my penis is to large for my friends vagina

[visage]

So my penis to large for my friends Vagina. She is concerned. Now I told her the vagina is like a muscle and has to get use to such things. However, much like piercing I imagine they make Vagina Tapers to get it to open more. My question is has anyone expierenced this problem, and are the effects long lasting? Quite frankly I imagine it will be painful to her if I put it in , but the plus side it will feel amazin for me. Now with pleasure comes sacrafice for some. So if I want it to get smaller again , will it ever get to the point is currently is , if I find a way to enlarge the hole. Your thoughts and opinons thanks
~Visage.

[LevinJ]

Virgin detected.

[visage]

Virgin detected.

Answer the question asshole , don't need to state the obv~

[Bubbles]

So my penis to large for my friends Vagina. She is concerned. Now I told her the vagina is like a muscle and has to get use to such things. However, much like piercing I imagine they make Vagina Tapers to get it to open more. My question is has anyone expierenced this problem, and are the effects long lasting? Quite frankly I imagine it will be painful to her if I put it in , but the plus side it will feel amazin for me. Now with pleasure comes sacrafice for some. So if I want it to get smaller again , will it ever get to the point is currently is , if I find a way to enlarge the hole. Your thoughts and opinons thanks
~Visage.

I'd say the second she took the candy and got into your van, all bets were off.

[visage]

I'd say the second she took the candy and got into your van, all bets were off.

It isn't a joke. Serius. This girl is 23 kk, she is that tight like... I had a hard time getting my index finger in her hole... MInd you I was stoked , but realized OO shit my dick would rip this up.

[YendorLootmonkey]

I'd say the second she took the candy and got into your van, all bets were off.

/thread

[visage]

I figured most of you tight asses would know since you, yourselfs have been in this position before. You know the one with your hole being to tight for someone to stick it in. Jeez show some compassion will ya and help a brotha out.

[Smyd]

mmmmm candy.
PS what colour is the van?

[visage]

mmmmm candy.
PS what colour is the van?

If you were my candy and I was your van what color would you be???

[JayDee]

i dont get creeped out easy
this guy easily creeps me out

[visage]

i dont get creeped out easy
this guy easily creeps me out

Melt in your mouth jaydee

[visage]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2moqcmp.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2vmvzi0.jpg

[Raikiri]

I'd say the second she took the candy and got into your van, all bets were off.

[Eldaran]

i dont get creeped out easy
this guy easily creeps me out

I'm 100% with you on this one. Not only is this a fictitious problem, it's also extremely sad that this forum is the only place he has to turn for conversation since everyone in his life refuses to be near him. All he can do is take pictures with strangers who look less than pleased as punch to be within touching distance of him.

:D

[visage]

I'm 100% with you on this one. Not only is this a fictitious problem, it's also extremely sad that this forum is the only place he has to turn for conversation since everyone in his life refuses to be near him. All he can do is take pictures with strangers who look less than pleased as punch to be within touching distance of him.

:D

I think my blonde friend said it best this weekend

http://i55.tinypic.com/34qo4l4.jpg

[visage]

as far as touching goes

http://i56.tinypic.com/2hi5lah.jpg

[visage]

http://i52.tinypic.com/jl54j9.jpg

and the most sexy thing about this person was.

When I woke up next to her after having fun.
She looked exactly the same as when she was awake.
Not some fake ass dolled horr. Believe me after having a new woman in my bed nearly every week. I've seen my share of chicks that when you wake up their makeup from their face ran off and HOLY ~!~!@~!~ thank god you boot em out by 6 am.

http://i51.tinypic.com/drvwk.jpg

and yes that was in my bed the morning after ^

LOL come at me some more bro ~ We can pretend like you have as much game as me kk thx.

[visage]

and for the record. This chick is by no means hot BY NO means hot. So don't even try to bash me for hittin it. However, She is damn well beautiful naturally which is a harder fine than hot bimbos with fake tits. So def rates high enough on Visage scale.

http://i53.tinypic.com/24ywhth.jpg

Yummm

[Thulack]

She looks like she could be your sister and also looks like you wear more makeup then she does.

