So, I Did Some Number Theory

[naez]

Abdul can you give me a number crunch? I have scientifically proven something.

1 pack = 20 grits
1 grit = 21 drags

thus

1 pack = 420 drags

http://jayurbzz.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/marlboro-weed-cigarette.jpg

http://flatobaccolitigation.com/old/images/cigarette_composition.gif

[Awwalike]

F

[Scribbles]

http://muslimmatters.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hookah-smoking.jpg

[jarshale]

http://flatobaccolitigation.com/old/images/cigarette_composition.gif

Somehow I think if this was correct everyone would die from one drag on a cigarette. But idgaf

[Ceros]

Somehow I think if this was correct everyone would die from one drag on a cigarette. But idgaf

Incorrect. The fumes from a house fire are far worse and it takes about 30 years for them to kill a fireman.

You check out what's in tap water.

[Ceros]

You should check out what's in tap water.

[jarshale]

Incorrect. The fumes from a house fire are far worse and it takes about 30 years for them to kill a fireman.

You check out what's in tap water.

I boiled tap water down once and saw all the shit that was left. I never drink it if I don't have to.

[naez]

they add fluoride to our tap water (nazis did this in concentration camps to quell dissension)

i use bottled water for my pastas

[Doors]

Why is there a pussy on your head.

[skulldudes]

you could always sell some of your tinfoil to afford a water filter

[naez]

yes because a shitty BRITA water filter can extract fluoride and all

[skulldudes]

you're right, the renegade thetans and nanotech death raptors will strain right through the primitive filter technology and tear apart your conscious

[naez]

why dont you just look into things yourself? is it because conspiracy is a CIA slide term meant to terminate your thinking and dead end debate?

[naez]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation_controversy

[skulldudes]

oh man you just changed my entire outlook with that wikipedia article

[Grahm]

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/technology/sarcasm.jpg

[naez]

i can only lead a horse to water, dont forget your brita filter

[skulldudes]

don't need one, my city's tap water is delicious.

[naez]

sometimes even bottled water depending on brand you can literally taste the extra fluoride in it. fucking disgusting

[Diggles]

i get fluoride-less glacier water on tap. fuck yall

[loopholbrook]

Fuck all you guys with your glacier tap and regular tap, my water filter works through reverse osmosis, so essentially it's the closest thing to pure water you can get.

[naez]

now we're getting somewhere reverse osmosis does kill fluoride

[naez]

Brita, Pur, and most other filters.
Some websites about fluoride removal state otherwise, but I checked the product descriptions on the companies' websites to confirm that fluoride is left in the water.

[jilena]

Obv you just get like 6 different filters and filter everything.

I like aquafina personally cuz it just tastes better IMO and being fat IRL I always go with my taste.

[Humerox]

fucking sheep. the cigarette companies are just paid fall guys for obfuscating all the other bullshit there is that causes cancer.

don't hear about it tho....everyone's too busy looking at Marlboro.

not saying that cigs aren't bad...just that there's larger issues that are entirely ignored because people can't see thru the smokescreen.

look...a pun

[Humerox]

fuck not being able to edit for grammar

[dude]

From now on, the dud is gonna have to seriously rethink the ice cube situation.

[Slathar]

water:bush :: fluoride:towers

[Samoht]

water:bush :: fluoride:towers

water blows up fluoride? i don't get it.

i know that fracking makes water flammable by contaminating it with natural gas, but i didn't know water with fluoride did the same.

[Scribbles]

water:bush :: fluoride:towers


lolo sum1 failed the SATs

[naez]

SATs are for followers of the man


oh wow u get 1600 on ur SAT so wut bitch i got the cuatro cuatro

[naez]

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuatro_cuatros ??/

[mimixownzall]

I boiled tap water down once and saw all the shit that was left. I never drink it if I don't have to.

Holy fuck. Do you people forget that humans have been around for thousands of years before filtered water, hand sanitizers and the FDA?

The more you try to keep germs out of your system the weaker your immunity system gets.

How do you think vaccines work?

[Hobby]

That's why I drink water straight from fetid ponds on top of mountains surrounded by dead brush and animals.


Better immune system right here

[Slathar]

lolo sum1 failed the SATs

U r stupid haha

DUCY?

[citizen1080]

That's why I drink water straight from fetid ponds on top of mountains surrounded by dead brush and animals.


Better immune system right here

It is best drank after someone has shat in it as well. Nothing builds the immune system like feces.

[Lazortag]

Abdul can you give me a number crunch? I have scientifically proven something.

1 pack = 20 grits
1 grit = 21 drags

thus

1 pack = 420 drags

http://jayurbzz.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/marlboro-weed-cigarette.jpg

http://flatobaccolitigation.com/old/images/cigarette_composition.gif

I don't think any number theory was used in this post.

[naez]

Holy fuck. Do you people forget that humans have been around for thousands of years before filtered water, hand sanitizers and the FDA?

The more you try to keep germs out of your system the weaker your immunity system gets.

How do you think vaccines work?

flawed theory since life expectancy up 300% in the past 50 years

[jarshale]

Holy fuck. Do you people forget that humans have been around for thousands of years before filtered water, hand sanitizers and the FDA?

The more you try to keep germs out of your system the weaker your immunity system gets.

How do you think vaccines work?

yeah I sure do miss the days when people died at 30 from dysentery. o wait no

[mimixownzall]

flawed theory since life expectancy up 300% in the past 50 years

Over the four decades 1961 to 1999, overall US life expectancy went up from 67 to 74 years for men and from 74 to 80 years for women.


300% huh? Gonna need a LOT of years added to the last 12 years since 1999 to make up that 300%. Still, I doubt that the current life expectancy is 200 years.

You guys are taking what I said to the extreme. Boiling some water down and being disgusted by the minerals that are left over hardly equates to drinking stagnant water that has been shit in. :rolleyes:

[Naez 4.20]

200 years, ima be the 1st to prove u wrong

[Uthgaard]

http://muslimmatters.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hookah-smoking.jpg

What the people who make those ridiculous posters don't tell you is, the only people in the world who have lungs that look like the ones on the left are oceanic islanders who have always lived near the ocean away from both the city and the country. Crack open any cadaver and you'll see the lungs on the right, smoker or non, city or country.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

What the people who make those ridiculous posters don't tell you is, the only people in the world who have lungs that look like the ones on the left are oceanic islanders who have always lived near the ocean away from both the city and the country. Crack open any cadaver and you'll see the lungs on the right, smoker or non, city or country.

fag

[Zugbug]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQE2gr855J4

1:06 - 1:13

"so when i get old, im goin rock, roll, shake and shiver, with blacked out lungs, and a fucked up liver"