<Imaginary Friends> Nordic Guild Recruiting [Archive]

AffEcT

10-18-2011, 03:09 PM

Imaginary Friends

We the friends of the north are calling out for a new virtual crusade.
Are you into pillaging, plundering and ruining lands?
Well we the Imaginary Friends can offer you that and much more.

The guild consists of people from all over "international" and we are
at the moment recruiting more players for the coming server
release in November.

Apply yourself (http://if-guild.com/contact//)
Imaginary Friends (http://if-guild.com/about-imaginary-friends/)

Palemoon

10-18-2011, 03:17 PM

and here I thought it was a barbarian roleplay guild, oh well!

Softcore PK

10-18-2011, 03:30 PM

Another RPK guild?

AffEcT

10-18-2011, 03:30 PM

and here I thought it was a barbarian roleplay guild, oh well!

Hah :P

AffEcT

10-18-2011, 03:34 PM

Another RPK guild?
This shit is 4 realz son!
The Rapture is upon us! The Holy Crusade is about to begin.

AffEcT

10-18-2011, 03:42 PM

http://arandomgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/pillage.jpg

Glam

10-19-2011, 08:16 AM

Im in if you need another Swedish viking :-) (from Gothenburg)

What class is most needed?

Thinking about playing Mage/Wiz or SK maybee druid but will continue to think about it since it will be alot of mages = OP when I played on VZ/TZ

AffEcT

10-19-2011, 09:30 AM

Hey Glam!
Välkommen :)

Wawaka

10-19-2011, 11:09 AM

Affected :)

Roedgroed med floede

AffEcT

10-19-2011, 11:30 AM

Roedgroed med floede

hahaha!
hvad mangler du?

AffEcT

10-19-2011, 01:50 PM

Hey Wawaka!
What r u going to play this time around?

Wawaka

10-19-2011, 03:47 PM

I was thinking paladin/sk not totally sure yet. Hvad med dig?

AffEcT

10-19-2011, 03:51 PM

Looks like cleric.
Someone needs to take responsibility :P

Wawaka

10-21-2011, 12:34 PM

Big Affect steppin' up!

Wawaka

10-29-2011, 08:10 AM

we have to show the nessecary carrots.. erh courage..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1bpjK0m5Wo

AffEcT

10-29-2011, 09:03 AM

Yes! This is Syria!

Aesop

11-01-2011, 04:59 PM

REAL VIKINGS ARE FROM NORWAY

Glam

11-02-2011, 04:47 AM

REAL VIKINGS ARE FROM NORWAY

Sweden have them all....Norway just have oil.

trying out alot of classes and being more and more confused......

playing everything from druid, sk, shm, mage to wiz and still dont know what to go :cool:

what classes you have so we know what we are missing???

Ames

11-02-2011, 05:10 PM

Join us in our glorious campaign for god and country against the heathens and heretics.
Praise Smedy Jesus !

Amen

Smedy

11-03-2011, 09:46 PM

damn right, praise teh smedy

Ames

11-04-2011, 12:26 AM

The zerg grows strong. See Zerg Here (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=53121)

Defend your homelands today

AffEcT

11-06-2011, 04:03 PM

Updated the post.
Now recruiting all players, EuroTrash and Yankees.

Wawaka

11-07-2011, 11:27 AM

Are you guys ready for some miracles?

Last guild meeting;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_JmXCNPs6Y&feature=related

AffEcT

11-07-2011, 12:19 PM

Yeaaah! That was a wicked party bro :P
We should really do that again!

Fryden Goldenbeard

11-07-2011, 06:40 PM

My body is ready for our holy crusade!!

Lulz Sect

11-08-2011, 12:24 AM

http://okayface.com/okay-face.jpg

Mardur

11-08-2011, 12:40 AM

affect, your apply link in the first post is not working because you have http://http://

Zalaerian

11-08-2011, 10:05 AM

The zerg grows strong. See Zerg Here
Defend your homelands today

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8627/1315765737361.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/1315765737361.jpg/)

AffEcT

11-08-2011, 11:00 AM

Fixed it ;)
Thx Mardur

Lasher

11-08-2011, 11:09 AM

apped

Zalaerian

11-08-2011, 07:36 PM

apped

This treachery will not go unpunished.