[Shannacore]

WHY IS SHE WILLING TO GIVE HER VIRGINITY TO YOU

[Harrison]

This message is hidden because visage is on your ignore list.

[Nerfbat]

Look what kinda garbage Red99 is already drawing in lawl, oh man when the server opens, it's gonna be straight Tiajauna - ******dom !

Wait... what? Is this the first visage post you've seen?

[Nerfbat]

also...

This message is hidden because visage is on your ignore list.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Just shave your penis down with a whittling knife til it fits okay.

[Hasbinbad]

Now, I know I shouldn't do this, but I'm bored for the next 45 minutes, and I could use a laugh.
---
So my penis to large for my friends Vagina.
Visage bro, I've been there. That sucks man.
She is concerned.
I'm sure she is, how else would she be able to get some quality like you offer?
Now I told her the vagina is like a muscle and has to get use to such things.
Well, that's not exactly true. You see, your vagina is a complex organ containing many distinct types of tissue, each with a different purpose. While part of what you say could be considered colloquially astute, you are missing the essential crux of the issue. The following quote..
However, much like piercing I imagine they make Vagina Tapers to get it to open more.
..actually hits on it, but clumsily - almost accidentally.

You see Visage, the Vagina needs to be "warmed up" before it can be more fully experienced. The woman attached to the vagina too, must be aroused in order that she may contribute her small part to the function of the vagina. In the warm up section of sexual congress - what some call "foreplay," various changes occur within the various tissue structures of the vaginal and clitoral organs: some tissues become fully or partially engorged with fluid; some nerve centers become more or less potentialized; some tissues become more or less elastic; etc. These changes often allow a woman of small anatomical proportions accept a more obviously virile male companion to couple with her.
My question is has anyone expierenced this problem, and are the effects long lasting? Quite frankly I imagine it will be painful to her if I put it in , but the plus side it will feel amazin for me. Now with pleasure comes sacrafice for some.
This series of words makes me sad for the world. Yes, people experience this all the time. It can be a long lasting problem if nothing is done to change the characteristics of the vaginal structures previous to coitus being initiated. Your selfishness for wanting to feel pleasure at the expense of another can only be described in terms of you being a complete asshole or thriving in some kind of deviant bdsm fetish worldview.
So if I want it to get smaller again , will it ever get to the point is currently is , if I find a way to enlarge the hole.
Thanks for getting me back on track. You can "loosen" or "enlarge" the vaginal opening in several safe ways. The walls of the vagina are amazing in their structure and function; they can stretch enormously without tearing, and provide several other functions, including lubrication and conduction of sensation. The tissue deep to the wall of the vagina can work like memory foam given the correct circumstances. This is why it feels like a girl gets loose after a while if she isn't using her "muscles" (yes Visage, I'll get to the muscles). The cervix (another female organ in the reproductive system) can also "run and hide," if you ring the bell enough times, enlongating the vaginal structure. You can simulate many of these natural responses with massage, but you need to be gradual and enticing about the whole proposal, or either the vagina will initiate its internal shut down sequence, or the female attached to the vagina will get bored and attempt a manual override. A typical example would probably detail a man starting with one finger, working up to three.. That is how the stretcher cones work for vaginas and buttholes. This gradual stretching works for the muscle too.

Tl;dr.
Your dick isn't too big for her cunny bro, it was made for babies.

What you are no doubt concerned with is the sphincter muscle structure which encircles the vaginal opening, and makes initial sexual penetration feel "tight." This is the muscle that is worked out during a "kegel" exercise, and works equally well to tone the vaginal or anal sphincters (they are connected actually). This exercise will restore the "tight" feeling to vaginal penetration of even the most experienced and mature women.
Your thoughts and opinons thanks
~Visage.
You don't deserve them, I just listed some facts for you.

[Aadill]

I liked your explanation as it flowed very well and offered a mature approach.

