am i wrong?

[relapsee69]

Had 2 fat girls (visage scale 6.5s) already drunk otw to my house tonight. The dude staying with me in my house bitched like my ex wife saying he had to work today. I kept the hoes outside showing respect for the working man. He kept coming outside making smart ass remarks. So i whipped him

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO

o i also punched his dog after he wouldn't get up. < that's what i feel bad about

[Ennoia]

Shoulda told him to stop bitching and go to bed then.

[quido]

A couple months ago it was a dilemma for you to even considering trying to bang a fat girl! I'm glad you've loosened up a little bit ;)

[quido]

Er poor English, but yeah... Relapsee, how fat is the fattest chick you've banged in the last 6 months?

[relapsee69]

dude i been stuck on this game so long tralina is bangable now

[Smyd]

dude i been stuck on this game so long tralina is bangable now

That's pretty extreme...

[quido]

I bet 95% of the people who talk shit about Tralina would have sex with her given the opportunity.

[Smyd]

Well, granted.

I admit, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me.
Animal, vegetable or mineral - i'll do anything to anything.

[relapsee69]

Jeremy i am still in the mood you down?

[TMFail]

Er poor English, but yeah... Relapsee, how fat is the fattest chick you've banged in the last 6 months?

You can't even imagine bro

[Autotune]

I bet 95% of the people who talk shit about Tralina would have sex with her given the opportunity.

<= 95%

[Rukku]

I guess this is the EQ version of Jersey Shore.

[Hasbinbad]

Shnanna want smush-smush?

[Eldaran]

Shnanna want smush-smush?

hahahha win

[ScaryBadAssholes]

I bet 95% of the people who talk shit about Tralina would have sex with her given the opportunity.

I most definitely would.

[Swishahouse]

relapsee its relapse again man. me, u, dontaze - we cast that spell in that spot to get over to that one spot where we do the damn thing until the drinks run out....

[Shannacore]

:confused:

[dude]

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

[Swishahouse]

Tralina, creepy ppl who wanna fuck u ITT.

[visage]

Shnanna want smush-smush?

How much you gonna pay her to fly out this time. Figured she took you for a moron last time. Apparently she oinked good enough for a second trip.

[Swishahouse]

How much you gonna pay her to fly out this time. Figured she took you for a moron last time. Apparently she oinked good enough for a second trip.

Your latest Visage was just..... You were so Visagecore just then.

[visage]

Your latest Visage was just..... You were so Visagecore just then.

i want to manhatten traNSFER WITH tRALINA

[Aadill]

Your latest Visage was just..... You were so Visagecore just then.

I'm perceiving your most recent actions, sir.

[Huggie]

i want to manhatten traNSFER WITH tRALINA

the processes of inserting a tube between two anuses, allowing the free flow of feces between the two anal cavities.

[Swishahouse]

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

He peed on the Dude's rug--

[dude]

that rug really tied the fucking room together.

[dude]

If I had that rug I would bang tralina on it..fuck that Lebowski prick, it's all his fault.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

i love you dude

[Massive Marc]

WTF ? Do bro's not jump on grenades anymore ? If you were my pal, I'd just call sick into work and fuck a fat bitch.

[Massive Marc]

^^ wow grammar. point still made.

[Eldaran]

How much you gonna pay her to fly out this time. Figured she took you for a moron last time. Apparently she oinked good enough for a second trip.

So jelly

[Tommy_Wiseau]

how did thread turn so creepy

[Aadill]

how did thread turn so creepy

i give you one guess.

[Swishahouse]

i give you one guess.

not it!

[Falisaty]

Shnanna want smush-smush?

HAS BEEN BAD thats SNUU-SNUU buddy :)

[Falisaty]

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

+1 great movie... hows donny BTW?

[Silentone]

^^^ OMFG IS that bionic comando in your sig?

[Falisaty]

^ that it is

[Silentone]

lmao......i was like 12 years old when i bought that game i will never forget it... i had the flue and my dad took me to fry's ..i was yacking and playing..i passed out on the nintendo =p

[Falisaty]

yea one of the best Nintendo games made... loved killin hitler at the end... enjoyed watching his face explode after shooting him in the helo