TR vs TMO IRL : Who would win?

[JenJen]

:cool:

Im curious as to what we all think would happen if these two groups were ever to find themselves in the same room together. awkward silence? or full on karate chops and roundhouse kicks? belly flops? childish name calling? Would Karsten really smash Durison in the nose? Would Perun have the last laugh? And what if Shaere (the biggest muscles on p99) were to wade into the fray?

discuss.

[Knuckle]

I'd share a drink and have some laughs, while cautiously fingering my 9mm concealed in my bulletproof vest. :o

[Uaellaen]

TR would have fun and party, dunno what TMO would do ;)

[Sinlea]

They wouldn't have the social skills to interact with eachother. And everyone would be obese. Except Karsten.

[Autotune]

we would both spend all our time playing on our laptops and postin in RnF on the p99 boards.

[Paumad]

We would all LARP, imo.
I would run around the room very fast yelling "Selo", acting like I was drumming on something while holding a stick. And win.
Although, I would like a map of said room sent to me.

Discussed.

[Ennoia]

Thanks for Shaere.

[baub]

im p sure the entire tmo guild entering the room would be a fire hazard

i'd love 7 minutes of heaven with fauss tho

[Tiggles]

Trakanon would spawn and the room would clear out in an instant

[Otto]

Trakanon would spawn and the room would clear out in an instant

[Xanthias]

Trakanon would spawn and the room would clear out in an instant
truth...

:D

[TMFail]

Trakanon would spawn and the room would clear out in an instant

Truth you say there my sweety

[Alarti0001]

I think we would all be best friends!... anyone who takes this game into real life is a moron anyways

[Diggles]

TR would be trying to hoop the bartender for loot.

[quido]

I have a Staff of Writhing IRL and would proc it on Karsten's writhing staff.

[TMFail]

I think we would all be best friends!... anyone who takes this game into real life is a moron anyways

Wise words my sweety

[Seaweedpimp]

im p sure the entire tmo guild entering the room would be a fire hazard

i'd love 7 minutes of heaven with fauss tho

I loled.

[Pico]

why would anyone wanna picture this

[Paumad]

i'd love 7 minutes of heaven with fauss tho

You get double that if you come wearing a golden suit <3

[Tiggles]

Honestly I think we would all get along.

[Diggles]

i'd definitely be bros with tiggs and digg.

[Daldolma]

You guys would love each other. You've self-selected yourselves into a group of videogame dorks that spend 3+ hours a day playing a 12-year old game. The only thing that really separates TR from TMO is who you happened to group with while leveling up, which is totally luck of the draw. There are awesome and horribad people in both TR and TMO.

For the most part, this entire server would get along IRL. Obviously some better than others, but I think we'd all be pretty receptive to running into one of the other couple thousand people on Earth that have this same nerdy hobby.

[Diggles]

pretty sure we'd all get drunk and beat the shit out of pycoba and jamar

[Seaweedpimp]

pretty sure we'd all get drunk and beat the shit out of pycoba and jamar

[Alarti0001]

You guys would love each other. You've self-selected yourselves into a group of videogame dorks that spend 3+ hours a day playing a 12-year old game. The only thing that really separates TR from TMO is who you happened to group with while leveling up, which is totally luck of the draw. There are awesome and horribad people in both TR and TMO.


I love these nerdy people who wants to be king of the cool nerds....I mean come on... you did type horribad... what kind of nerd are you?

[Daldolma]

Easy, defensive guy. I think you're missing my point. I wasn't separating myself from the bunch; like I said, "we" all have the same nerdy hobby. The point was that TR and TMO have even more in common with each other than they do with the rest of the P99 population -- a population that has a ton in common to begin with. I'm not saying you're any dorkier than anyone else on P99.

[Knuckle]

I think Daldoma may be associating his existance too closely to this hobby, oh shit 1500 posts ironing.

[UncleOzzy]

1 vs 1 meaning a even fight TMO could do nothing but cry..TMO has no skill they only survive because of numbers, I mean geezz how many TMO noobs does it take to kill a boss?

[Autotune]

1 vs 1 meaning a even fight TMO could do nothing but cry..TMO has no skill they only survive because of numbers, I mean geezz how many TMO noobs does it take to kill a boss?

aww someone is a sad panda today? Please, inform us of the TMO member that touched your naughty place.

[Daldolma]

I think Daldoma may be associating his existance too closely to this hobby, oh shit 1500 posts ironing.

I don't know what this post means.