Wawaka

11-09-2011, 08:15 AM

Tibberz whistle too clean for Holocaust

Srs Not Ames

11-11-2011, 08:45 PM

The lord crushes the wicked (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD_Zo7vNF5Q)

tsaC

11-11-2011, 09:36 PM

smedy whistle not clean remove my app pls

Smedy

11-11-2011, 09:50 PM

cleanest whistle 100% confirmed to the community

billyinorganic

11-12-2011, 01:41 AM

Eze 39:1 "And you, son of man, prophesy against Gog and say, Thus says the Lord GOD: Behold, I am against you, O Gog, chief prince of Meshech and Tubal.
Eze 39:2 And I will turn you about and drive you forward, and bring you up from the uttermost parts of the north, and lead you against the mountains of Israel.
Eze 39:3 Then I will strike your bow from your left hand, and will make your arrows drop out of your right hand.
Eze 39:4 You shall fall on the mountains of Israel, you and all your hordes and the peoples who are with you. I will give you to birds of prey of every sort and to the beasts of the field to be devoured.
Eze 39:5 You shall fall in the open field, for I have spoken, declares the Lord GOD.
Eze 39:6 I will send fire on Magog and on those who dwell securely in the coastlands, and they shall know that I am the LORD.
Eze 39:7 "And my holy name I will make known in the midst of my people Israel, and I will not let my holy name be profaned anymore. And the nations shall know that I am the LORD, the Holy One in Israel.

Smedy

11-12-2011, 11:37 AM

Jesus is coming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGGlYjzIAA

Nune

11-12-2011, 11:44 AM

Jesus is coming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGGlYjzIAA

LMFAO Big Smed you are the man, fair sir. Most win vid yet imo. And btw the zerg of tards and friends on my FB love your vids brew

tsaC

11-13-2011, 01:47 AM

zerg fuckin guild

tsaC

11-13-2011, 01:48 AM

ill also be reporting maybach musics name come live - lots of copyright infringements in that one

Truth

11-13-2011, 04:55 AM

I will be reporting Cast for being an anagram of Scat

Smedy

11-13-2011, 08:45 AM

The Coach is furious

Smedy

11-16-2011, 10:01 PM

Prepare Yourselves… 18th November, We Do Big Things

Tell your bitch you are a MAN and you have better things to do than cater to her needs, it’s time to do real big things in EVERQUEST. She has until 18th November to clean her shit and get the fuck out.

The 18th November our crusade begins, the journey to greatness.

Stack up on hot pockets and make sure to quit your job, lord Smedy will lead you to victory and glory.

The masterminds behind the guild has gotten together to conjure up a fail-proof tactic that will take us to the promised lands.

Srs Not Ames

11-17-2011, 01:49 PM

praise the fckin lord

PhantomRogue

11-17-2011, 02:03 PM

Getting some 5 hour Energies and have a whole barrel full of Utz Pretzels. Im ready to rock.

socialist

11-18-2011, 06:44 PM

I'd like to enlist with my nordic brethren, but the website is weird and the app form looks like a joke. Could a representative PM me here or in IRC, or give me vent info?

Srs Not Ames

11-18-2011, 07:21 PM

I'd like to enlist with my nordic brethren, but the website is weird and the app form looks like a joke. Could a representative PM me here or in IRC, or give me vent info?

We never joke, 100% super serious.

Here is some more info on us IF-Guild/SuperSecret.com (http://www.holybible.com/)

dbltnk

11-18-2011, 08:17 PM

So under what names do I find some of you ingame once the servers are up? Looking for company.

Snukie

11-18-2011, 09:19 PM

I applied today. *praise 4 invite*

Raylan

11-21-2011, 10:12 AM

Doctoree the cleric formally Tristin teh OR pledges his loyalty to Big Smedy Jesus!

karsten

11-21-2011, 10:15 AM

big snukie the german gonna join up with big karsten the expat for big german things in < Imaginary Friends > on red99, come repent or get rooted by my furiously overpowered level 8 mage pet today!

Smedy

11-21-2011, 10:50 AM

if you applied during the last week or so please redo your application @ our forums http://if-guild.com/forum/ otherwise your app is lost in cyberspace as we were busy doing bigger better things.

Raylan

11-21-2011, 01:40 PM

big snukie the german gonna join up with big karsten the expat for big german things in < Imaginary Friends > on red99, come repent or get rooted by my furiously overpowered level 8 mage pet today!

dude, wut?

dusk883

11-21-2011, 04:14 PM

This guild delivers

Nirgon

11-21-2011, 04:27 PM

Joining this guild in no way involves slaving over disorganized raids to gear Salty. I guess I can not hate this one.

Snukie

11-21-2011, 06:09 PM

reapplied then...damn you internetz!

Darwoth

11-25-2011, 10:02 AM

i just realized that it is THIS guild not holocaust or fish bait that is in the #1 slot for mass recruit zergathon, way to fly under the radar gentlemen.

georgie

11-27-2011, 03:13 AM

right i was in this guild /who all guild was like 8-18 memebers peak... fish bait and IF = your who request was cut short.. too many players. please come again

Mardur

11-27-2011, 04:30 AM

Good luck doing anything substantial in EverQuest with under 20 players.

