL is on the card.

be nice


and no i'm not trolling.

you are definitely not getting any now. Half the reason women sleep with guys is because they think they are original, imaginative and from the heart. Showing her that you couldn't think of anything yourself and instead relied on a bunch of video game rejects... well you screwed yourself.

The other half is due to money, alcohol and penis size. I hope you have lots of these to get back in her pants.

[Ektar]

she's gonna be reading the thread? I should probably post a picture of myself.

[Eldaran]

you are definitely not getting any now. Half the reason women sleep with guys is because they think they are original, imaginative and from the heart. Showing her that you couldn't think of anything yourself and instead relied on a bunch of video game rejects... well you screwed yourself.

The other half is due to money, alcohol and penis size. I hope you have lots of these to get back in her pants.

[Ektar]

you are definitely not getting any now. Half the reason women sleep with guys is because they think they are original, imaginative and from the heart. Showing her that you couldn't think of anything yourself and instead relied on a bunch of video game rejects... well you screwed yourself.

The other half is due to money, alcohol and penis size. I hope you have lots of these to get back in her pants.

don't go actin like you know their relationship - i nthe specific case many things out of the ordinary work just the opposite as you'd think they would. If he deems this the right move then maybe in works for the relationship he has with this girl (or he's screwed himself).

[Autotune]

don't go actin like you know their relationship - i nthe specific case many things out of the ordinary work just the opposite as you'd think they would. If he deems this the right move then maybe in works for the relationship he has with this girl (or he's screwed himself).

Maybe she is the perfect woman. One that doesn't like guys that are sincere, who couldn't care less about a man who generally wants to apologize from the heart.

I suppose she doesn't like lots of money or giant cocks either.

[Massive Marc]

you are definitely not getting any now. Half the reason women sleep with guys is because they think they are original, imaginative and from the heart. Showing her that you couldn't think of anything yourself and instead relied on a bunch of video game rejects... well you screwed yourself.

The other half is due to money, alcohol and penis size. I hope you have lots of these to get back in her pants.

I HAVE LOTS OF PENIS SIZE AUTOTUNE. WHAT DO I WIN.

[Tiggles]

I think she will like this thread.

[Autotune]

I HAVE LOTS OF PENIS SIZE AUTOTUNE. WHAT DO I WIN.

a free pair of tight jeans to help you pick up the ladies at the bar, or fellas... which ever you prefer.

[Diggles]

Ektar, post your guile pic

[Massive Marc]

a free pair of tight jeans to help you pick up the ladies at the bar, or fellas... which ever you prefer.

http://www.rainbowreporter.com/images/jeans-bulge1.jpg

[Ektar]

guile picture is too sexy. It's not even fair

[Autotune]

guile picture is too sexy. It's not even fair
http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/IMG_0004.jpg
this one?

[Massive Marc]

Guile wasn't that hairy. That guy's a beast.

[Ektar]

sorry I'm not perfect :(

[Massive Marc]

sorry I'm not perfect :(

that must suck.

[Tiggles]

Holy shit Ektar I love you

[Thulack]

Go get her a cheesesteak at rick's or Steve's then take her to cheerleaders for a lapdance.

[Slathar]

Forgive me or I'll pee in ur butt

[Mouse]

Ok here is the deal.

Can nonregistered accounts read this forum?

If so i'm going to put the URL of this thread as the card and she can pick her best/worst one.

Good call here.

[xshayla701]

i hope it was an e-card so she doesn't have to type in the url, that's just silly

[YendorLootmonkey]

"Dear Girlfriend,

Sorry I neglected you. Give Yendor a call, he'll satisfy your needs until I complete Skyrim.

Love,
Tiggles"

[lordyamish]

My dick has a clicky mesmerize effect

Win

[fishingme]

You have a girlfriend?

[Sarkhan]

I hope my mend skill is high enough to make up for this

^
Love that one, show em the monk love!

[Diggles]

See Tiggles, everyone else likes mine.

[Tiggles]

You have a girlfriend?

i know right


also she liked Eldorens and Ektars the most.

[Tiggles]

Also according to this text message i recieved

I am supposed to tell you how amazing she is.

I doubt she will read this thread again so...

Shes pretty ok...you know for a girl.

[Autotune]

Also according to this text message i recieved

I am supposed to tell you how amazing she is.

I doubt she will read this thread again so...

Shes pretty ok...you know for a girl.

Ektar told me he is getting private messages over the forums from some girl claiming to be your girlfriend. Looks like it's really her. Guess I shouldn't have posted that picture.

[Autotune]

i know right


also she liked Eldorens and Ektars the most.

quoted wrong quote, but you get the picture.

[Ektar]

woop woop

[Tiggles]

Ektar told me he is getting private messages over the forums from some girl claiming to be your girlfriend. Looks like it's really her. Guess I shouldn't have posted that picture.

Shes trying to hook up a Street Fighter Cosplay threeway.

She will be Chun-li and I will be E. Honda

[Diggles]

can I be fat ken

[Eldaran]

can I be fat ken

LAWL!

[Diggles]

http://www.vgblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/Games/Tekken6/Tekken6-April1509/Bob_1P_65%20copy.jpg

[Tiggles]

That's the guy from tekken

[Diggles]

its fat Ken shut up

[Knuckle]

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[Tiggles]

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In the future......everyone is black

[Tippett]

fat

[kazima441]

"You're in my world now, Bitch"

[Motrin]

im sorry i got trained last night and was stuck in skyrim

[kazima441]

x2

[kazima441]

x2

[Tiggles]

This was a cute thread

God i'm romantic

[Grahm]

so amelinda ended up liking the quote?

[Tiggles]

so amelinda ended up liking the quote?

yes she thought it was sweet

[Peatree 2.0]

Just tell her your sorry and make her realize what a good thing she has, so say something like this, "I'm sorry babe. Couldn't you please just forgive me and be happy your not with some guy like Dredge?"

[Rhambuk]

this thread is like a year and a half old.

Sad when trolls cant even make a post they have to dig up 2 year old drama.