[Alarti0001]

1 vs 1 meaning a even fight TMO could do nothing but cry..TMO has no skill they only survive because of numbers, I mean geezz how many TMO noobs does it take to kill a boss?

I'll take this challenge anyday :)

[Goobles]

:cool:

Im curious as to what we all think would happen if these two groups were ever to find themselves in the same room together. awkward silence? or full on karate chops and roundhouse kicks? belly flops? childish name calling? Would Karsten really smash Durison in the nose? Would Perun have the last laugh? And what if Shaere (the biggest muscles on p99) were to wade into the fray?

discuss.

perv.

[Gwence]

I'd probably get someone pregnant.

[UncleOzzy]

I'll take this challenge anyday :)

You will have your chance very soon my TMO noob, make sure all your members use there same name.God I love killling carebears, especially unskilled one's.

[Autotune]

You will have your chance very soon my TMO noob, make sure all your members use there same name.God I love killling carebears, especially unskilled one's.

not sure you read the title or perhaps you don't know what IRL stands for.

[UncleOzzy]

not sure you read the title or perhaps you don't know what IRL stands for.

I read the title fine, still think TR would own your arse in any 1v1 fight any day of the week..

[jarshale]

I read the title fine, still think TR would own your arse in any 1v1 fight any day of the week..

Because, of course, your skill in everquest is directly related to how well you can fight in real life.

[Alarti0001]

Because, of course, your skill in everquest is directly related to how well you can fight in real life.

TR has given up on trying to defeat us... they are looking for other options.

[Knuckle]

JJ referee the cage match between me and TR's leader, i'll be representing TMO, I'm ready for this, my body's ready.

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[Chanur]

I predict lots of yiffing if they ever met.

[booter]

I'd buy all of TMO a round if I could afford it.

[Zenlina]

Uthgaard would win
http://www.themysticalorder.net/phpBB3/download/file.php?id=291

[Alarti0001]

I was there and dodged that DT !

[Jjlent]

lol funny thread

[cameroncoolcarter]

idk, but if a "fight" broke out i'd pay to see that shit.

[Aadill]

I'd buy all of TMO a round if I could afford it.

lol.

[Ennoia]

TR would get themselves kicked out of the bar for cheating at pool, dunno what TMO would do ;)

Fixed.

[Zereh]

I don't know, I can play a pretty mean game of pool. I even have my own hot pink Scorpion cue ~

[Ektar]

I swallowed toothpaste and threw up in my mouth while reading this thread

[Loke]

I'd shamelessly hit on Durison for the awkward factor...

"Yea, we hate each other in game... come give me a handy in the bathroom bro."

Also, I'm not gay... NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

[Diggles]

loke totally gay

[JenJen]

are youuu readddy to rrummmmmmbbbbblllllleeeeeeeE???????????

[Uaellaen]

Fixed.

sorry, denied applicants are not allowed to come :o

[Diggles]

sorry, denied applicants are not allowed to come :o

banned players aren't either. :o

[Knuckle]

I don't know, I can play a pretty mean game of pool. I even have my own hot pink Scorpion cue ~

orly? i play a pretty mean game myself...

on the shorter tables =(
my eyesight kinda sucks on the full 10 ft tables for long shots =/

[Uaellaen]

banned players aren't either. :o

am i? :cool:

[Diggles]

am i? :cool:
two boxing and cheating at the same time is kinda lame man

[Uaellaen]

two boxing and cheating at the same time is kinda lame man

i agree, good that i didnt do it ;) so whats your point again?

[Diggles]

You didn't 2 box or cheat, yet you got banned for 2 boxing

hrm.

[Diggles]

that's a doozy right there, german logic is confusing

[Uaellaen]

You didn't 2 box or cheat, yet you got banned for 2 boxing

hrm.

sorry, did not mean to make you hurt while you are trying to think :(

[Diggles]

well, it's just, you threw a fit in irc right after the ban, and nilbog was like you 2 boxed gtfo and you raged some more, then you left.

now you come back and start saying you're not banned? denial, bro?

(10:37:03 PM) Cyrius: i think you are dickless
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you're really mad, should stop eating all that pizza, might be your blood pressure

[Uaellaen]

rofl if you call that raging, i never denied 3 of my accounts were banned for 2 boxing, what you fail to grasp is, it wasnt me ;)

[quido]

I'm one of the baddest and one of the best looking motherfuckers that has ever lived.