Since we've been doing such big things in the name of Jesus, we've had many applications since the release of the box. We're not turning anyone down at the moment as as much as anyone wants to claim zerg, we still need a bit more numbers for targets like Cazic and Vox. This ain't your ezmode VZTZ box, yall. We're also split up amongst two major timezones with about half of our guild from North America and the other half from Europe.

We still come out on top outnumbered in every major PvP encounter we've had thus far. And unlike Fish Bait, this isn't a free ride guild. We are willing to let you go as quickly as we are willing to tag you if you are annoying, underperforming, or just a hindrance in general.

We need most classes but mostly clerics and warriors.

Send a tell to Reika in-game if interested.

Cwall

11-27-2011, 04:51 AM

We still come out on top outnumbered in every major PvP encounter we've had thus far.

not anymore

Hangerbaby

11-27-2011, 03:04 PM

apply if you want to join a guild of guys who get wiped @ crushbone at level 18, I guess

Nune

11-27-2011, 03:26 PM

apply if you want to join a guild of guys who get wiped @ crushbone at level 18, I guess

Join IF, and have grown men swing off your nuts on the internet like this sackchamp right here!

We need more Warriors, Clerics and Shadowknights. PST Maybach or Reika in game. We ran 3 guilds off of Faydwer, off to Antonica for bigger baby Jesus things.

Srs Not Ames

11-27-2011, 11:13 PM

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Mardur

11-28-2011, 04:39 AM

Imaginary Friends confirmed moved to Antonica.
Holocaust confirmed moved to Faydwer.
Reika confirmed bored of people hiding from PvP.

Cwall

11-28-2011, 05:18 AM

reika confirmed upset that the score is 1-0 not in imaginary friends's favor

lethdar

11-28-2011, 05:20 AM

Jerrin dead x3, silver plug, hughman plug, nerfed dead x2. Just another day hiding from pvp with IF

Lazortag

11-28-2011, 09:31 AM

Imaginary Friends confirmed moved to Antonica.
Holocaust confirmed moved to Faydwer.
Reika confirmed bored of people hiding from PvP.

Does this mean I can exp in the Karanas yet? I'll offer to PL you guys with my superior ae kiting skills. This isn't a joke. This offer never expires.

Nirgon

11-28-2011, 12:53 PM

The question is, do you want to be on Swede time zone for raiding. Cuz when push comes to shove later, you better hope so.

Knuckle

11-28-2011, 03:15 PM

Does this mean I can exp in the Karanas yet? I'll offer to PL you guys with my superior ae kiting skills. This isn't a joke. This offer never expires.

deal. oh you mean for the swedes FUCK

Lazortag

11-28-2011, 03:24 PM

deal. oh you mean for the swedes FUCK

The offer goes to Holocaust too, but I want to be able to roll on Peggy cloaks.

Truth

11-28-2011, 04:31 PM

Imaginary Friends confirmed moved to Antonica.
Holocaust confirmed moved to Faydwer.
Reika confirmed bored of people hiding from PvP.

Using your former logic IF pulled a Jew diaspora

Nune

12-03-2011, 04:12 PM

Jerrin dead x3, silver plug, hughman plug, nerfed dead x2. Just another day hiding from pvp with IF

Nerfed isnt in our guild, and usually groups with Holo. +1 for effort

Mardur

12-03-2011, 05:43 PM

Jerrin dead x3, silver plug, hughman plug, nerfed dead x2. Just another day hiding from pvp with IF

I was in this group and when we came out to LS to fight you, you all ran and hid in Najena.

Then I went to bed.

Holocaust confirmed scared of big Reika.

Casey

12-04-2011, 02:05 AM

http://if-guild.com/imagehost/view-pic-img.html?img=86&w=720

Doing big things the Christian way.

Lazortag

12-04-2011, 02:42 AM

http://if-guild.com/imagehost/view-pic-img.html?img=86&w=720

Doing big things the Christian way.

I still haven't paid you the other 21.5 plat.

Perhaps I never will.

georgie

12-04-2011, 05:20 AM

big casey sucking at druid on live too... things will never change

quido

12-04-2011, 05:32 AM

Lazortag

12-04-2011, 05:45 PM

Dang, I could have sworn I took a screenshot of Giegue making a public service announcement about how open zones like SK are for bards and dungeons are for non-bards and that we're doing it wrong if we don't let bards steal all the mobs in the karanas. I can't find it though :confused:

Is this supposed to be a burn on me or something? SK is a Bard zone, that's just a fact. I'm willing to let it be a druid zone too since they exp there very efficiently as well. However, any other class that levels in SK is willingly getting slower exp than they would be getting if they were in a dungeon or another more appropriate zone.

The following zones are Bard zones:

Classic:

North Qeynos
North Karana
East Karana
South Karana

Kunark:

The Overthere
Burning Woods

Non-Bards are not allowed to enter these zones unless it's so that they can travel to an adjacent zone. I thought everyone knew this?