Then you said buttholes, and I laughed.

[Hasbinbad]

I liked your explanation as it flowed very well and offered a mature approach.
Oh come on i started out by calling him bro and saying that he was quality..

[xshayla701]

hahahaha

[Hasbinbad]

wuts with the elephants akyra?

[xshayla701]

wuts with the elephants akyra?

theyre my fave animal ^_^

[Prahadigm24]

and the most sexy thing about this person was.

When I woke up next to him after having fun.
He looked exactly the same as when he was awake.
Not some fake ass dolled horr. Believe me after having a new man in my bed nearly every week. I've seen my share of dicks and when you wake up their makeup from their face ran off and HOLY ~!~!@~!~ thank god you boot em out by 6 am.

Only had to make minor changes to fix your post. Sounds more realistic now.

[Fists]

Visage you make me so sad, she's got thick arms and a bulldog face.

[Harrison]

I see a lot of words that inbred mongrel won't understand.

[Aadill]

Oh come on i started out by calling him bro and saying that he was quality..

still.. it was a well written highly informative post that i thoroughly enjoyed, even moreso after the mention of buttholes.

poopchutes would've made it even better

[skulldudes]

you'd think a guy who "fucks so many chicks" would know how a vagina works.

[Autotune]

Now, I know I shouldn't do this, but I'm bored for the next 45 minutes, and I could use a laugh.
---

Visage bro, I've been there. That sucks man.

I'm sure she is, how else would she be able to get some quality like you offer?

Well, that's not exactly true. You see, your vagina is a complex organ containing many distinct types of tissue, each with a different purpose. While part of what you say could be considered colloquially astute, you are missing the essential crux of the issue. The following quote..

..actually hits on it, but clumsily - almost accidentally.

You see Visage, the Vagina needs to be "warmed up" before it can be more fully experienced. The woman attached to the vagina too, must be aroused in order that she may contribute her small part to the function of the vagina. In the warm up section of sexual congress - what some call "foreplay," various changes occur within the various tissue structures of the vaginal and clitoral organs: some tissues become fully or partially engorged with fluid; some nerve centers become more or less potentialized; some tissues become more or less elastic; etc. These changes often allow a woman of small anatomical proportions accept a more obviously virile male companion to couple with her.

This series of words makes me sad for the world. Yes, people experience this all the time. It can be a long lasting problem if nothing is done to change the characteristics of the vaginal structures previous to coitus being initiated. Your selfishness for wanting to feel pleasure at the expense of another can only be described in terms of you being a complete asshole or thriving in some kind of deviant bdsm fetish worldview.

Thanks for getting me back on track. You can "loosen" or "enlarge" the vaginal opening in several safe ways. The walls of the vagina are amazing in their structure and function; they can stretch enormously without tearing, and provide several other functions, including lubrication and conduction of sensation. The tissue deep to the wall of the vagina can work like memory foam given the correct circumstances. This is why it feels like a girl gets loose after a while if she isn't using her "muscles" (yes Visage, I'll get to the muscles). The cervix (another female organ in the reproductive system) can also "run and hide," if you ring the bell enough times, enlongating the vaginal structure. You can simulate many of these natural responses with massage, but you need to be gradual and enticing about the whole proposal, or either the vagina will initiate its internal shut down sequence, or the female attached to the vagina will get bored and attempt a manual override. A typical example would probably detail a man starting with one finger, working up to three.. That is how the stretcher cones work for vaginas and buttholes. This gradual stretching works for the muscle too.

Tl;dr.
Your dick isn't too big for her cunny bro, it was made for babies.

What you are no doubt concerned with is the sphincter muscle structure which encircles the vaginal opening, and makes initial sexual penetration feel "tight." This is the muscle that is worked out during a "kegel" exercise, and works equally well to tone the vaginal or anal sphincters (they are connected actually). This exercise will restore the "tight" feeling to vaginal penetration of even the most experienced and mature women.

You don't deserve them, I just listed some facts for you.

This.

