I promise this isn't about Ponies.

[Glitch]

GLITCH NEVER LIES (about ponies)


The real question is:

Is it rude or offensive to buy a girl Crest Whitestrips as a gift if her teeth are discoloured?
Can someone really be angry at a free opportunity to improve themselves?
If I didn't have perfect teeth, I would love to receive this as a gift.
http://images.askmen.com/fashion/grooming/1247845794_crest-white-strips-premium_1.jpg


I was going to ask if this would be a good gift to buy for a girlfriend, but I don't see why anyone would be in a relationship with someone who has discoloured teeth to begin with.

[Ektar]

in college someone I knew bought her boyfriend a set of deodorants because he didn't wear deodorant and smelled bad.

my closing thought is very similar to your own

[Rais]

Did she have braces when she was younger? That could have caused staining that can't be whitened. If you can notice, I'm pretty sure she knows it also and has tried to fix the issue.

As in most relationships, you want to try and do it as a couple. You notice she is gaining weight, so you talk to her and say " Hey, I feel like I've been gaining a little weight. I want to start running/Join a Gym ect, and I want you to get in on this with me, so we can spend time together."

I don't know how transparent " Hey, these were buy one get one free. Would you like these? I don't think I'll need both boxes to lighten up my teeth.".



I think either way you're fucked, but good luck. Women are smart animals.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

sometimes i like to wtach tranny porn

[Jenithia]

Bronies before Hoenies

[Shannacore]

You spelled 'discolored' wrong..!

[Glitch]

something about relationships

Oh, as I tried to clarify at the end of my original post, this wouldn't be for a girlfriend (for reasons already stated)


This would be for someone who is otherwise bangable except for discoloured teeth. Yellow teeth just ruin the whole package; be it for bangability or just being seen in public.


Also gtfo with your lazy American spelling. ;p

[Tommy_Wiseau]

ME: "Tupac is that you?"

TUPAC: "Yes It Is"

ME: "Why wont you come back?"

Tupac: "Because LIFE GOES ON. And everyone is putting me UNDER PRESSURE with all these CHANGES. But in a situation like this all you can do is SMILE and pray because ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME and you.

ME :"We cant live without you"

Tupac: "I AINT MAD AT CHA, Even though I am dead ALL EYES ON ME still. My whole life was a battle, ME AGAINST THE WORLD. And the world won. So please let me R.IP. And enjoy what I left behnd

[xshayla701]

i'm offended you made this thread after i already told you what to do

[Tommy_Wiseau]

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[Glitch]

Japan offers good advice.
I should buy her 2 pacs of Whitestrips.

[Hasbinbad]

If you don't mind actually being a dick, but don't want to seem like a dick, mail them to her anonymously.

[Mardur]

It's rude even if well-intentioned.

[Mardur]

If it was important to her she would have bought them herself.

[Taluvill]

She should buy you a penis enlarger.

[YendorLootmonkey]

If you don't mind actually being a dick, but don't want to seem like a dick, mail them to her anonymously.

Better yet, address them from one of her friends you don't like.

[Slathar]

just get her drunk and apply them when she passes out

[jarshale]

how the hell did japan get banned again

[Glitch]

I take personal offense to this. He was just spreading the good gospel of Makaveli.

ATTENTION: if you are the mod that committed this crime, you are hereby convicted of racism and are fired from p99 forums.

[xshayla701]

I take personal offense to this. He was just spreading the good gospel of Makaveli.

ATTENTION: if you are the mod that committed this crime, you are hereby convicted of racism and are fired from p99 forums.

AGREE

[Eldaran]

You can buy them for her, but not as a birthday present...

[Hasbinbad]

I reported Japan. Not sure if anyone else did, but you guys can blame me at the very least.

[Glitch]

Wow. Judas.

[Silentone]

True story I saw Hasbinbad kissing Japan on the corner of "server chat" and "RNF" next thing u know boom ban...any thoughts?

[Myrkskog]

Put them in her Christmas stocking. Include some bus passes and glue sticks or shit like that to add subtlety.