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Naez 4.20
11-06-2011, 08:00 PM
The popular McRib patties contain pork meat mostly from non-rib sections of the hog.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_ribs

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/02/03/thecultofthemcrib/fs_McRib_article2.jpg

Naez 4.20
11-06-2011, 08:03 PM
Despite its name, it is primarily composed of pork shoulder meat, according to McDonalds.[1] However, according to Chicago Magazine, the patty is composed of restructured meat products such as tripe, heart, and stomach and blended with salt and water to extract salt-soluble proteins, which act as a "glue" that helps bind the reshaped meat together.[2]

McDonald's sold 30 million made with over 7 million pounds of pork in 2007.[1]

The Chappelle's Show sketch "Calvin Gets a Job at WacArnold's" (a parody of McDonald's) references the McRib. Upon realizing that his girlfriend has been cheating on him, Calvin, a WacArnold's employee, yells out "And guess what, the rib sandwich is coming back on Tuesday! Guess who ain't getting one!?"[16]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McRib

gruumsh
11-06-2011, 09:29 PM
wut

Doors
11-06-2011, 09:42 PM
Only black people eat mcribbs.

Tommy_Wiseau
11-06-2011, 09:48 PM
Only black people eat mcribbs.

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Pico
11-06-2011, 10:13 PM
all the worlds a stage and we's just a mcrib baby

Roanoke
11-06-2011, 10:13 PM
You mean fast food isn't the highest quality product money can buy? Get the fuck outta town!

Naez 4.20
11-06-2011, 10:56 PM
McPigPaste

JayDee
11-06-2011, 11:34 PM
if you were fooled into thinking that is rib meat then you got bigger problems

dude
11-07-2011, 02:37 PM
McPigPaste wins the day

I think its time to go get my pig on!

McRib
11-08-2011, 12:31 AM
I'm still better than Taco Bell, bitches. Come get me!

Ames
11-08-2011, 12:55 AM
would rather eat out my grandmothers twat then eat a MC rib

Humerox
11-08-2011, 01:17 AM
still better than hot dogs

Diggles
11-08-2011, 01:18 AM
Ames has a very sexy grandma

Humerox
11-08-2011, 01:38 AM
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Nirgon
11-08-2011, 02:17 AM
It's a pig not a blow fish. Unfortunately for the haters, just about every part of the pig is edible.

I'm not touching one or even a fucking wrapper of one, just saying.

Naez 4.20
11-08-2011, 02:54 AM
Four out of 10 Bible scholars agree that pork is not kosher because back in more unsanitary times that mutant pig paste patties, eating pigs would kill you.

Naez 4.20
11-08-2011, 02:54 AM
s/that/than

Andrew Jackson
12-28-2012, 02:32 PM
It's back

Ahldagor
12-28-2012, 02:58 PM
they move it to twice a year now?

Thulack
12-28-2012, 06:46 PM
All i have to say is while i love Scrapple, Mcribs are gross.

BigSlip
12-28-2012, 06:50 PM
better than jail food

Hitchens
12-28-2012, 06:55 PM
I had a McRib earlier. It was delicious. Thank you technology.

hatelore
12-28-2012, 07:20 PM
would rather eat out my grandmothers twat then eat a MC rib

LOL, for shame!

Now this my furry friends, is what we call "Sig worthy"

Shannacore
12-28-2012, 07:30 PM
All i have to say is while i love Scrapple, Mcribs are gross.

I've seen scrapple on The Food Network, but have never actually tried. The whole idea kinda grosses me out! Plus it looks pretty gross!

hatelore
12-28-2012, 07:42 PM
kill yourself

You first,bish.

Hitchens
12-28-2012, 08:29 PM
The insides of animals are pretty gross regardless of which you're taking food from. I honestly don't see what the big deal is. Processed food is a boon, GM crops are a boon. I guess I'm just not a very good Luddite.

McRib
12-28-2012, 08:45 PM
I'm back baby! I'll be stopping at all the inner cities first!

Andrew Jackson
12-28-2012, 09:07 PM
GM crops sterilize and cancerize

Snackies
12-29-2012, 03:29 AM
This one time I crossed over the US border just for a Mc Rib.

Worth it.

Andrew Jackson
12-29-2012, 01:18 PM
http://cdn.chud.com/2/2e/2efa7844_South-Park-nice.jpeg

the best
12-30-2012, 01:10 AM
...just about every part of the pig is edible.

Except the oink.

BigSlip
12-30-2012, 01:23 AM
better than jail food

so quit bitchin'

xarzzardorn
12-30-2012, 01:47 AM
nothing wrong with pork shoulder or tripe