Also, if you've laid as much strange as you suggest, you should already know this.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

"cunny", "sexual congress", can you be any creepier bro

[Pico]

thank god i never get laid this all sounds very cofusing

[visage]

Now, I know I shouldn't do this, but I'm bored for the next 45 minutes, and I could use a laugh.
---

Visage bro, I've been there. That sucks man.

I'm sure she is, how else would she be able to get some quality like you offer?

Well, that's not exactly true. You see, your vagina is a complex organ containing many distinct types of tissue, each with a different purpose. While part of what you say could be considered colloquially astute, you are missing the essential crux of the issue. The following quote..

..actually hits on it, but clumsily - almost accidentally.

You see Visage, the Vagina needs to be "warmed up" before it can be more fully experienced. The woman attached to the vagina too, must be aroused in order that she may contribute her small part to the function of the vagina. In the warm up section of sexual congress - what some call "foreplay," various changes occur within the various tissue structures of the vaginal and clitoral organs: some tissues become fully or partially engorged with fluid; some nerve centers become more or less potentialized; some tissues become more or less elastic; etc. These changes often allow a woman of small anatomical proportions accept a more obviously virile male companion to couple with her.

This series of words makes me sad for the world. Yes, people experience this all the time. It can be a long lasting problem if nothing is done to change the characteristics of the vaginal structures previous to coitus being initiated. Your selfishness for wanting to feel pleasure at the expense of another can only be described in terms of you being a complete asshole or thriving in some kind of deviant bdsm fetish worldview.

Thanks for getting me back on track. You can "loosen" or "enlarge" the vaginal opening in several safe ways. The walls of the vagina are amazing in their structure and function; they can stretch enormously without tearing, and provide several other functions, including lubrication and conduction of sensation. The tissue deep to the wall of the vagina can work like memory foam given the correct circumstances. This is why it feels like a girl gets loose after a while if she isn't using her "muscles" (yes Visage, I'll get to the muscles). The cervix (another female organ in the reproductive system) can also "run and hide," if you ring the bell enough times, enlongating the vaginal structure. You can simulate many of these natural responses with massage, but you need to be gradual and enticing about the whole proposal, or either the vagina will initiate its internal shut down sequence, or the female attached to the vagina will get bored and attempt a manual override. A typical example would probably detail a man starting with one finger, working up to three.. That is how the stretcher cones work for vaginas and buttholes. This gradual stretching works for the muscle too.

Tl;dr.
Your dick isn't too big for her cunny bro, it was made for babies.

What you are no doubt concerned with is the sphincter muscle structure which encircles the vaginal opening, and makes initial sexual penetration feel "tight." This is the muscle that is worked out during a "kegel" exercise, and works equally well to tone the vaginal or anal sphincters (they are connected actually). This exercise will restore the "tight" feeling to vaginal penetration of even the most experienced and mature women.

You don't deserve them, I just listed some facts for you.

You are by far the coolest mother fuckers on these forums having posted that. Not only was it funny. It was damn well moving. This was the best post i've seen in a long time. Thank you for taking the time to explain such things. Yes I am ignornant in a lot of the scientific or "factual aspects of the vagina", I am a self learner , this however enlightened me. I appreciate this post no pun intended. Thanks bro~

[visage]

WHY IS SHE WILLING TO GIVE HER VIRGINITY TO YOU

Because this girl is my bestfriend. And I infact like her and treat her with respect when we are out. As far as the complex of my dick to large for her vagina. I find humor in it as well she does. Which is why she is my best friend.

[visage]

Visage you make me so sad, she's got thick arms and a bulldog face.


Shes beautiful bro. Natural beauty for sure. I wish I fuckin could look half as good with as little effort.

[Harrison]

This message is hidden because visage is on your ignore list.

[visage]

This.

Also, if you've laid as much strange as you suggest, you should already know this.

True trolling never amounts to half bred responses. ~

[visage]

This message is hidden because visage is on your ignore list.

No ones talking to you fat man with a little dick.

