McRib False Advertisement

[Naez 4.20]

The popular McRib patties contain pork meat mostly from non-rib sections of the hog.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_ribs

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/02/03/thecultofthemcrib/fs_McRib_article2.jpg

[Naez 4.20]

Despite its name, it is primarily composed of pork shoulder meat, according to McDonalds.[1] However, according to Chicago Magazine, the patty is composed of restructured meat products such as tripe, heart, and stomach and blended with salt and water to extract salt-soluble proteins, which act as a "glue" that helps bind the reshaped meat together.[2]

McDonald's sold 30 million made with over 7 million pounds of pork in 2007.[1]

The Chappelle's Show sketch "Calvin Gets a Job at WacArnold's" (a parody of McDonald's) references the McRib. Upon realizing that his girlfriend has been cheating on him, Calvin, a WacArnold's employee, yells out "And guess what, the rib sandwich is coming back on Tuesday! Guess who ain't getting one!?"[16]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McRib

[gruumsh]

wut

[Doors]

Only black people eat mcribbs.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

Only black people eat mcribbs.

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[Pico]

all the worlds a stage and we's just a mcrib baby

[Roanoke]

You mean fast food isn't the highest quality product money can buy? Get the fuck outta town!

[Naez 4.20]

McPigPaste

[JayDee]

if you were fooled into thinking that is rib meat then you got bigger problems

[dude]

McPigPaste wins the day

I think its time to go get my pig on!

[McRib]

I'm still better than Taco Bell, bitches. Come get me!

[Ames]

would rather eat out my grandmothers twat then eat a MC rib

[Humerox]

still better than hot dogs

[Diggles]

Ames has a very sexy grandma

[Humerox]

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[Nirgon]

It's a pig not a blow fish. Unfortunately for the haters, just about every part of the pig is edible.

I'm not touching one or even a fucking wrapper of one, just saying.

[Naez 4.20]

Four out of 10 Bible scholars agree that pork is not kosher because back in more unsanitary times that mutant pig paste patties, eating pigs would kill you.

[Naez 4.20]

s/that/than

[Andrew Jackson]

It's back

[Ahldagor]

they move it to twice a year now?

[Thulack]

All i have to say is while i love Scrapple, Mcribs are gross.

[BigSlip]

better than jail food

[Hitchens]

I had a McRib earlier. It was delicious. Thank you technology.

[hatelore]

would rather eat out my grandmothers twat then eat a MC rib

LOL, for shame!

Now this my furry friends, is what we call "Sig worthy"

[Shannacore]

All i have to say is while i love Scrapple, Mcribs are gross.

I've seen scrapple on The Food Network, but have never actually tried. The whole idea kinda grosses me out! Plus it looks pretty gross!

[hatelore]

kill yourself

You first,bish.

[Hitchens]

The insides of animals are pretty gross regardless of which you're taking food from. I honestly don't see what the big deal is. Processed food is a boon, GM crops are a boon. I guess I'm just not a very good Luddite.

[McRib]

I'm back baby! I'll be stopping at all the inner cities first!

[Andrew Jackson]

GM crops sterilize and cancerize

[Snackies]

This one time I crossed over the US border just for a Mc Rib.

Worth it.

[Andrew Jackson]

http://cdn.chud.com/2/2e/2efa7844_South-Park-nice.jpeg

[the best]

...just about every part of the pig is edible.

Except the oink.

[BigSlip]

better than jail food

so quit bitchin'

[xarzzardorn]

nothing wrong with pork shoulder or tripe