View Full Version : get yer squat box on y'all
purest
10-16-2011, 12:00 AM
first of all watching the following video will demonstrably change you life for the better and second of all you're welcome, ladies and gents i present to you the squat box
use this thread to report back on your squat box experiences
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Misto
10-16-2011, 12:05 AM
i dont want to live on this planet anymore
Harrison
10-16-2011, 12:06 AM
http://youtu.be/35TbGjt-weA
Hoggen
10-16-2011, 12:29 AM
"Dropping off the Cosby kids..."
Nyrod
10-16-2011, 02:38 AM
rofl was just having this convo with some foodies i ran into today in austin, cant wait to get my SQUAT ON
Diggles
10-16-2011, 02:41 AM
YOU EVER SEEN A KID COME OUT OF A WATERSLIDE
bluejam
10-16-2011, 08:14 AM
Hilarious, yet it still makes you wonder...
YendorLootmonkey
10-16-2011, 10:21 AM
I tried this and I couldn't stop pooping until I put my feet back down on the floor.
Diggles
10-16-2011, 12:38 PM
yendor just made me giggle at 8 in the morning
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JELL-O - 1897
koolaid - 1927
digital computer - 1939
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deathgirl
10-16-2011, 06:17 PM
my mother told me it was the best position for your bowels, so I did it once in primary school, but some other girls looked under the stall and were like 'omg r u squattttting?' so i just stood up to look out the window and sed nope im spying on someone
also abodigitals be squatin since time began
Airdefier
10-16-2011, 06:35 PM
This thread wins the p99
- tpand
Feachie
10-16-2011, 07:07 PM
wow. i used to make fun of mom when she squatted for being fob.
thanks to the internet i actually tried it, and now i wish i had taken a picture.
literally in my entire life have never sat my pimpled ass onto any public crab infested toilet seat
crouching is like opposite of squatting, it can be a messy ordeal
Diggles
10-16-2011, 07:44 PM
I just tried it. That is one damn refreshing way to poop
I gave this a shot - first run was a success: quick and clean (I totally could have pulled a "no wiper"). If it consistently works this way, I may convert to using this full time.
This is sadly the most useful thing I have ever read on the P99 forums.
Diggles
10-16-2011, 11:47 PM
its so fast!
YendorLootmonkey
10-17-2011, 06:20 AM
It's going to be difficult to explain walking in and out of the restroom with a milk crate at work, but totally worth it!
skulldudes
10-17-2011, 06:31 AM
lame. would rather poop regular and read comic books
Quizy
10-17-2011, 07:00 AM
Yeah.. why it gotta be so fast ? wham bam thank ya mam ? Enjoy it
took a shit and then came here and was like fuk havent tried this pooping 2.0 thang so I went back and sure enough....
Aadill
10-17-2011, 10:54 AM
Yeah.. why it gotta be so fast ? wham bam thank ya mam ? Enjoy it
The normal time spent pooping can be replaced with reading comic books.. the time doesn't have to be shorter. The benefit is you don't have something trying to push it's way out yer butt anymore so more time is spent reading then reading and feeling violated.
Tommy_Wiseau
10-17-2011, 11:04 AM
who says black ppl never contributed anything to society
since abolition anyway....
i am so bad
Theldios
10-17-2011, 12:50 PM
The real question is how does this box effect the positon of the sock?
Sodapop
11-12-2012, 05:40 AM
I've used a box for years... is this reddit or what
Black Jesus
11-12-2012, 01:53 PM
youtube
Aicha
11-12-2012, 08:24 PM
I need to try this with my patients at work. :|
patriot1776
01-25-2013, 04:13 PM
Mankind's Achievements
fire - c. unknown
the wheel - c. 3500 BC
steam engine - 1698
cotton gin - 1793
revelover - 1835
refridgerator -1842
automobile - 1889
JELL-O - 1897
koolaid - 1927
digital computer - 1939
legos - c. 1940's
atomic bomb - 1945
thermonuclear weaponry - 1952
Internet - 1969
Viagra - 1997
squat box pooping 2.0 - 2011
Tarathiel
01-25-2013, 04:41 PM
"have you ever seen a kid come out of a waterslide? its like that"
Ephirith
01-25-2013, 04:51 PM
They have been shitting like this for years(centuries?) in Asia...... and certain parts of Pasadena and Garden Grove.
I can confirm that it works, I'm a very long person and in a lot of bathrooms I can put my legs from the toilet to the wall.
The shit just flies out. Shit you didn't know you had. Dat colon positioning
Nordenwatch
01-25-2013, 06:45 PM
My hypothesis is there are other reasons why this man's poop seems to remind him of a kid shooting out of a waterslide.. its almost like it falls out
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