[visage]

She looks like she could be your sister and also looks like you wear more makeup then she does.

I've known her for 8 years so she might as well be considered my sister. Yes I do wear more makeup than here. Which sometimes she gets angry at and tries to out do me.

[Harrison]

Today, 03:15 PM
visage
This message is hidden because visage is on your ignore list.
Today, 03:15 PM
visage
This message is hidden because visage is on your ignore list.

No one gives a fuck what you're blabbering half coherently from your drug-addled, alcoholic delirium. Stop spamming the fucking forums.

[dredge]

fist her

[visage]

Today, 03:15 PM
visage
This message is hidden because visage is on your ignore list.
Today, 03:15 PM
visage
This message is hidden because visage is on your ignore list.

No one gives a fuck what you're blabbering half coherently from your drug-addled, alcoholic delirium. Stop spamming the fucking forums.

Hi my name is Harrison. I am a fat man who says No one cares , but yet I post and open every thread you right to explain "I don't care". Who are you fooling fat man. I hope to go your taking notes. I just wish you would empower yourself to go hit the treadmill , rather than sit on your butt meddling about how much you don't care about things , yet spend adequate time posting such nonesense. You may fool others. But you don't fool me Fatty have another twinkie on my text post. IT's on me~

[Autotune]

True trolling never amounts to half bred responses. ~

Visage, trolling... say it isn't so.

[visage]

Visage, trolling... say it isn't so.

You have the best avatar on these forums btw... It's a cross between funny , but ultimately it really fuckin creeps you the fuck out. Jesus christ seeing tralina is one thing , but I picture her mentallity exactly how that picture is portrayed... Just damn right scary and evil

[visage]

fist her

By her you mean harrison?

[Kassel]

This message is hidden because visage is on your ignore list.

[Hasbinbad]

I expected more from this thread by now.

[lordyamish]

So my penis to large for my friends Vagina. She is concerned. Now I told her the vagina is like a muscle and has to get use to such things. However, much like piercing I imagine they make Vagina Tapers to get it to open more. My question is has anyone expierenced this problem, and are the effects long lasting? Quite frankly I imagine it will be painful to her if I put it in , but the plus side it will feel amazin for me. Now with pleasure comes sacrafice for some. So if I want it to get smaller again , will it ever get to the point is currently is , if I find a way to enlarge the hole. Your thoughts and opinons thanks
~Visage.

pic or it didnt happen

and on a side note...i have literally never seen somebody seek as much validation, online or irl, as visage

we get it dude, you get play

90% of the people on here prolly get play regularly too

"you are not special. you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."

[Knuckle]

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[ScaryBadAssholes]

wuts with the elephants akyra?

I was thinking it was a joke about large, elephantine penises.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

get play r u serious

[Eternal-Elf]

that girl is a C-Teamer for sure.

Prolly works the afternoon shift at IHOP.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

I've known her for 8 years so she might as well be considered my sister.

Really no one's going to touch this? Really? But yeah just to echo hbb, try fingering / going down on her for some time, if you're going it right, it'll fit fine. People tend to tense up when they're about to be raped though, so you gotta really decide how you wanna go about this o_o

[Autotune]

I've known her for 8 years so she might as well be considered my sister.

Really no one's going to touch this? Really? But yeah just to echo hbb, try fingering / going down on her for some time, if you're going it right, it'll fit fine. People tend to tense up when they're about to be raped though, so you gotta really decide how you wanna go about this o_o

I find that they tend to be loose when severely inebriated.

[skorge]

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[mitic]

So my penis to large for my friends Vagina. She is concerned. Now I told her the vagina is like a muscle and has to get use to such things. However, much like piercing I imagine they make Vagina Tapers to get it to open more. My question is has anyone expierenced this problem, and are the effects long lasting? Quite frankly I imagine it will be painful to her if I put it in , but the plus side it will feel amazin for me. Now with pleasure comes sacrafice for some. So if I want it to get smaller again , will it ever get to the point is currently is , if I find a way to enlarge the hole. Your thoughts and opinons thanks
~Visage.

just stop using those asian inflatable dolls and switch to the european ones

hope this helps

[visage]

just stop using those asian inflatable dolls and switch to the european ones

hope this helps

Great Europeans! They have the most stds out of every country damn dirty wankin skanks!