Softcore PK

12-04-2011, 06:15 PM

Wolfram PKed me for trying to exp in NK :(

Boner Doner

12-04-2011, 06:41 PM

Its a pk server get the fuck over it... or move the fuck out

Smedy

12-04-2011, 07:34 PM

I start liking wolfram more and more, one of the bluebies that actually doesn't ragequit after getting pked

Srs Not Ames

12-04-2011, 09:09 PM

If you having pvp problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 tusks and you nigs got none

Diggles

12-05-2011, 03:08 PM

This guild is 100% Bluebie Diggles approved

Redtard Diggles lusts after it

ChubbyBubbles

12-05-2011, 04:16 PM

Its a pk server get the fuck over it... or move the fuck out

Hammertime plz plug more. =D

Mardur

12-06-2011, 04:56 AM

Applications coming to an end as we form our solid raid team. Now's the time if you're an interested melee/cleric. We are about to impose strict level restrictions (40+) as well as remove the players that aren't quite fit for the guild.

karsten

12-06-2011, 06:06 AM

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HASHIRE SMASH

Glam

12-06-2011, 06:12 AM

yea just wait and see if they start using DKP then they are a real WoW epic ezmode guild......who raid like bluebie

Atleast they are NO European guild with all that u.s peps

Nune

12-06-2011, 08:08 AM

yea just wait and see if they start using DKP then they are a real WoW epic ezmode guild......who raid like bluebie

Atleast they are NO European guild with all that u.s peps

Nice troll, Tonto.

http://sherrychandler.com/wp-content/uploads/tonto8yy.jpg

Jon Lemon

12-17-2011, 10:44 AM

Yall still bloob pretenders?

Flipmode

12-19-2011, 03:59 PM

I FUCKING APPLY! Ostmackor, potatismus och fiskpinnar for everyone! FAKTISKT

Smedy

12-19-2011, 04:02 PM

faktiskt ostmackor bro, get on teamspeak u finnish fuck lets do this

Diggles

12-19-2011, 04:30 PM

ping är för jävla hög!

Diggles

12-19-2011, 04:32 PM

men åtminstone du har stora smedy att bära er alla till seger, har jag rätt?

Diggles

12-19-2011, 10:55 PM

Oh god, the bots are trolling now

Bootcamp

12-20-2011, 02:33 AM

JAG SKA BRINNA DEN HÄR SUPERMEGA STRUTTEN

Srs Not Ames

12-20-2011, 03:37 AM

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/392166_269674729750276_100001232543584_830089_1285 612208_n.jpg

udviklingshæmmet

Diggles

12-20-2011, 04:56 AM

udviklingshæmmet

retarded is you using the wrong language.

utvecklingsstörda

Jon Lemon

12-20-2011, 08:04 AM

Yall still bloob pretenders?

Srs Not Ames

12-20-2011, 04:08 PM

retarded is you using the wrong language.

utvecklingsstörda

We are Nordic u silly downs. That includes dirty Danes, spectacular Swedes and ****** Norwegians.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/182837_163954150322335_100001232543584_367530_4061 546_n.jpg

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Diggles

12-21-2011, 08:53 PM

danes are european canadians.

Cast

12-24-2011, 08:55 PM

bump

Littlegyno 6.0

12-28-2011, 07:10 PM

I've assumed officership of Imaginary Friends pals. Kaahbal is having a flare up of his assburgers and requested that I PERSONALLY lead IF to victory.

IF4lyfe.

Cast

12-28-2011, 08:07 PM

I've assumed officership of Imaginary Friends pals. Kaahbal is having a flare up of his assburgers and requested that I PERSONALLY lead IF to victory.

IF4lyfe.

i support this.

Smedy

12-28-2011, 08:29 PM

confirmed, gyno is now head captain of the arc

Jon Lemon

12-28-2011, 09:25 PM

Yall still bloob pretenders?

confirmed, gyno is now head captain of the arc

confirmed

Nixus

02-03-2013, 04:23 PM

IF seen walking about.

Smedy

02-03-2013, 04:38 PM

Something is brewing here dawgs

Pitborn

02-03-2013, 05:16 PM

Nune

02-09-2013, 07:38 AM

Just remember who still reps dat day 1 tag flag

<

SamwiseRed

02-09-2013, 11:50 AM

who has ownership of this guild lol

Smedy

02-09-2013, 11:52 AM

a short little gnome that is hidden in akanon does, he aint even mad about the situation, shit's just slow in the shire right now, but once mordor rises again we shall go on the journey

SamwiseRed

02-09-2013, 11:56 AM

ye i was one of the last ones who finally de-tagged. its funny tho, the day I de-tagged and joined that guild we were merging with they all quit the game. it was pretty much only the IF players left in whatever that guild was called, we were like wtf?