get yer squat box on y'all

[purest]

first of all watching the following video will demonstrably change you life for the better and second of all you're welcome, ladies and gents i present to you the squat box

use this thread to report back on your squat box experiences

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[Misto]

i dont want to live on this planet anymore

[Harrison]

http://youtu.be/35TbGjt-weA

[Hoggen]

"Dropping off the Cosby kids..."

[Nyrod]

rofl was just having this convo with some foodies i ran into today in austin, cant wait to get my SQUAT ON

[Diggles]

YOU EVER SEEN A KID COME OUT OF A WATERSLIDE

[bluejam]

Hilarious, yet it still makes you wonder...

[YendorLootmonkey]

I tried this and I couldn't stop pooping until I put my feet back down on the floor.

[Diggles]

yendor just made me giggle at 8 in the morning

[naez]

Mankind's Achievements

fire - c. unknown
the wheel - c. 3500 BC
steam engine - 1698
cotton gin - 1793
revelover - 1835
refridgerator -1842
automobile - 1889
JELL-O - 1897
koolaid - 1927
digital computer - 1939
legos - c. 1940's
atomic bomb - 1945
thermonuclear weaponry - 1952
Internet - 1969
Viagra - 1997

squat box pooping 2.0 - 2011

[deathgirl]

my mother told me it was the best position for your bowels, so I did it once in primary school, but some other girls looked under the stall and were like 'omg r u squattttting?' so i just stood up to look out the window and sed nope im spying on someone

also abodigitals be squatin since time began

[Airdefier]

This thread wins the p99

- tpand

[Feachie]

wow. i used to make fun of mom when she squatted for being fob.

thanks to the internet i actually tried it, and now i wish i had taken a picture.

[naez]

literally in my entire life have never sat my pimpled ass onto any public crab infested toilet seat

crouching is like opposite of squatting, it can be a messy ordeal

[Diggles]

I just tried it. That is one damn refreshing way to poop

[Loke]

I gave this a shot - first run was a success: quick and clean (I totally could have pulled a "no wiper"). If it consistently works this way, I may convert to using this full time.

This is sadly the most useful thing I have ever read on the P99 forums.

[Diggles]

its so fast!

[YendorLootmonkey]

It's going to be difficult to explain walking in and out of the restroom with a milk crate at work, but totally worth it!

[skulldudes]

lame. would rather poop regular and read comic books

[Quizy]

Yeah.. why it gotta be so fast ? wham bam thank ya mam ? Enjoy it

[naez]

took a shit and then came here and was like fuk havent tried this pooping 2.0 thang so I went back and sure enough....

[Aadill]

Yeah.. why it gotta be so fast ? wham bam thank ya mam ? Enjoy it

The normal time spent pooping can be replaced with reading comic books.. the time doesn't have to be shorter. The benefit is you don't have something trying to push it's way out yer butt anymore so more time is spent reading then reading and feeling violated.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

who says black ppl never contributed anything to society

[naez]

since abolition anyway....


i am so bad

[Theldios]

The real question is how does this box effect the positon of the sock?

[Sodapop]

I've used a box for years... is this reddit or what

[Black Jesus]

youtube

[Aicha]

I need to try this with my patients at work. :|

[patriot1776]

Mankind's Achievements

fire - c. unknown
the wheel - c. 3500 BC
steam engine - 1698
cotton gin - 1793
revelover - 1835
refridgerator -1842
automobile - 1889
JELL-O - 1897
koolaid - 1927
digital computer - 1939
legos - c. 1940's
atomic bomb - 1945
thermonuclear weaponry - 1952
Internet - 1969
Viagra - 1997

squat box pooping 2.0 - 2011

[Tarathiel]

"have you ever seen a kid come out of a waterslide? its like that"

[Ephirith]

They have been shitting like this for years(centuries?) in Asia...... and certain parts of Pasadena and Garden Grove.

I can confirm that it works, I'm a very long person and in a lot of bathrooms I can put my legs from the toilet to the wall.

The shit just flies out. Shit you didn't know you had. Dat colon positioning

[Nordenwatch]

My hypothesis is there are other reasons why this man's poop seems to remind him of a kid shooting out of a waterslide.. its almost like it falls out