[Uaellaen]

We can always find out what would happen, Next time I have a TR get together at my house in Mass. I will extend the invitation to anyone that wants to come. TMO, Peace Pipe, BDA whoever wants to come I don't give a fuck just make sure you leave your ego at the door...... 2 weeks ago we had an awesome time. Steak, Lobster, Alcohol and an Awesome Salad prepared by Aleja. I tried to make Kinsawt eat corn the long way but he was shy :( We had 11 TR members and 1 anonymous person and it was a pretty fun time. The only thing that was missing was DJ Durrison on the 1's and 2's

ohya was great fun!

[karsten]

everything about that story is cool except for the fact that it was in mass, :mad::mad::mad:

[karsten]

umm, that it was in mass? ewwwww

[Harrison]

We can always find out what would happen, Next time I have a TR get together at my house in Mass. I will extend the invitation to anyone that wants to come. TMO, Peace Pipe, BDA whoever wants to come I don't give a fuck just make sure you leave your ego at the door...... 2 weeks ago we had an awesome time. Steak, Lobster, Alcohol and an Awesome Salad prepared by Aleja. I tried to make Kinsawt eat corn the long way but he was shy :( We had 11 TR members and 1 anonymous person and it was a pretty fun time. The only thing that was missing was DJ Durrison on the 1's and 2's

If you guys have another and I'm not working, etc. count me in. Just tell me farther ahead of time in IRC or some shit.

[Harrison]

umm, that it was in mass? ewwwww

You shut your whore mouth!

[mimixownzall]

I'd share a drink and have some laughs, while cautiously fingering my 9mm concealed in my bulletproof vest. :o

Your Vest would do you no good against my FN 5.7 but that's cool cause I wouldn't shoot you.

[TMFail]

Invite Lenfer to the meeting, and the meeting wouldn't even happen, everyone would cancel.

trolololol

[quido]

Invite Lenfer to the meeting, and the meeting wouldn't even happen, everyone would cancel.

trolololol

You have smoked yourself retarded.

[quido]

Why do people in Mass. have a problem with air conditioning?

[Nedala]

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[TMFail]

You have smoked yourself retarded.

I don't smoke :p

[TMFail]

You shut your whore mouth!

Are you that fatguy in your profile picture, looking dumb, with his laptop ?

[TMFail]

You shut your whore mouth!

Nice Sig, Captain America :D

[Mynxx]

TMO but only because they actually have talent now, sadly also because they'd prolly just zergfuck the christ out of whatever, it's inevitable right? I never liked Wal-Mart so much, TR is like...Walgreens.

[Autotune]

TMO but only because they actually have talent now, sadly also because they'd prolly just zergfuck the christ out of whatever, it's inevitable right? I never liked Wal-Mart so much, TR is like...Walgreens.

Online Translator?

[quido]

Let's compare some other guilds to retail shopping venues.

Vesica Dei is like Family Fare.
BDA is like Save-a-lot.
Taken is like uh... Meijer? D&W?

Not really sure which of these are regional and which aren't at this point SO DEAL WITH IT SUKKAZ

Jewel-Osco n crap sucks

[visage]

The idea of a brawl to TR and TMO in RL would be sitting discussing Everquest logic and debating it with annoying high pitch voices and gutteral fat growls. Ultimately leading to masterbation and sharing Tralina sex stories.

[Mynxx]

Let's compare some other guilds to retail shopping venues.

Vesica Dei is like Family Fare.
BDA is like Save-a-lot.
Taken is like uh... Meijer? D&W?

Not really sure which of these are regional and which aren't at this point SO DEAL WITH IT SUKKAZ

Jewel-Osco n crap sucks

Oh I didn't even realize, that's my sad excuse for an occupation getting into my head, talking retail...

Can we get an Ocean State Job Lot, Winn Dixie & Family Dollar?

[TMFail]

Online Translator?

I agree, I didnt get it neither ?

[TMFail]

TMO but only because they actually have talent now, sadly also because they'd prolly just zergfuck the christ out of whatever, it's inevitable right? I never liked Wal-Mart so much, TR is like...Walgreens.

Are you that idiot who App'd to TR after getting kicked on TMO?

You are worst than TR and TMO altogether

[Mynxx]

Are you that idiot who App'd to TR after getting kicked on TMO?

You are worst than TR and TMO altogether

Are you mentally retarded sir? I never app'ed to either guild lol. I definitively am NOT in TMO either.

[God-King Abacab]

TMO and TR would probably stand across the ballroom from each other until Lady Karsten decides it's time to dance with Lord Tiggles therefore both guilds follow suit in a high aristocrat fashion...