[visage]

pic or it didnt happen

and on a side note...i have literally never seen somebody seek as much validation, online or irl, as visage

we get it dude, you get play

90% of the people on here prolly get play regularly too

"you are not special. you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."

I am a beautiful snowflake ! DAMN U!

and wow aren't we modest LMAO

[stormlord]

Bring plenty of lube and keep the phone nearby if it gets stuck.

[jarshale]

Do I really want to read this clusterfuck of a thread?

[LevinJ]

Leaving aside visage's attempts at trolling - where does anyone draw the conclusion that he is anything other than a teenager seeking attention? I keep seeing comments about him being a pedo or general adult pervert.

Let's look at the facts: Juvenile priorities and mentality. Repeatedly displays that he is clueless about sex. Fixation on genital size, making novice comments about women, etc. Can't get through a single sentence without glaring grammatical and spelling errors.

I think, because we are so accustomed to assuming that everyone on P99 played classic EQ (and is, therefore, an adult) we have ruled out the possibility that a genuine teenager stumbled upon P99 and has joined our ranks. I always assumed Pycoba was a young teenager and nothing he has done since has indicated otherwise to me.

[Motec]

LevinJ is a virgin. confirmed.

[Bazooka]

i dont get creeped out easy
this guy easily creeps me out

[Silentone]

my favorit post by far...ty for all your contributions in making my law tech class go by ...

[Motec]

Thanks for making the line at social security go faster on this stolen iphone.

[Murphy]

So my penis to large for my friends Vagina. She is concerned. Now I told her the vagina is like a muscle and has to get use to such things. However, much like piercing I imagine they make Vagina Tapers to get it to open more. My question is has anyone expierenced this problem, and are the effects long lasting? Quite frankly I imagine it will be painful to her if I put it in , but the plus side it will feel amazin for me. Now with pleasure comes sacrafice for some. So if I want it to get smaller again , will it ever get to the point is currently is , if I find a way to enlarge the hole. Your thoughts and opinons thanks
~Visage.

I don't know how to help you visage as I do not pick my friends up off of the playground.

[Arclyte]

please like me internet

[visage]

So I had a dream that I got my wang inside. And I was teleported through a black hole.... Through space and time... After I realized it was just a dream woke up and I ended up peeing the bed. True story bros~

[Rukku]

Hmm... so you had a dream you were having sex with a woman and woke up peeing the bed... this after questioning how to pleasure a woman...

Are you sure you're not gay?

[Seaweedpimp]

idk why you guys post in this guys threads

[skulldudes]

what is up with the fucking people on this board and tildes?

[skulldudes]

by people i meant faggots and girls

[visage]

Hmm... so you had a dream you were having sex with a woman and woke up peeing the bed... this after questioning how to pleasure a woman...

Are you sure you're not gay?

Today I'm gay, than going back to straight tomorrow. Obv~

[lordyamish]

I am a beautiful snowflake ! DAMN U!

and wow aren't we modest LMAO

fuck you for not getting mad at my post and ruining all my fun

[Falisaty]

on a serious note... my wifes best friend is asian and has a super tight pussy... When it finally happened and i was allowed to tap it my thick ass was unable to get it in. it took time but we worked it in just took about 30 min of her riding me and lots of lube for her to stretch and be able to fit around it.

That by far was the best sex i had ever had super tight asian pussy. all the rumers were true they are out of this world.

TL/DR Slow steady and lots of lube should do the trick

[Shannacore]

Loooooooooooool

[Envious]

I've known her for 8 years so she might as well be considered my sister. Yes I do wear more makeup than here. Which sometimes she gets angry at and tries to out do me.

Rofl

[dredge]

this might help you get it up bro:

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