Until El Abacabo comes in to regulate and crash the party

[Aadill]

TMO and TR would probably stand across the ballroom from each other until Lady Karsten decides it's time to dance with Lord Tiggles therefore both guilds follow suit in a high aristocrat fashion...

Until El Abacabo comes in to regulate and crash the party

truer words have never been spoken.

[Duie]

Well to be fair, if anyone of us met in real life, the ultimate dare would come up to go outside..... Followed by the running, screeming like a little school girl that the sky was on fire .

[fishingme]

I'd figure a raid rotation would be setup. Can't really hide behind a computer screen AND be an idiot at the same time at that point.

[Enygma]

Sworen would win. NO question.

Sworen

[relapsee69]

Sworen you already won bro

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[Jjlent]

lol hah

[Enygmad]

Sworen you already won bro


You're a funny guy Relapsee, but that's not me - this is the real me:

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Love,

Sworen

[fishingme]

You're a funny guy Relapsee, but that's not me - this is the real me:

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/4565/segwayn.jpg

Love,

Sworen

How long does it usually take to charge one of those bad boys?

[relapsee69]

You're a funny guy Relapsee, but that's not me - this is the real me Your place or mine

[Hasbinbad]

Yeah.

I'd just stick next to Eashan, because he is about seven foot nine, five hundred ninety pounds of Hasbinbad feels safe around TMO guys.

Would love to watch as your waves of hundreds of 90lb men crash upon his ankles/calves/thighs tho..

[Hasbinbad]

Oh. ..and Loke. I would make sure Loke was near. For um, "no reason." No, really.

[karsten]

one time me n hasbinbad hung out irl and the whole world almost exploded because of the level of awesome and we drank coors original

[casdegere]

No no, with TR and some other guilds members in the room, TMO members would all appear suddenly at the same time right about when someone threw a big, fluffy stuffed dragon into the room being held by Rogean himself. While everyone else is getting ready to tag it, a TMO SK runs up and hits the fluffy dragon. While the dragon is trained around toward the others and TMO people camp (leave the room), the SK FDs. The Fluffy Dragon held by Rogean then moves around and takes everyone else out. When the dragon feels no more rage, the TMO guys come back in and take it down. Rinse repeat.

Why would anyone want to bring on Veeshan with this shit going on?

[JenJen]

important note : IRL

[Hasbinbad]

No no, with TR and some other guilds members in the room, TMO members would all appear suddenly at the same time right about when someone threw a big, fluffy stuffed dragon into the room being held by Rogean himself. While everyone else is getting ready to tag it, a TMO SK runs up and hits the fluffy dragon. While the dragon is trained around toward the others and TMO people camp (leave the room), the SK FDs. The Fluffy Dragon held by Rogean then moves around and takes everyone else out. When the dragon feels no more rage, the TMO guys come back in and take it down. Rinse repeat.

Why would anyone want to bring on Veeshan with this shit going on?
Typical TMO raid?
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[Autotune]

No no, with TMO and some other guilds members in the room, TR members would all appear suddenly at the same time right about when someone threw a big, fluffy stuffed dragon into the room being held by Rogean himself. While everyone else is getting ready to tag it, a TR SK runs up and hits the fluffy dragon. While the dragon is trained around toward the others and TR people camp (leave the room), the SK FDs. The Fluffy Dragon held by Rogean then moves around and takes everyone else out. When the dragon feels no more rage, the TR guys come back in and take it down. Rinse repeat.

Why would anyone want to bring on Veeshan with this shit going on?

funny, I remember this story like this.

[Anger]

TR would just cheat.

[Bukowski]

I'd get drunk as balls.

[Happyfeet]

Typical TMO raid?
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So... TMO = 3 board short wearing 14 year olds that it took way too long to destroy a stuffed bear?
I fail to see the comparison.

[JenJen]

thanks for making my thread a success btw appreciated

[Fraggle]

So... TMO = 300 board short wearing 14 year olds

Fixed.

[Ennoia]

pretty sure we'd all get drunk and beat the shit out of pycoba and jamar

That'd be a hate crime. There are laws against beating retards.

[Diggles]

not if we sick hasbinbad on them

[Harrison]

That'd be a hate crime. There are laws against beating retards.

Tssk tssk, I already used this in another thread.

[Ennoia]

Tssk tssk, I already used this in another thread.

You did? My bad. I owe you a hooker.

[Harrison]

Lol hilarious coincidence in any case

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=417663&postcount=24